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This weeks WritAAR of the Week has been around here just over a month and has been writing one of the funniest tales I have ever read in this forum: The Mighty Haiti: A Haitian AAR This tale is the story of Haiti as it strives towards, if not domination, somehting. It has some of the funniest lines you can find anywhere and the ongoing gag line of having Coke and others sponsor Haiti is great. My favorite line was the minister who ducked out of a council to take a McDonald's drive through order.

So, Vigilantsdr, step up to the podium and bare your soul!
 
Congratulations, Viggo. May Haiti's glory live on :)
 
Stands up, waves a bottle of sprite, then realises what I have done and switches to coca-cola.

-LONG LIVE THE MIGHT EMPIRE OF HAITI!!!!!!!!!

But wath out for those sprite-sponsored cubans :p ;)
 
Yeah, shame they can follow yor example today, then threred b no rebellion.
 
Vigilantsldr walks to the podium and views the masses that have gathered to hear his acceptance speech. Thousands rush to the platform's edge to try and steal a handshake or prehaps a bit of spittle.

Vigilantsldr: Ladies and Gentlemen, I come today to accept a award that I'm am truly not worthy of. I would like to thank all of the readers that have been so faithful to the Haitian AAR. Also a special thanks to all the wonderful people that have contributed to the thread by posting their comments. Those comments truly help motivate me to post again. But again I say I’m not worthy of this undue recognition.

(Just then a rustling is heard coming from behind the oversize curtain that hangs behind Vigilantsldr. Seconds later Field Marshal Lescot in full McDonalds military uniform bursts onto center stage)

Lescot: Enough of this madness! I SAY ENOUGH!!!! If any awards or medals are going to be received I’m surly going to be the one to get it! Gimme Gimme Gimme. I want the award.

Vigilantsldr: Don’t you have a war to go fight Field Marshal?

Lescot: Don’t you have a war to write about smarty pants?

Vigilantsldr: Ah, so I do. Well, thanks to all and I’ll see you in Haiti. Viva la Haiti. Long live Coke. LONG LIVE COKE!
 
Congratulations
 
Congratulations. I've just finished your AAR. It's definitely recommended.
 
Bravo, Bravo, Oncore, Wait what i am saying, (all of the suden I COEBAOTAUTROTFU started the wave in the ordence and from the laughfter all u could understand was COKE, COKE, COKE, COKE, COKE, HAITI, COKE, COKE etc.)
Good job, I am reading ur funny AAR, (iF u haven't known since I have some comment to say)
 
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