FFS, will someone educate these noobs?
The Lord Strange School of Thought dictates that on the first day, you shall vote above yourself. This means you vote the person above you when you open the thread. As you can understand, this is a meaningless and idiotic rule because you can decide when you want to vote and who you want to vote for. All you have to do is wait for the person to post, then vote them and claim LSST.
However, what it lacks in validity, it more than makes up for in mythical status. It has become such a permanent fixture of our community that those who use it are given a free pass. But those of us who know the truth can easily identify the LSST users as junkies unable to come up with an original argument.
Now take your vote off me, or I'll start sticking my french fries in you. (I miss jonti)