Very funny
Seriously though, it's actually Klingon written in pIqaD.
Romanization:
nuqneH
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?
jIyajbe'
jIyaj
translation:
Hello (literally "What do you want?")
Do you speak the Klingon language?
I do not understand
I do understand
More properly the options should read
vIjatlhbe' "I do not speak it" and
vIjatlh "I do speak it", but it's clear what is meant from context so it's forgiveable.