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It. It lives !!!
Who said it wad dead! I should throw your sorry ass in the Pits!
When you have the files set in game, let me know and I'll reopen the thread.
EDIT - Reopened as requested.
EDIT - Reopened as requested.
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Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.
-Bob Dylan 'With God on Our Side'
Power, that was all Dylan Williams, the First Autocrat of the Glorious Dictatorship of Lower Chicago, could think of as he looked out the window in his lavish bedchamber, looking toward the fertile lands of the Lan Oak. ‘Anarchist filth’ he spat as he saw the potential of the tiny nation being strangled. Yes, they would get theirs, just as his critics had long ago.
"My Autocrat, the forces are marshaled and ready" said the familiar voice of his secretary of war.
"Prepare them to march on the Anarchists in Lan Oak"
"What about the Casus Belli, sir"
"Maskus helli?"
"Casus Belli sir,The thing that prevents our stability from nose-diving"
"Silence fool! That was Europa Universalis, This is Hearts of Iron" Dylan screamed as he flung the Hearts of Iron Anthology box at his Europa addicted Secretary
"We don’t need one" he said with a devilish grin.
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.
-Bob Dylan 'With God on Our Side'
Power, that was all Dylan Williams, the First Autocrat of the Glorious Dictatorship of Lower Chicago, could think of as he looked out the window in his lavish bedchamber, looking toward the fertile lands of the Lan Oak. ‘Anarchist filth’ he spat as he saw the potential of the tiny nation being strangled. Yes, they would get theirs, just as his critics had long ago.
"My Autocrat, the forces are marshaled and ready" said the familiar voice of his secretary of war.
"Prepare them to march on the Anarchists in Lan Oak"
"What about the Casus Belli, sir"
"Maskus helli?"
"Casus Belli sir,The thing that prevents our stability from nose-diving"
"Silence fool! That was Europa Universalis, This is Hearts of Iron" Dylan screamed as he flung the Hearts of Iron Anthology box at his Europa addicted Secretary
"We don’t need one" he said with a devilish grin.
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When the steam trucks and the boars (products of the fertile DLC-Albanian alliance) arrived at Lan Oak there were quite a few more Anarchists than Dylan or his commanders had expected
“Refresh my memory, who said there would be only three divisions of militia in Lan Oak”
“You’re Minister of intelligence {name censored by request}” replied a Lieutenant from the First Cavalry Corp.
“Well there’s more than three here, get her on the phone!”
“The Anarchists have cut our phone lines sir”
Dylan growled “make a note, when we get the mobile Pits from Zoggy she’ll be the first one to test them”
“Yes my Autocrat, duly noted”
As the cavalry and the steam trucks were faster than boars it took a few hours for them to catch up with the main force, but by late afternoon the forces were ready and the men were screaming for Anarchist blood
“I guess I should make a heroic speech now”
The Secretary of War shrugged
“You know what, fuck it, not my style CHARGE!!!!”
“Refresh my memory, who said there would be only three divisions of militia in Lan Oak”
“You’re Minister of intelligence {name censored by request}” replied a Lieutenant from the First Cavalry Corp.
“Well there’s more than three here, get her on the phone!”
“The Anarchists have cut our phone lines sir”
Dylan growled “make a note, when we get the mobile Pits from Zoggy she’ll be the first one to test them”
“Yes my Autocrat, duly noted”
As the cavalry and the steam trucks were faster than boars it took a few hours for them to catch up with the main force, but by late afternoon the forces were ready and the men were screaming for Anarchist blood
“I guess I should make a heroic speech now”
The Secretary of War shrugged
“You know what, fuck it, not my style CHARGE!!!!”
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lemme join DLC
also, make me dictator of brazil when you conquer them(back of the line CardBrd)
also, make me dictator of brazil when you conquer them(back of the line CardBrd)
“Well, that was definitely more than 3 divisions” a bloodied Dylan spoke
The secretary of war looked up from his stretcher “You’re damn right it was! Forget the Pits, I’m killing her as soon as we get back!”
“It’ll be sooner than you think” He gestured for the medics to take him away.
The carnage was immense, as it should have been for the order for no quarter had been given. Burning all bodies was also ordered. Even now Dylan could see groups of his men hauling corpses, both friend and foe, to hastily dug ditches. He could even see men trying to wrestle ball-squishing jeans and meaningless t-shirts off the bodies of the anarchists, or ‘scene people’ as the younger soldiers liked to call them, but whispered Dylan who would want them?
A typical example of some of the Anarchist militia found at Lan Oak
Where they currently reside
The secretary of war looked up from his stretcher “You’re damn right it was! Forget the Pits, I’m killing her as soon as we get back!”
“It’ll be sooner than you think” He gestured for the medics to take him away.
The carnage was immense, as it should have been for the order for no quarter had been given. Burning all bodies was also ordered. Even now Dylan could see groups of his men hauling corpses, both friend and foe, to hastily dug ditches. He could even see men trying to wrestle ball-squishing jeans and meaningless t-shirts off the bodies of the anarchists, or ‘scene people’ as the younger soldiers liked to call them, but whispered Dylan who would want them?
A typical example of some of the Anarchist militia found at Lan Oak
Where they currently reside
Noooooooo.
Don't kill the scene chicks. They're annoying as shit, yeah, but who says they're not cute...?
Don't kill the scene chicks. They're annoying as shit, yeah, but who says they're not cute...?
I live in Indiana. Go DLC
Your loyalty will be repaid once my Legions reach your respecrive homes
The only way to settle who will be governor of the provinces of Brazil will be a Pit match, similar to Thunderdome
Hmm...well than I hope you're a necrophiliac
You can be the offical governor of the provinces of Indiana.
Gameplay updates 60% likely to happen this weekend
Good luck on the next update, crush them Anarchists.
If you can't find a ruler for the Deep South when you contact me, I can help you out *wink* I'd love to serve my Autocrat as a pupper ruler for him.
If you can't find a ruler for the Deep South when you contact me, I can help you out *wink* I'd love to serve my Autocrat as a pupper ruler for him.
Emperor Zog I of the Albanian Empire reporting, how can I be of assistance my ally?
Purge the Anarchists, and show no mercy, for they deserve none.
-Laurence "Emperor Zog I" Van Geyte, Totally Random Productions.
(^ my full title)
Purge the Anarchists, and show no mercy, for they deserve none.
-Laurence "Emperor Zog I" Van Geyte, Totally Random Productions.
(^ my full title
)
Since so many people ask me to rule provinces as a puppet I would like to clear the policy for puppets
*Zog look here*
The territories of the United States of America will be fully under DLC control when conquered
Also Mexico and Central America will be under full control
Now when we reach South America and Canada, that is when the puppets will start
There are also some territories in the world that I want, these are
Suez Canal Zone
Denmark
Heart Of Darkness (Congo)
British Isles
Whatever non-Albanian things come to mind later
*Zog look here*
The territories of the United States of America will be fully under DLC control when conquered
Also Mexico and Central America will be under full control
Now when we reach South America and Canada, that is when the puppets will start
There are also some territories in the world that I want, these are
Suez Canal Zone
Denmark
Heart Of Darkness (Congo)
British Isles
Whatever non-Albanian things come to mind later
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Very well, I'll leave the South to you as my wishes.
I wonder what his views are on the Free City of Leningrad *sough* My Trotskygrad*cough* are....
Sounds fair, but as you know the Albanian claims are actually the entire world, but I am more than satisfied with my current gains.
I don't know how or if you are going to include the Albanian Empire in the game (maybe liberate them and give them territory), anyway it's entirely your choice, have fun with your AAR.
-Laurence
Sounds fair, but as you know the Albanian claims are actually the entire world, but I am more than satisfied with my current gains.
I don't know how or if you are going to include the Albanian Empire in the game (maybe liberate them and give then territory), anyway it's entirely your choice, have fun with your AAR.
-Laurence
I was going to try to include them as much as possible. Wait a minute.... WE SHOULD DO A MULTIPLAYER AAR!
Also to anybody else, any criticisms, and how do you give people pictures in the editor