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This is a emergency transmission for anyone out there that might listen.

It seems that almost everyone has failed to arrive to the office this morning, it’s more or less empty. The only ones left are me and Goosecreature. He arrived an hour after me, but there's something wrong with him. His empty eyes just stares into the abyss, it's like he has seen something that took his soul and ripped it to shreds.

My searches of the premises has been unsuccessful, it's like people have just vanished into thin air.

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I realize that will sooner or later run out of coffee. I need more time… Help must come… I'm the higher officer, shouldn't Goosecreature sacrifice himself and stick to drinking water? Or do I need to pull an “Old Yeller” on him?

No I can't, I can't be alone…

The palpable, desperate need of the human animal to be with his fellow man. Up there, up there in the vastness of space, in the void that is sky, up there is an enemy known as isolation. It sits there in the stars waiting, waiting with the patience of eons, forever waiting...
 
No one's home?

There's no rules! *takes off shirt*/*runs around like idiot*
 
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The entire CK2 team except me is gone. Please send help.

Only if you spill all the beans about the next expansion :rolleyes:.
 
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The office is so sterile. White. Gray. Black. I've never seen such a truly alien environment. The work done there must be incomprehensible to lesser minds. Beyond imagining. What I perceive as a void . . . it stares back.
 
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Slave uprising?
 
Kinda setting yourselves up for "And we go now live to Paradox's QA department" type memes next time theres a buggy release by posting those empty office photos.
 
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varför fikar du inte först? du kan ta en lång fikapaus om du vill!! ("Why don't you take a coffee-break first. you can take a long break if you want to!)

Looks a bit like Jäkkvik during rush hour!!

In Case somebody wonders what Jäkkvik is? It is a lesser Jokkmokk!

Maybe you missed the email regarding the Company trip to Malta!!
 
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I am always here for you <3
 
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