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Day 0
You ate, drank (a lot), and had fun. You went asleep expecting nothing but calm and quiet.
I am Sargeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.
Over the past few weeks, there had been a number of cases involving woman who had recently received breast enhancement surgery being found naked and unconscious on the floors of local neighbourhood convenience stores. Sadly, I was assigned to investigate vicious animal attacks on local residents.
I was across town picking up some groceries, when I heard the call on the radio - things were afoot down at the local acadamy. I went straight there. My boss was already on the scene.
Over the past few weeks, there had been a number of cases involving woman who had recently received breast enhancement surgery being found naked and unconscious on the floors of local neighbourhood convenience stores. Sadly, I was assigned to investigate vicious animal attacks on local residents.
I was across town picking up some groceries, when I heard the call on the radio - things were afoot down at the local acadamy. I went straight there. My boss was already on the scene.
Stardate 43783478.245783568.243575483589.235735684568.34743 Relief Tactical Officer Lieutenant Kelly reporting. I seem to have gotten beamed down improperly again by that new transport officer. His addiction to Romulan Ale has once again ruined my away mission and the doctor keeps losing at poker and giving him a medical note prescribing more Romulan Ale. But all is not lost, there are some strange beings here and some might be able to help me return to the Enterprise.
Aleister "AOK" Crowley was eager to start killing and began to survey his victims. He was surprised to find an old nemesis, the Great Demon Child Ananas, among the many sheep on whom he would feed. Ananas and Crowley went way back, to the beginning of time. They had been engaged in an epic struggle trying to claim for themselves the title of Supreme Leader of the Armies of Darkness. Crowley knew this was his chance to destroy the Demon Child once and for all. It was Crowley that would lead Satan's Armies, not the Demon Child. It was Crowley that would plant the standard of Lucifer in the eye socket of Jesus Christ. It was Crowley that would ransack God's Kingdom and enslave the Earth. The Demon Child will be subjugated.
Aleister "AOK" Crowley also ran across another former acquaintance in the form of a somewhat narcissistic juvenile who called himself Tad. The Tad was a fairly useful human. He ran a slave trading ring, and provided excellent floozies whom Crowley tortured and murdered for fun.
Crowley ordered a couple of victims from the Tad for the evening. He decided to delay killing everyone until the situation was more clear. The floozies would do for now.
In my search for Sir Charles Lytton, the infamous Phantom, my search has led me to this skool. I am still searching for Sir Charles, but seem to have become lost in a nudist colony. My driver is an imbecile!
I hope to find him before he steals someones jewelry or harms anyone. I also do not trust this Aleister fellow. He seems to have it in for a pineapple. He could be Sir Charles in disguise.
I hope to find him before he steals someones jewelry or harms anyone. I also do not trust this Aleister fellow. He seems to have it in for a pineapple. He could be Sir Charles in disguise.
Ananas startingly contemplated Aleister from afar. He, along with Jacques and Sophie had only just arrived a few hours ago to The Seer Academy. Ananas had heard about the prestigious academy only months before, and in his never-ending effort to effect his mastery of supernatural insight had pulled a few strings - as he was known to do - to obtain acceptance. When he arrived, he was surprised to see AOK standing in a removed corner of the main hall. The last he'd seen of Crowley was his face being stomped upon by the great boot of revenge during their agreed destruction of micronesia. While Ananas knew AOK had escaped with his life, he hadn't predicted their meeting here. What a great feat would be, the innate Justice League spokesman thought, to repeat such a tremendous victory against his archrival.
Ananas left for his accommodations as some sort of blond-haired pompous figure approached AOK. The fruit was outnumbered. But when has that ever been a problem?
I had a long and soul-searching discussion with my face, and it came to the decision that it could live with Keanu Reeves.