WW LXXXVII: A post-nuclear Werewolf game

[walrus]

Actually, screw that

UnVote Jonti-h

Obviously the PJL doesn't have a concrete target, so I'll let this play out for now

 

[J. Passepartout]

vote trespoe

 

[jonti-h]

Vote jonti-h

for taking away my benefits, and eating kittens

But you're in government too, so you took away your own benefits.

And Vote Paendrag. He is a confirmed mudkip lieker

 

[walrus]

Vote jonti-h

I am not in government, I am above government! No government can contain me!

Except the government of our deer leader.

All praise to the leader!

Edit: And I was sure that I'd been informed that you liek mudkipz, jonti?

 

[jonti-h]

I am not a wolf.

 

[Calamity]

Vote jonti-h

for taking away my benefits, and eating kittens

He eats KITTENS???

VOTE Jonti-h the kitten murderer!

 

[Paendrag]

"No! Go look in the cave! RELICS!"

Abbot Arkos slowly sat down, as his head still whirled from the vision. "I would drink some wine if we weren't saving it for the sacrament."

He listened to the calls for scans outside, but thought the Virgin would provide in her time, as promised.

*Ahhh.. So the Abbot wanted Paen to find some relatives.. He wasn't sure but they would probably have died due to the radiation but he was by no means going to contradict his master...*


Master, master *Paens voice echoed out of the cave*.. This skull the size of my two fingers and two pointy theeths... Is that what you want me to find??
It might have been my relative.. If any of my relatives were Ooompa-loompians.. And if they were to have tails.. But it's hard to recognise them with out flesh in their faces...

The skull of the supposed relative to Paen​

 

[walrus]

I am not a wolf.

The dear leader of our Peoples Justice League has been reborn into a new form! All praise his glorious existential powers!

 

[Paendrag]

But you're in government too, so you took away your own benefits.

And Vote Paendrag. He is a confirmed mudkip lieker

Hey!!

If your father *nods at the Abbot* told you to eat mudkips you would to..

 

[Calamity]

The dear leader of our Peoples Justice League has been reborn into a new form! All praise his glorious existential powers!

But wait, shouldn't he be dead before getting resurrected? Should we burn his original body just to make sure theres nothing wrong with the process?

 

[Saintis]

In People Justice League, Mudkips liek you..

 

[snoopdogg]

But you're in government too, so you took away your own benefits.

And Vote Paendrag. He is a confirmed mudkip lieker

Then vote trespoe please. If you are not a wolf then there is nothing to fear. Dear Leader started bandwagon that killed a bourgeois cultist and can prove the good intentions that the PJL has for the village, soon. For now he needs some trust from the masses.

 

[Raczynski]

Post-nuclear civilization descending into barbarism

 

[jonti-h]

Then vote trespoe please. If you are not a wolf then there is nothing to fear. Dear Leader started bandwagon that killed a bourgeois cultist and can prove the good intentions that the PJL has for the village, soon. For now he needs some trust from the masses.

Unvote Paendrag vote trespoe.

Now can the bandwagon cease please?

 

[walrus]

But wait, shouldn't he be dead before getting resurrected? Should we burn his original body just to make sure theres nothing wrong with the process?

Dear leader is resistant to fire!

But I am gettting impatient. When will we seize the means of production and redistribute the land amongst the peasents?

 

[Paendrag]

But wait, shouldn't he be dead before getting resurrected? Should we burn his original body just to make sure theres nothing wrong with the process?

*Paen was impressed with the clarity of thought this dweller seemed to posess..Should the Abbot arrive to the holy father earlier than expected this was the kind of person Paen would follow..*

 

[J. Passepartout]

*Ahhh.. So the Abbot wanted Paen to find some relatives.. He wasn't sure but they would probably have died due to the radiation but he was by no means going to contradict his master...*


Master, master *Paens voice echoed out of the cave*.. This skull the size of my two fingers and two pointy theeths... Is that what you want me to find??
It might have been my relative.. If any of my relatives were Ooompa-loompians.. And if they were to have tails.. But it's hard to recognise them with out flesh in their faces...

The skull of the supposed relative to Paen​

Arkos examined the skull. Either it had deformed severely under the pressure of the rocks on top of it, or it was not a man's skull. Perhaps it was a domestic animal belonging to the saint. "Go, Paendrag, and see if there are any human relics nearby, or perhaps a stirrup or leash."

 

[walrus]

*Paen was impressed with the clarity of thought this dweller seemed to posess..Should the Abbot arrive to the holy father earlier than expected this was the kind of person Paen would follow..*

Following a master will lead you to disaster in the future, just as it led to disaster in the past.

There is only one way forward - the People's Justice League, under the guidance of Comrade Dogg. All power to the people! Open the vaults and take back our Earth!

 

[Paendrag]

Following a master will lead you to disaster in the future, just as it led to disaster in the past.

There is only one way forward - the People's Justice League, under the guidance of Comrade Dogg. All power to the people! Open the vaults and take back our Earth!

But we all follow the same leader.. The Abbot whos orders come directly from the man above.. He have told me this many times..

Arkos examined the skull. Either it had deformed severely under the pressure of the rocks on top of it, or it was not a man's skull. Perhaps it was a domestic animal belonging to the saint. "Go, Paendrag, and see if there are any human relics nearby, or perhaps a stirrup or leash."

Master.. There were some bodys next to it but I didn't think you'd want them as they are clearly not a relative to me or you..

But I'll carry them to your lodgings right away..

Paendrag started the not so fun work of gathering things for the Abbot ​

 

[trespoe]

I am not a wolf, or a cultist, nor a sorcerer.

Therefore, your reasoning is wrong.

Vote Snoopdogg

While he may be scanned, he is being dumb. The village idiot is leading the village.

Those who support this I would suspect of being a wolf.