Everyone loves to form nations, working their way up from a one province minor and eating their neighbors to become a new nation and then proceeding to eat their new neighbors. What else do people love? Clickers.
Calm down, I know you can already feel your wallets doubling in mass from the shear amount of potential money forming a rift between the realm of plausibility and reality but I have yet to get to the point.
Make a clicker game about forming nations
You can gain manpower by clicking on the country and use that manpower to annex territory or sacrifice it to Hephaestus to gain buildings that increase the rate of man power, and eventually when people inevitably get tired of the game, add a new dimension or let them expand into space or even conquer heaven itself!
Now I have already done the figures, taken into consideration the existing PDS fanbase, the fanbase of clicker games, and the potential draw it might have from the strategy crowd as a whole and I have come up with this number:
$7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Now that might seem meager right now, but this is simply within the first 24 hours of the games release, by the end of the month I have predicted that this number will have squared or even cubed.
Now of course I will only require 0.0002% of the profits for having come up with this ingenious idea, just enough to afford a fleet of squids equipped with gold-titanium alloy armor equipped with heats seeking rockets so I can establish a state in western Italy where only the rich will be allowed to look at much less live there.
Calm down, I know you can already feel your wallets doubling in mass from the shear amount of potential money forming a rift between the realm of plausibility and reality but I have yet to get to the point.
Make a clicker game about forming nations
You can gain manpower by clicking on the country and use that manpower to annex territory or sacrifice it to Hephaestus to gain buildings that increase the rate of man power, and eventually when people inevitably get tired of the game, add a new dimension or let them expand into space or even conquer heaven itself!
Now I have already done the figures, taken into consideration the existing PDS fanbase, the fanbase of clicker games, and the potential draw it might have from the strategy crowd as a whole and I have come up with this number:
$7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Now that might seem meager right now, but this is simply within the first 24 hours of the games release, by the end of the month I have predicted that this number will have squared or even cubed.
Now of course I will only require 0.0002% of the profits for having come up with this ingenious idea, just enough to afford a fleet of squids equipped with gold-titanium alloy armor equipped with heats seeking rockets so I can establish a state in western Italy where only the rich will be allowed to look at much less live there.
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