A few things before I start:
- Yes, I'm a noob. I haven't played this game for too long as I wasn't interested in the genre until recently
- no, I probably don't really know what I'm doing
- this is a very as-I-go kind of a deal, so if things go terribly wrong you all get to hear about it and laugh at me, if that's your thing
- depending on how this goes, veteran players may want to not follow this due to risk of death by facepalming
- I don't have photoshop so don't expect fancy graphic design
Right, moving on:
As Recorded By The Right Honourable Joseph A. Lyons, Prime Minister
January 1936
As the new year begins I have resolved to take more prudent action in the cause of the defence of this island. The Mother Country and her old adversary may believe that they can ‘negotiate’ continual peace with the monsters of the world but I suspect they are delusional. Germany is not building such a large army purely for defence – for God’s sake the French can barely keep their own citizens in line, they have nothing to worry about from them. Italy is building a colonial empire in Africa. Benny seems to be trying to rival the British, if his ludicrous speeches are to be believed, and I very much doubt conquering Ethiopia will end his thirst, though Chamberlain seems to think it will (the naïve twat that he is). Most concerning to me is Japan – it is indeed scary to me to witness the unleashed fury of Nippon upon Asia now that they’ve dragged themselves into relative modernity and have discovered the joys of Empire – but from what I can tell their Empire is nowhere near the positive force the British Empire has been. Indeed they seem determined to humiliate and brutalize everyone they come across – God only knows what they will do to the rest of China if they chose to pursue their conquest further, and I see no reason why they’d not. China is a pathetic shadow of a great empire, if Japan put its mind to it the Chinese will be finished. What I am unable to predict is whether their ambitions lie beyond China – certainly they see the Russians as their nemesis, but I doubt they feel like chasing Ivan into Siberia while they have other things to attend to. The Philippines? Malaya? The East Indies? I cannot say for sure if they would dare take on the might of Britain and her offspring all at once – they have the navy to get them there but could it stand up to the Royal Navy? They have some fine ships but sheer industrial competition will win the day. For every Yamato, Britain has several ships of the line, and the Americans several more than that. I guess I will have to make a judge of character – are they fanatical and crazy enough to believe they can win, and thus risk attacking us? I cannot claim to have formed my opinion just yet.
Regardless, I took the time to think over my cabinet, and whether they have the fortitude and foresight to conduct a war. Pearce, I feel, is not. He is, on reflection, too much in the vein of Chamberlain. His willingness to avoid conflict is admirable but such a stance is flat out unacceptable when we are dealing with tyrants. At some point, a stand must be made and a line drawn where it is said “No, you shall go no further”, and I do not see him as having the conviction to take such a stance. He is too risk averse. Palmer MacBride does have such conviction – he may rile some people up when more tact may be advisable but people like him. If there were a war he’d be the man I would want doing recruitment drives. In any case Paterson can reassure people and provide some behind-the-scenes balance. He’s always been good at keeping our actual capabilities cloaked behind bureaucracy and legal mumbo jumbo and classification levels, even if he is a Bolshevik sympathizer. He can stay in the back, away from the spotlight.
Oh OK that’s unfair of me. He’s not a sympathizer, he simply sees the Reds as the lesser of two evils. But it’ll be a cold day in hell before Marshal Stalin gets any help from me.
Parkhill has done wonders for getting this deserted rock industrialized, so he can stay where he is.
McLachlan is a competent enough spymaster. He stays.
I have no viable candidates for military chief of staff. I can either hand it over to Colvin, who will no doubt conspire against the air force to build more ships instead of planes (bastard is a fine admiral but if he thinks we’re going to be able to build an armada he’s in lala land); or I could give it to Langley, a mover of men. I have no problem with the man and I would give him the spot immediately if it weren’t for the political ramifications. The man votes Country, which is too uncomfortably close to being Fascist for the public to stomach. People wouldn’t like it, and we’d be lambasted by Labour to no end in the next election for putting such people in charge. We need Country to keep our majority but putting them anywhere other than the backbench is simply too unpopular with the public and would lose us seats next time around. As such, Langley can’t be put in charge. Until a better candidate comes along I will keep the seat officially vacant and unofficially occupy it myself for practical purposes.
Lavarack, Colvin and Williams are what they are. To be honest as we’ve never had a war since the Great War ended I can’t gauge how effective they are in their positions, they’ve never fought a battle. They seem competent enough but I guess any troubles we encounter will let us know for sure, hm? In any case there are no viable alternatives to them so Australia’s military must be left in their hopefully capable hands.
The Cabinet and the latest polls
We absolutely must convene the cabinet and generate a defence plan. I feel a storm brewing and if it comes our way this country needs to be in a position to defend itself. It currently is definitely not. We have over 50000 troops on the rolls, but 3/4ths of them are reservists who are currently working their day jobs not manning their posts. All but one of our infantry regiments lack transport of any kind, they can only walk, making them utterly useless as anything but static garrison troops. In a country with this much coastline and so few people that isn’t an option. The defence must be flexible, troops must be able to fall back inland to continue resistance and must be able to move along the coast to counter landings away from their assigned positions. One, I stress this, ONE regiment has trucks to drive around in. This is unacceptable. Our only other mobile unit are two bloody cavalry regiments. Bloody horses! I thought we learned our lesson with those in the last war, I seriously have to interrogate Lavarack as to the purpose of such units when a few machine guns could take out hundreds of them in seconds.
Our “Royal” Navy has 2 Heavy Cruisers, 2 Light Cruisers with a 3rd to be launched by the end of February, a few dozen transports and Colvin’s “Scrap Iron Flotilla”, a collection of aging Destroyers that can barely float let alone sink an enemy ship. I don’t know what will be done with them. Our “Royal” Air Force consists of exactly one tactical bomber wing with about a hundred outdated aircraft. Those branches of our military don’t really earn their regal titles by any stretch of the imagination. Lavarack and Williams at least seem to realize our inadequacy in some manner. They both recently requested additions to the budget to requisition equipment and recruit men for new formations. Lavarack wants to organize a tank regiment and Williams wants three more tactical wings and a fighter wing (400 aircraft! Christ, Parkhill is going to have a heart attack). They haven’t given a full explanation for their requests. But I’m sure they will.
I really hate long meetings but I have a feeling I’m gonna be having a lot more of them for the foreseeable future.
***NEXT TIME: The Military Chiefs deliberate over defence strategies, force allocation while competing with each other over R&D funds and production lines; Parkhill tries to sync his infrastructure plans with military priorities; the PM juggles trade agreements.***
- Yes, I'm a noob. I haven't played this game for too long as I wasn't interested in the genre until recently
- no, I probably don't really know what I'm doing
- this is a very as-I-go kind of a deal, so if things go terribly wrong you all get to hear about it and laugh at me, if that's your thing
- depending on how this goes, veteran players may want to not follow this due to risk of death by facepalming
- I don't have photoshop so don't expect fancy graphic design
Right, moving on:
THE WAR DOWN UNDER
A Tale of Australia, 1936-1948

A Tale of Australia, 1936-1948
As Recorded By The Right Honourable Joseph A. Lyons, Prime Minister
January 1936
As the new year begins I have resolved to take more prudent action in the cause of the defence of this island. The Mother Country and her old adversary may believe that they can ‘negotiate’ continual peace with the monsters of the world but I suspect they are delusional. Germany is not building such a large army purely for defence – for God’s sake the French can barely keep their own citizens in line, they have nothing to worry about from them. Italy is building a colonial empire in Africa. Benny seems to be trying to rival the British, if his ludicrous speeches are to be believed, and I very much doubt conquering Ethiopia will end his thirst, though Chamberlain seems to think it will (the naïve twat that he is). Most concerning to me is Japan – it is indeed scary to me to witness the unleashed fury of Nippon upon Asia now that they’ve dragged themselves into relative modernity and have discovered the joys of Empire – but from what I can tell their Empire is nowhere near the positive force the British Empire has been. Indeed they seem determined to humiliate and brutalize everyone they come across – God only knows what they will do to the rest of China if they chose to pursue their conquest further, and I see no reason why they’d not. China is a pathetic shadow of a great empire, if Japan put its mind to it the Chinese will be finished. What I am unable to predict is whether their ambitions lie beyond China – certainly they see the Russians as their nemesis, but I doubt they feel like chasing Ivan into Siberia while they have other things to attend to. The Philippines? Malaya? The East Indies? I cannot say for sure if they would dare take on the might of Britain and her offspring all at once – they have the navy to get them there but could it stand up to the Royal Navy? They have some fine ships but sheer industrial competition will win the day. For every Yamato, Britain has several ships of the line, and the Americans several more than that. I guess I will have to make a judge of character – are they fanatical and crazy enough to believe they can win, and thus risk attacking us? I cannot claim to have formed my opinion just yet.
Regardless, I took the time to think over my cabinet, and whether they have the fortitude and foresight to conduct a war. Pearce, I feel, is not. He is, on reflection, too much in the vein of Chamberlain. His willingness to avoid conflict is admirable but such a stance is flat out unacceptable when we are dealing with tyrants. At some point, a stand must be made and a line drawn where it is said “No, you shall go no further”, and I do not see him as having the conviction to take such a stance. He is too risk averse. Palmer MacBride does have such conviction – he may rile some people up when more tact may be advisable but people like him. If there were a war he’d be the man I would want doing recruitment drives. In any case Paterson can reassure people and provide some behind-the-scenes balance. He’s always been good at keeping our actual capabilities cloaked behind bureaucracy and legal mumbo jumbo and classification levels, even if he is a Bolshevik sympathizer. He can stay in the back, away from the spotlight.
Oh OK that’s unfair of me. He’s not a sympathizer, he simply sees the Reds as the lesser of two evils. But it’ll be a cold day in hell before Marshal Stalin gets any help from me.
Parkhill has done wonders for getting this deserted rock industrialized, so he can stay where he is.
McLachlan is a competent enough spymaster. He stays.
I have no viable candidates for military chief of staff. I can either hand it over to Colvin, who will no doubt conspire against the air force to build more ships instead of planes (bastard is a fine admiral but if he thinks we’re going to be able to build an armada he’s in lala land); or I could give it to Langley, a mover of men. I have no problem with the man and I would give him the spot immediately if it weren’t for the political ramifications. The man votes Country, which is too uncomfortably close to being Fascist for the public to stomach. People wouldn’t like it, and we’d be lambasted by Labour to no end in the next election for putting such people in charge. We need Country to keep our majority but putting them anywhere other than the backbench is simply too unpopular with the public and would lose us seats next time around. As such, Langley can’t be put in charge. Until a better candidate comes along I will keep the seat officially vacant and unofficially occupy it myself for practical purposes.
Lavarack, Colvin and Williams are what they are. To be honest as we’ve never had a war since the Great War ended I can’t gauge how effective they are in their positions, they’ve never fought a battle. They seem competent enough but I guess any troubles we encounter will let us know for sure, hm? In any case there are no viable alternatives to them so Australia’s military must be left in their hopefully capable hands.

The Cabinet and the latest polls
We absolutely must convene the cabinet and generate a defence plan. I feel a storm brewing and if it comes our way this country needs to be in a position to defend itself. It currently is definitely not. We have over 50000 troops on the rolls, but 3/4ths of them are reservists who are currently working their day jobs not manning their posts. All but one of our infantry regiments lack transport of any kind, they can only walk, making them utterly useless as anything but static garrison troops. In a country with this much coastline and so few people that isn’t an option. The defence must be flexible, troops must be able to fall back inland to continue resistance and must be able to move along the coast to counter landings away from their assigned positions. One, I stress this, ONE regiment has trucks to drive around in. This is unacceptable. Our only other mobile unit are two bloody cavalry regiments. Bloody horses! I thought we learned our lesson with those in the last war, I seriously have to interrogate Lavarack as to the purpose of such units when a few machine guns could take out hundreds of them in seconds.
Our “Royal” Navy has 2 Heavy Cruisers, 2 Light Cruisers with a 3rd to be launched by the end of February, a few dozen transports and Colvin’s “Scrap Iron Flotilla”, a collection of aging Destroyers that can barely float let alone sink an enemy ship. I don’t know what will be done with them. Our “Royal” Air Force consists of exactly one tactical bomber wing with about a hundred outdated aircraft. Those branches of our military don’t really earn their regal titles by any stretch of the imagination. Lavarack and Williams at least seem to realize our inadequacy in some manner. They both recently requested additions to the budget to requisition equipment and recruit men for new formations. Lavarack wants to organize a tank regiment and Williams wants three more tactical wings and a fighter wing (400 aircraft! Christ, Parkhill is going to have a heart attack). They haven’t given a full explanation for their requests. But I’m sure they will.
I really hate long meetings but I have a feeling I’m gonna be having a lot more of them for the foreseeable future.
***NEXT TIME: The Military Chiefs deliberate over defence strategies, force allocation while competing with each other over R&D funds and production lines; Parkhill tries to sync his infrastructure plans with military priorities; the PM juggles trade agreements.***