Who do I have to kill to get into the beta? :)

[Xavori]

As a huge fan of Paradox grand strategy games (CK2 726 hours, EU4 265 hours, EU3 377 hours, EU1&2 who knows because I couldn't buy them on Steam to track *grin* but it's a lot), and Paradox as a whole (pretty sure the only game I don't have of y'all's is Magicka 2 and that's only because I haven't found time to finish the first game).

And ya, I know there is no beta yet, but as this is easily tops on my wishlist for upcoming games, I'm def willing to um..well, not actually a killer, but maybe give someone a wet willy or something

 

[Krajzen]

Him.

 

[Pigeoncount]

It's too late to back down now, you signed up for this. Your instructions will be in the mail, and at the end of the list, a beta code awaits you.

 

[Baikal]

Who do I have to kill to get into the beta?

All the elves.

 

[Xavori]

All the elves.

In other words, don't give them food no matter how badly they need it, eh?

 

[Cuthuthulu]

All the elves.

Elves are so incompetent that they tend to kill themselves off. Then tell humans they are superior because of it.

 

[Abnwtwtud]

As the above said, we have to kill all the elves to bring about the day of Stellaris.

Seriously though, be careful about making these kind of offers to Paradox. I knew a guy who offered his soul to Paradox if they would work on a Norse-religion inspired RPG. Now his soul is stuck in a jar on Johan's desk, and Runemaster still isn't being made.

 

[Melian Erios]

How I imagine some people will be (totally not me...):

 

[Comradebot]

Groogy.

But the rules are the fight must take place in a traditional Turkish oil wrestling, or Yağlı güreş, match.


Also, he'll be managed at ringside by a hedgehog, which may or may not know how to swing a metal folding chair.

 

[Chat]

Groogy.

But the rules are the fight must take place in a traditional Turkish oil wrestling, or Yağlı güreş, match.


Also, he'll be managed at ringside by a hedgehog, which may or may not know how to swing a metal folding chair.

Then let us begin!

 

[Xavori]

Groogy.
But the rules are the fight must take place in a traditional Turkish oil wrestling, or Yağlı güreş, match.

Also, he'll be managed at ringside by a hedgehog, which may or may not know how to swing a metal folding chair.

What kind of oil are we talking here? And why Turkish? Don't the Swedes know anything about oil wrestling? Why a hedgehog? Why a metal folding chair? Why ask why?

 

[Xavori]

Elves are so incompetent that they tend to kill themselves off. Then tell humans they are superior because of it.

Elves...food...

*cough*Gauntlet*cough*

 

[Tilarium]

I know I want in on this beta when the time comes. Paradox games are without a doubt my favorite games... but they could never cover my space fix... until now! Can not wait for this game to come out.

 

[Pentel123]

You must kill yourself, the you that hungers without limita, the you that cannot fast but must only fwast. You must kill your greed and in doing so realize you have lost the part of yourself that makes you so ready to murder for a beta.

The real question is what governments do I need to overthrow for an alpha?

 

[jazzroen]

sacrifice your firstborn of course. It's only common sense

 

[Castellon]

As a huge fan of Paradox grand strategy games (CK2 726 hours, EU4 265 hours, EU3 377 hours, EU1&2 who knows because I couldn't buy them on Steam to track *grin* but it's a lot), and Paradox as a whole (pretty sure the only game I don't have of y'all's is Magicka 2 and that's only because I haven't found time to finish the first game).

And ya, I know there is no beta yet, but as this is easily tops on my wishlist for upcoming games, I'm def willing to um..well, not actually a killer, but maybe give someone a wet willy or something

Will be posting our list as we get closer to the beta.

 

[Xavori]

Will be posting our list as we get closer to the beta.

Wait....list? As in a whole list of people I'm going to have to kill?

Y'all are some really evil platypi....

 

[aitaituo]

Wait....list? As in a whole list of people I'm going to have to kill?

Y'all are some really evil platypi....

That is also how I read that post.

 

[Chat]

Wait....list? As in a whole list of people I'm going to have to kill?

Y'all are some really evil platypi....

At least we have time to prepare... I wonder how long the list will be. I suspect that working together will be encouraged.

 

[aitaituo]

The real question is what are the rules? Battle Royale, Hunger Games, Danganrompa?