Hey! Come back with that!
(Allenby runs down the hall clutching a gold statuette, chased by StephenT. After crashing through several groups of spectators, knocking over a table, bumping into somebody painting a wall so that the paintpot lands upside down on his head - covering his eyes - and crashing through a sheet of plate glass being carried down the road, he eventually falls down a manhole which somebody accidentally left the cover off.
The gold statuette flies out of his hand as he disappears downwards, and rolls to a stop at StephenT's feet. He picks it up and turns to the crowd.)
Gosh, thank you everybody. I - I don't know what to say. This is so unexpected.
(Starts to sniffle)
Of course, I could never have won this award without the help of so many others. I'd like to thank Johan and all the people at Paradox, the TGW team, my mum and dad, my goldfish Goldie who tragically died so many years ago, and...
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(two hours later)
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...and, of course the kind people of this forum for voting for me. Thank you! Thank you! I love you all! (mwah!)
I suppose I'd better go off and write another update soon...