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Suddenly and without warning a cow rushes up seemingly out of no where and starts to lick the poor monk all over the face.

Gah, help me it is a varulv!

...

Wait companions, I'm still alive.
It is just one of those harmless cows, silly me. :eek:o
 
After making their own personal preparations the group was scheduled to meet up at a small signpost at some crossroads NE of Santeem Castle. Morale shows strongly at the start of this journey as many seasoned adventurers are present inspiring confidence in all. However the journey is set to start on a sour note. The man voted to carry the teams portable bathroom buk...bucket with them arrived a bit late and inside the bucket itself. A soldier brings slinky's remains inside the bucket to eliminate the need to bring both items separately. It seems he was murdered in a most foul way the night before the adventure was due to start and to make sure he wasn't hiding a secret princess side the body was thoroughly destroyed. As it turns out he was just a normal adventurer. The group pays its respects ((feel free to freelance that)) and moves on towards the mountain pass in the east.

24 hours till next deadline, enjoy starting the voting frenzy


(((Slinky the villager was murderized)))
 
A foul deed has been done here, let us all mourn over the loss of the fine adventurer Slinky. To honor his memory I will take on the task to compose a short ballad.

*Picks up his lute and start plucking the string for inspiration*
 
*grasps for breath*

That was a shocker all right. never on my journeys on the seven seas did I come across such poor companionship amongst us pira.. ehum adventurers! Well, except that one time when Billy Buckeye sold me out and I lost my left hand escaping from the seamonsters of the Yellow Sea. Arrrr, I could tell you youngsters a tale or two, I could...

*absentmindly scratches his wooden leg with his left hand hook*

Hm, are we really sure this here Slinky matey really was a normal adventurerer?

*quickly goes through Slinky's remains and pockets a +2 mace and 41 bronze coins*

Arrrr, seems he really was an adventurer. And a dirt poor one at that.

Now, who would do such a dead? The minstral? Nah, too much of a sissy. The Dragon Lord? Possibly. The bare chested fellow? Nah, not enough hair on his chest yet. The bloke with the axe? Not entirely unlikely. Belker? Hm, seems fierce enough. That will have to do.

vote Belkar (trespoe)
 
*grasps for breath*

That was a shocker all right. never on my journeys on the seven seas did I come across such poor companionship amongst us pira.. ehum adventurers! Well, except that one time when Billy Buckeye sold me out and I lost my left hand escaping from the seamonsters of the Yellow Sea. Arrrr, I could tell you youngsters a tale or two, I could...

*absentmindly scratches his wooden leg with his left hand hook*

Hm, are we really sure this here Slinky matey really was a normal adventurerer?

*quickly goes through Slinky's remains and pockets a +2 mace and 41 bronze coins*

Arrrr, seems he really was an adventurer. And a dirt poor one at that.

Now, who would do such a dead? The minstral? Nah, too much of a sissy. The Dragon Lord? Possibly. The bare chested fellow? Nah, not enough hair on his chest yet. The bloke with the axe? Not entirely unlikely. Belker? Hm, seems fierce enough. That will have to do.

vote Belkar (trespoe)

Now lets calm down here, honorable sir and let us talk this through. I am sure you have a very good reason for voting Belkar, but don't you agree that it would be better if we solved this in a peaceful way so no one got hurt?
 
Cowards :mad:
 
Vote snoopdogg

because he's taken over from Euro as my object of hate from now on.

Wuuuuuv ooooooo snoopydoop! :p
 
I have good news everyone!

The ballad is progressing, but I have hit a slight problem...

I need a word that rhymes with mistaken, preferably a brave word worthy of a hero! But if that is not possible I could settle with something less bombastic.. Just remember, it is for the memory of Slinky, the brave and glorious hero, although a bit short lived.

*walks away mumbling words like den, fen, then, when...*
 
OOC: First lite game ever I was in it and it had 10 players with 7,2,1 and I don't recall ever being in a game without a seer:confused: 12 is just a poor number to roll with but we had no choice.

I did my game with 2 wolves and 9 villagers. No scanners. :eek:
 
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Now lets calm down here, honorable sir and let us talk this through. I am sure you have a very good reason for voting Belkar, but don't you agree that it would be better if we solved this in a peaceful way so no one got hurt?
belker.jpg

Belker in one of his fits​

Just look at him go at it! Is that a way for an adventurer to behave? Well yes, if we really needed information from that masked villain, I guess...
 
Why is Slinky always hunted early? :mad:

Dead wolves are dead.
 
A foul deed has been done here, let us all mourn over the loss of the fine adventurer Slinky. To honor his memory I will take on the task to compose a short ballad.

*Picks up his lute and start plucking the string for inspiration*

Baddie tell :p

Vote Saintis.
 
belker.jpg

Belker in one of his fits​

Just look at him go at it! Is that a way for an adventurer to behave? Well yes, if we really needed information from that masked villain, I guess...

I guess you have a point there, but violence is not the answer to violence, instead, listen to Jesus and turn the other cheek. Instead vote those who threaten the villagers of God.

Vote Snoopdogg

OOC:
EDIT: Done too much reading of the other thread.. sorry snoop

Unvote Snoopdogg Vote Jonti
 
Unvote Snoopdogg Vote Jonti

That confirms it. Thou art varulv.

Everyone vote Saintis, he is a wolf! The People's Justice League claims its first ping.
 
That confirms it. Thou art varulv.

Everyone vote Saintis, he is a wolf! The People's Justice League claims its first ping.

I belive I made it quite clear that I was not a varulv in my ballad on the subject. But I now sense your inner demons, thou art jealous! One of the seven sins! But I will cure you and make a ballad in your name...

*Picks up the lute for the third time and starts tuning it*

Aha! I have some inspiration already, I just need a word that rhymes with accusations..
 
I belive I made it quite clear that I was not a varulv in my ballad on the subject. But I now sense your inner demons, thou art jealous! One of the seven sins! But I will cure you and make a ballad in your name...

*Picks up the lute for the third time and starts tuning it*

Aha! I have some inspiration already, I just need a word that rhymes with accusations..

Thou art varulv.

Confession is good for the soul - try it.