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I must say, that I am appalled by the lack of courage, both moral and physical, displayed by the ninja's responsible for the two hideous acts today! We are clearly looking for individuals who art cowards!

There is one person fitting this description better than most - Who art always plotting to take over what should not be his! I humbly suggest that we take a very close look at him and of his intestines to see if he has the guts to do this...

VOTE Edmund the false brother!

Now wait just one minute, just because I tried to forcibly take the throne from that obnoxious tosspot Harry does not mean...

Ohhhhh, you mean the other Edmund. Dont let me hold you back then.
 
Now wait just one minute, just because I tried to forcibly take the throne from that obnoxious tosspot Harry does not mean...

Ohhhhh, you mean the other Edmund. Dont let me hold you back then.

I miss Blackadder...I will download him tonight.
 
For clarification, I am of course not talking about the esteemed Edmund Blackadder, whom I consider a (CENSORED).

I am however talking about that false brother of mine, whom should have been murdered years ago!
 
I miss Blackadder...I will download him tonight.

What is the use? Naught can in this state relieve me and my troubled mind. If not even the fool has succeeded, what good is it to waste one more minute of the shining daylight trying to lighten up that which no sun can reach?

To kill or not to kill... The course is clear. The fool has failed, and like my dear Horatio he will soon be rendered lifeless, his dust sprinkled across the plains and his bare skull heaved into the limitless blue.
 
What is the use? Naught can in this state relieve me and my troubled mind. If not even the fool has succeeded, what good is it to waste one more minute of the shining daylight trying to lighten up that which no sun can reach?

To kill or not to kill... The course is clear. The fool has failed, and like my dear Horatio he will soon be rendered lifeless, his dust sprinkled across the plains and his bare skull heaved into the limitless blue.

:)
 
The scribes of court scribble away furiously as dragon and tiger contend. With 5 hours till nightfall the accusations stand thus:

(2) Iago - Cyrano (174), Henry V (206)
(2) Edgar - Iago (164), Touchstone (200)
(2) Edmund - an Ainu (160), Edgar (192)
(2) Henry V - Yukimura (173), Great Lord Hidetora (180)
(2) Lady Sué - Romeo (166), Titania (169)
(1) Lady Kaede - Lady Sué (176)
(1) Touchstone - Hamlet (172)
(1) Titania - Falstaff (171)
(1) Edmund Blackadder - Edmund (159)
(1) Great Lord Hidetora - Edmund Blackadder (156)

Not voted: Lady Kaede, Napoleon, Kintama, Ah Q, Macbeth

Let those who find error in these humble scribes, speak now.
 
What is the use? Naught can in this state relieve me and my troubled mind. If not even the fool has succeeded, what good is it to waste one more minute of the shining daylight trying to lighten up that which no sun can reach?

To kill or not to kill... The course is clear. The fool has failed, and like my dear Horatio he will soon be rendered lifeless, his dust sprinkled across the plains and his bare skull heaved into the limitless blue.

Look at you! Strutting and fretting as if you were some player with but an hour on the stage. 'Tis folly, I say! Are you one of those that think himself wise? Who holds still his tongue 'til such time as he makes his grave, conceited prophesy known and suffer none to gainsay him? For they are the true fools. Live! Be merry! There is pleasure enough in the company of others to make your hour worthwhile.
 
Look at you! Strutting and fretting as if you were some player with but an hour on the stage. 'Tis folly, I say! Are you one of those that think himself wise? Who holds still his tongue 'til such time as he makes his grave, conceited prophesy known and suffer none to gainsay him? For they are the true fools. Live! Be merry! There is pleasure enough in the company of others to make your hour worthwhile.

My father once exercised such thoughts, now he lies buried beneath dark, unforgiving stone, murdered by a kinsman. There is naught but death in this world, and all who reject it are fools indeed.
 
My father once exercised such thoughts, now he lies buried beneath dark, unforgiving stone, murdered by a kinsman. There is naught but death in this world, and all who reject it are fools indeed.

It is a dark stone indeed that he lies under if those that remember him do not seek vengeance nor happiness, and are instead content to waste away. Come, drink with me, make merry and chase the geisha girls! Then set your mind to righting the wrongs of the past. 'Tis senseless to let a second life go wasted.
 
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The tie-gods prefer slightly smaller offerings, 5 is just too many.

Indeed. Iago deserves a chance to play, although given he's still alive he's undoubtedly a wolf. Edgar is a good candidate as far as day one goes, but no one is joining me. Also a likely wolf, then. You chose Edmund. Henry V gets jumped on enough as is. So time to go back to my original vote, and see why it was jumped on so quickly. One pack looking to get dominance over the other perhaps?

Unvote Edgar
Vote Lady Sué
 
hmm, I missed this thread starting up entirely, it seems.
Ah well.
 
The scribes of court scribble away furiously as dragon and tiger contend. With 4 hours till nightfall the accusations stand thus:

(3) Lady Sué - Romeo (166), Titania (169), Touchstone (213)
(3) Edmund - an Ainu (160), Edgar (192), Yukimura (211)
(2) Iago - Cyrano (174), Henry V (206)
(1) Henry V - Great Lord Hidetora (180)
(1) Edgar - Iago (164)
(1) Lady Kaede - Lady Sué (176)
(1) Touchstone - Hamlet (172)
(1) Titania - Falstaff (171)
(1) Edmund Blackadder - Edmund (159)
(1) Great Lord Hidetora - Edmund Blackadder (156)

Not voted: Lady Kaede, Napoleon, Kintama, Ah Q, Macbeth

Let those who find error in these humble scribes, speak now.
 
hmm, I missed this thread starting up entirely, it seems.
Ah well.

Would you like to be on the sub list? You'd have the first spot.
 
sub

Randy can still be first if he wants it, though.

Yes. Tentative on whether I will be caught up on this thread in time, mind. :)
 
In this a place of plot and scheme thou should
Suspect those born of Italy a land where
Men learn treachery before they learn to
Speak the very home of Machiavelli


(I swear if you break the words up properly that's in iambic pentameter)