Suddenly and without warning a cow rushes up seemingly out of no where and starts to lick the poor monk all over the face.
Gah, help me it is a varulv!
...
Wait companions, I'm still alive.
It is just one of those harmless cows, silly me.
Suddenly and without warning a cow rushes up seemingly out of no where and starts to lick the poor monk all over the face.
*grasps for breath*
That was a shocker all right. never on my journeys on the seven seas did I come across such poor companionship amongst us pira.. ehum adventurers! Well, except that one time when Billy Buckeye sold me out and I lost my left hand escaping from the seamonsters of the Yellow Sea. Arrrr, I could tell you youngsters a tale or two, I could...
*absentmindly scratches his wooden leg with his left hand hook*
Hm, are we really sure this here Slinky matey really was a normal adventurerer?
*quickly goes through Slinky's remains and pockets a +2 mace and 41 bronze coins*
Arrrr, seems he really was an adventurer. And a dirt poor one at that.
Now, who would do such a dead? The minstral? Nah, too much of a sissy. The Dragon Lord? Possibly. The bare chested fellow? Nah, not enough hair on his chest yet. The bloke with the axe? Not entirely unlikely. Belker? Hm, seems fierce enough. That will have to do.
vote Belkar (trespoe)
OOC: First lite game ever I was in it and it had 10 players with 7,2,1 and I don't recall ever being in a game without a seer12 is just a poor number to roll with but we had no choice.
Now lets calm down here, honorable sir and let us talk this through. I am sure you have a very good reason for voting Belkar, but don't you agree that it would be better if we solved this in a peaceful way so no one got hurt?
A foul deed has been done here, let us all mourn over the loss of the fine adventurer Slinky. To honor his memory I will take on the task to compose a short ballad.
*Picks up his lute and start plucking the string for inspiration*
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Belker in one of his fits
Just look at him go at it! Is that a way for an adventurer to behave? Well yes, if we really needed information from that masked villain, I guess...
Unvote Snoopdogg Vote Jonti
That confirms it. Thou art varulv.
Everyone vote Saintis, he is a wolf! The People's Justice League claims its first ping.
I belive I made it quite clear that I was not a varulv in my ballad on the subject. But I now sense your inner demons, thou art jealous! One of the seven sins! But I will cure you and make a ballad in your name...
*Picks up the lute for the third time and starts tuning it*
Aha! I have some inspiration already, I just need a word that rhymes with accusations..
Confession is good for the soul - try it.