Holy cats!
I'd like to thank the Academy and all the little people. Specifically, I would like to thank the brownies that churn out updates for me when I leave them milk and honey. Twiddlefair, Grumply Ned, Nectarfiddle- this one's for you.
*sound of tinkly tiny voices cheering*
And special thanks, natch, to LD.
I've already answered at length (perhaps too much length

) in the EUII forum, and shame on you if you haven't picked that place to flinders looking for more great writing like the stuff here. But I'll say a few words.
I’m sort of a jack of all trades. I’ve been a bookstore manager and a Laser Tag champion, I’ve worked in politics, I’ve worked at the factory where they make Fruit Roll-Ups, and right now I’m a web designer (cheap rates! consultations are free!

) in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. I’ve had some really good feedback on my first book proposal, and the chances are good I’ll be a published author by the end of 04.
About me personally: I signed the petition to impeach Bush. I live with my girlfriend and 3,000 books and two plants.
Uh… that’s it! I hereby open the floor to questions.
*gavel*