I pre-ordered the Blood Moon edition of Vampire: The Masquerade™ 2: Bloodlines way back on Jan 9, 2020. You can have it back when you pry it from my cold, undead hands, you vile sneaky undead platypii!
I mean, sure, it was almost $100 way back in 2020 before the world ended. And maybe I could have used that money when I was lying in a pool of my own sweat while coughing up both lungs that summer, but of course, I wasn't really paying attention to my Steam account at that time. I was, however, murderi...er...creatively pruning my family tree in Crusader Kings III. There was also a much-less-than-healthy amount of time spent trying to come up with ever weirder and/or min/maxxed empires in Stellaris.
Also, when my cat racked up almost $1000 in vet bills (seriously...how the frak does a cat get so frakkin' expensive) earlier this year, I might have been tempted. But right now? Nope. I'm eating cheap ramen noodles like a baller and stylin' in my $7 muscle T and $14 gym shorts. Why would I need that money back?
But seriously, while I appreciate the offer, I'll be keeping my three year old pre-order thank you very much. I mean, it's become one of my favorite jokes amongst my gaming circle, and I'm not about to give that up just so I can order a couple extra pizzas this month.
I mean, sure, it was almost $100 way back in 2020 before the world ended. And maybe I could have used that money when I was lying in a pool of my own sweat while coughing up both lungs that summer, but of course, I wasn't really paying attention to my Steam account at that time. I was, however, murderi...er...creatively pruning my family tree in Crusader Kings III. There was also a much-less-than-healthy amount of time spent trying to come up with ever weirder and/or min/maxxed empires in Stellaris.
Also, when my cat racked up almost $1000 in vet bills (seriously...how the frak does a cat get so frakkin' expensive) earlier this year, I might have been tempted. But right now? Nope. I'm eating cheap ramen noodles like a baller and stylin' in my $7 muscle T and $14 gym shorts. Why would I need that money back?
But seriously, while I appreciate the offer, I'll be keeping my three year old pre-order thank you very much. I mean, it's become one of my favorite jokes amongst my gaming circle, and I'm not about to give that up just so I can order a couple extra pizzas this month.
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