oi thadmeister jsut hadda GReaTE!!!idea on how 2 skweez xtra money outta mortgagez. service charges! and heres te kicker - don't tell the ****ers! if theyr late or hell just "lose" ther chex 4 a coupla dazew THENN hit'em like Charlie Sheen in a breothl on a bender.
now heres the curbstomp: WE. STILL. DONT. TELL. THEM!!!!!1!
let the freeking feez pile right up. moev paymnts round like shell inna 3 card monty and chargem 4 the privlij. with interest! butt nevaa let it go 2 da principal or principles. processing, m aintenancae fees,, account management premium, overdraft penaltiesa. hell shpping&handling!. bushwakkem than bury tehm! heh and makem pay 4 da funerial. chargem again for rescheduling, givem a ;"lower' fee 4 a while... then rertroactivate them mofos in2 a blakhole of bankruptyc
get thee articling studints 2 writes umthing up {btw i call dibs on teh blonde`1\)_
****in HUUUGE dineero. gunna gettem comin n goin and they wont have clue.
scuze me. gtg... gettin 2 big 2 fail &gonna have a carthade moment!11