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That reminds me of a fantastic joke! But it would probably break forum rules to tell it. Here's a pastoral poem insteand.
Ode on a Lost Sheep
Oh, sheepie, now thou art but some mutton
Feasted upon by evil wolf glutton.
This poor shepherd's heart lay shattered 'nd torn
To set eyes 'pon woolen fleece sadly shorn.
Solace we seek now in yonder vino.
Foul subtraction has robbed a merino.
'Mongst that fleecy breed none were more hero.
Anyone here wanna have a gyro?
Shepherd Cliges sings and strikes upon the lyre.
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The god Thor looks dow out of Valhalla and spies a gorgeous woman that he must have. He descends to Earth, meets the woman, and they commence to a long night of passion. In the morning, she finally asks him his name. He proudly proclaims - "I am Thor!"
To which the she responds - "Thore - you think you're thore? I'm tho thore I can't even pith!"
(Not the joke-but it's a joke.)
Afraid demon lords will suborn your turnips? Send your shapeliest servant wench to collect a brand-new supply of lucky horseshoes! Cold iron is a sovereign remedy for imps, hobgoblins and 99% of all known foul fiends. Satisfaction guaranteed*
To the fiery furnace the village blacksmith blows
The straight strong rod he thrusts in softens as it glows
Working at the forging, how he must vote he knows
vote marty99
*minimum shapeliness standards apply
To the fiery furnace the village blacksmith blows
The straight strong rod he thrusts in softens as it glows
Working at the forging, how he must vote he knows
vote marty99
*minimum shapeliness standards apply
A bandwagon for no reason on the first day? Well this is an uninteresting turn of events.
vote citizen1oo1
Just to not introduce another candidate and keep the gap from getting any wider.
Just to not introduce another candidate and keep the gap from getting any wider.
I admit that since we don't know anything else (the setup) apart from that marty is DL, i'm sort've latching onto the only target I have. Much less interesting than I though it would be, not knowing how many of everything we have.
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Vote The Arch Mede
Just to put a vote in. I've fallen ill so if anyone wants to sub in for me, I would be more than willing to relinquish my spot.
Just to put a vote in. I've fallen ill so if anyone wants to sub in for me, I would be more than willing to relinquish my spot.
My wife tells me horseshoes will ward of werewolves and we should get some while they are still available. She might have a point, I would like to see the werewolf who tries to bite through iron if we wear them around our necks. But as my wife says we shouldn't trust the serving wenches to get horseshoes for the family, after all family comes first, and since I need to protect the turnips from bugs and poachers and demon lords she had better get into the village and buy them. Aren't I lucky to have such a clever wife?
Also she said she could take my lynch mob vote to the inn so I don't have to go there. Hah, like I'd fall for that? I'm so going myself! And I can get a beer or two while I'm there and she can do what wives do evenings when the men are doing serious business (knitting maybe?). Aren't I the clever one?
Because the early vote on him didn't take off:
vote eidur
Also she said she could take my lynch mob vote to the inn so I don't have to go there. Hah, like I'd fall for that? I'm so going myself! And I can get a beer or two while I'm there and she can do what wives do evenings when the men are doing serious business (knitting maybe?). Aren't I the clever one?
Because the early vote on him didn't take off:
vote eidur
Yep, I really outsmarted her this time! Lets have some beer and some fried turnips like real men. She'll never know the voting and lynching will be over in no time and we'll just hang out.
Fried turnips sounds like some foul northern custom, maybe Ukrainian. Those northern barbarians will deep fry anything. Its probably why he's fallen ill. Over dosed on deep fried turnip. Turnips should be treated gently. Lightly steam until tender. The delicious taste of a steamily tender turnip ...
If you're Scottish, 'turnip' and 'deep-fried turnip' are synonyms.
