Why Johan should give me specifically early access

[themoomaster]

1. I have over ten thousand minutes in EUIV
2. I have about 50/50 odds of being able to run the current build on my PC
3. I promise very nicely not to leak anything.
4. I think Johan is a very nice person
5. (The same goes for the rest of the team)
6. Giving me access to the game would ruin my life. I would lose my job because I would stop showing up. I would likely starve to death before running out of money for rent because I would forget to eat. But I'll try to post a nice map of my progress before starvation sets in and I lose motor function.
7. On second thought, do not give me early access, I think I'd like to survive until the launch actually.

 

[Call Me Vandal]

On second thought, do not give me early access

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_psychology

 

[Impognagrift]

You didn't even add a point just saying "Please"
Don't you think that's a bit rude?

 

[pdx-sanke]

1. I have over ten thousand minutes in EUIV
2. I have about 50/50 odds of being able to run the current build on my PC
3. I promise very nicely not to leak anything.
4. I think Johan is a very nice person
5. (The same goes for the rest of the team)
6. Giving me access to the game would ruin my life. I would lose my job because I would stop showing up. I would likely starve to death before running out of money for rent because I would forget to eat. But I'll try to post a nice map of my progress before starvation sets in and I lose motor function.
7. On second thought, do not give me early access, I think I'd like to survive until the launch actually.

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

 

[Azikiel]

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

I hereby do NOT request early access. Publicly that is. I mean privately maybe but I wouldnt tell you that publicly because of course not. But like haha wouldnt it be funny if you did? No I'm kidding that'd be crazy....... Unless?

 

[Thrudgelmir2333]

I do not not request access.

 

[LordThanatos]

By posting in or reading the thread at https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/foru...ld-give-me-specifically-early-access.1754274/, you hereby forfeit your place in the Europa Universalis V early beta program and waive any right to participate in future early access content, effective immediately. Any obligation you were under to abide by the NDA you did not know you were under, regarding gameplay and game features you had not gotten access to, yet is hereby waived. Your name has automatically been removed from the relevant mailing lists - thank you!

Huh. Anyone else get this email when you opened the thread?

 

[MasterPaw]

I am willing to take his spot

 

[bokorthedust]

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

Where am I in the line of succession?

 

[Álvaro Núñez de Lara]

Where am I in the line of succession?

You are at the bottom now for asking. Cant risk now people even assuming youre near it.

 

[Neoptolemus12]

Giving access to themoomaster is a real kick in the shins to streamers

 

[solamyas]

If I were to publicly ask for early access it would be for base mesh and bones so I could create a mod on time

 

[Cephei80]

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

trolling top level

 

[costevie]

I don’t even like video games

 

[qaqq2q2]

1. I have over ten thousand minutes in EUIV
2. I have about 50/50 odds of being able to run the current build on my PC
3. I promise very nicely not to leak anything.
4. I think Johan is a very nice person
5. (The same goes for the rest of the team)
6. Giving me access to the game would ruin my life. I would lose my job because I would stop showing up. I would likely starve to death before running out of money for rent because I would forget to eat. But I'll try to post a nice map of my progress before starvation sets in and I lose motor function.
7. On second thought, do not give me early access, I think I'd like to survive until the launch actually.

Agree 100%

 

[Sete]

Need to Fabricate a Claim so I can early test Portugal.

 

[Polesie Admiral]

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

can i be the next one in the list to get early access please? i wanna test eastern eroupe countries and look for bugs and metas for you to fix please

 

[themoomaster]

Ooh... your name was the next in the list to get access. But now that you requested it publicly, we will have to change our plans. Sorry...

WAit hold on

My buddy my pal you know me we got way back you know I'm just joshing you haha

 

[grandadmiralbob]

Isn't it crazy that there are content creators that get paid to play this amazing game!? Side note, have they said when they are going to let the creators play/stream more games?

 

[MasterPaw]

Isn't it crazy that there are content creators that get paid to play this amazing game!? Side note, have they said when they are going to let the creators play/stream more games?

They haven't said, generalist gaming asked for a new topic if he get access again but that doesn't mean he even knows when

Also I don't think they got paid directly from playing it, they got their trip to tinto payed and got payed through youtube revenue but these videos weren't paid by paradox, from what content creators said