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OrangeYoshi said:
PS: If you love mushrooms so much, how come you didn't play the game I GM'd? :p
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Yeah sry, that's because I'm colourblind and I thought orange was blue and I love blue, but then I took a shroom and it turned red and I don't like red so I couldn't play in a game which was GM'ed by a RedYoshi. no offense or anything ;)
 
Snow White said:
no I can't: everyone knows GM's are crazy, unreliable and sadistic :p
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No, that's just me :)

von Loch Ness said:
Slinky, if you keep sign ups open for another day they might become sign outs.
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I will close it in a little less than twelve hours. If people sign out because sign up lasted another day, they didn't have the time in the first place ;)
 
Anyone who wants in or out has to hurry. I am now balancing the game and will close sign up shortly.
 
Sign up is closed.

We will still be accepting substitutes
 
Roles have been distributed. If you didn't recieve a PM please contact me.

Deadline for orders is tomorrow 21.00 GMT. Remember that orders with the xx.59 timestamp will be accepted, but those with a xx.00 timestamp won't.

You may now start plotting ;)
 
Slinky said:
You may now start plotting ;)
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I'll have you know sir that I've been plotting all my life, and am very proud of it! We supervillians have our self respect, you know!

Why I've been plotting longer than all of you... none of you remember my grand scheme to use armored warships to free Napoleon and conquer India, do you? If it wasn't for that deuced Inspector Temple I'd have gotten away with it too.

John Devil is my name, sirs. Or Jean Diable, if you prefer...
 
Slinky said:
You may now start plotting ;)
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PinkY(oshi), are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 
Ranom Vote. Vote Snow White My Iguana told me he was good.
 
A voice speaks: Gentleman! Welcome on my island.

The door closes with a hiss and bolts can be heard clicking into place. At the same time metallic shutters start to cover the windows.

There is no need to be alarmed. This is merely a precaution. Everything we will discuss here must not leave this room. Now please, calm down.
I SAID CALM DOWN!

As I have your attention. There is no need to threaten each other, I am solely responsible for your current situation. Please sit down and let me explain why you have been lured here. Some of you may have deduced already that this is no ordinary group of people. We are all villains here and not just your ordinary villain, like the guy who robs you on the streetcorner. We are more sophisticated. We are masters of deception and intrigue. When we have an idea, it's not just a plan, it's a masterplan. Each and everyone of you is capable of hatching a devious plot, so cunning that it is capable of bringing the world to it's knees. *NARF* Well maybe not everyone, but at leasts your harts are in the wrong place.

I have assembled all of you here because of this man

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some of you may know him as this man

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or this man

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His name is Bond, James Bond. He has many faces and all are equally annoying. I have called you here because of this man and his kind, secret agents. They are a menace, a pest that must be eradicated. How many of you were in the final stages of completing your evil schemes when one of those guys came dropping through the roof, crawling out of airducts or jumping through windows and messed up the place. Always they come to foil our plans. No matter how ingenious or brilliant it is. I say that enough IS ENOUGH!

You are all here to devise a plan so evil, so machiavellian, so cunning that the world will not know what hit it. A plan that, no matter how many secret agents are send after us, can not fail.

I know that for some of you working together will seem unnatural. It may be getting a little used to, but think of this. Imagine what you are capable of alone. Now imagine that there are two dozen of you working together. Frightening isn't it. Now some of you may not agree and rather try out your luck on your own. I point you to the door.

*a door opens*

Everyone stands up. Some villains make a hesitant move towards the door. Yes what is it Mr Big, you seem to have a question. Just to make sure, we are allowed to leave? Just like that? Well of course Mr. Big. Of course you are allowed to leave. I will give you the exact same options that you would give me were the roles reversed. On hearing this, most villains quickly sit down again. The less quick of mind follow this example. Only Nick Nack continues towards the door. Just before he reaches the door, he turns around. Taking of his hat he bids his farewell.

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The door closes behind him. A quick scream can be heard, followed by a weird munching sound. Everyone sits a little straighter and focuses hard on the speaker on the middle of the table, pretending not to hear the sreeching sounds from next door.

Now that we all are of one mind, we better get down to business. We need weapons, targets ... while the voice keeps talking the room starts to move ... and a plan. Mr. Devil, it has come to my attention that you have some extensive experience plotting. This will come in very useful. I suggest everyone starts working in his own area of expertise. Then slowly we can start to coordinate everything.

* The moving room stops with a jolt and the wall opens. *

As you can see, I have everything you might need for your research. I will leave you now to get to know each other. Refreshments will be provided shortly and minions will be standing by to show you your accomodations and cater to your every need.

Enjoy your stay.

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Fiskenheimer leaves the game

 
Random Vote Vote Orange Yoshi!!!!!! My Iguana is wrong a lot but I still must listen to him!
 
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