I must say, that I am appalled by the lack of courage, both moral and physical, displayed by the ninja's responsible for the two hideous acts today! We are clearly looking for individuals who art cowards!
There is one person fitting this description better than most - Who art always plotting to take over what should not be his! I humbly suggest that we take a very close look at him and of his intestines to see if he has the guts to do this...
VOTE Edmund the false brother!
Now wait just one minute, just because I tried to forcibly take the throne from that obnoxious tosspot Harry does not mean...
Ohhhhh, you mean the other Edmund. Dont let me hold you back then.