Who do I have to kill to get into the beta? :)

[Prophet of ReShrek]

To be fair, there have been fans that has sent us things to the office, but no "bribes". And even though I like to joke about it, I would never let me self be sold (that cheap ).

..that said, we'll see who ends up in the beta once it's time.

Das fair.

 

[FelixG]

To be fair, there have been fans that has sent us things to the office, but no "bribes". And even though I like to joke about it, I would never let me self be sold (that cheap ).

..that said, we'll see who ends up in the beta once it's time.

Sooo does that mean you and the the office are wine or whiskey sorts?

 

[CassCD]

Open beta, please. I have cookies!

 

[Wenla]

Oldiest first!

 

[Hookleg]

To be fair, there have been fans that has sent us things to the office, but no "bribes". And even though I like to joke about it, I would never let me self be sold (that cheap ).

..that said, we'll see who ends up in the beta once it's time.

So Bribery Confirmed.

 

[aitaituo]

So Bribery Confirmed.

No, no. Mutual gift giving.

 

[Prophet of ReShrek]

No, no. Mutual gift giving.

*Ass kissing

 

[aitaituo]

*Ass kissing

That passes as a gift these days?

 

[Abnwtwtud]

I don't I'd accept a gift of ass kissing from anyone.

 

[Mortimerus]

Aww... I miss your elf-killing rants though. At least I can keep an eye out on your soul since I am "supposed" to be in Johan's desk.

Where in reality you're under it?

Edit: I just realized this joke will pbly cost me beta access when the time comes

 

[Watermelonk]

You have to kill "Six-Hour-Working-Day" .

 

[Zarine]

In any case, easier to convert the beta so that they are yours than entering the beta !

WOLOLO !

 

[Meraun]

iam not sure if i even want into beta... to many times i overplayed a game in Beta and got bored at release (Well never with a paradox tbh)

 

[DKM]

To be fair, there have been fans that has sent us things to the office, but no "bribes". And even though I like to joke about it, I would never let me self be sold (that cheap ).

..that said, we'll see who ends up in the beta once it's time.

What about if I send you a bottle of your fans' finest tears?

 

[Oz the Puny]

I'm def willing to um..well, not actually a killer, but maybe give someone a wet willy or something

I am. I'd kill off the human race. I'd really do about anything and then some. That's probably because I find happiness in blood, but whatever, killing people is fun.

 

[MrNibbles]

What about if I send you a bottle of your fans' finest tears?

Oooo.. so tempting! A bottle of fan tears would sit pretty nice on my workdesk tbh..

Edit: The more I think about it, a case with small bottles containing the tears of out fans (almost lika perfume bottles) would be better. And of course the bottles needs to be taged with the forum nick of said fan.

 

[Kuschelflummi]

*snickers* Sooo.. making perfum of the fantears?

 

[JaguarXJ6]

Alt+F4/Control+Q kills all of you, but your posts hang around like lover's pox. As for the rest, there's always console.

 

[Xavori]

Alt+F4/Control+Q kills all of you, but your posts hang around like lover's pox. As for the rest, there's always console.

Except I'm posting on Ironman so the console is disabled

 

[Abnwtwtud]

Oooo.. so tempting! A bottle of fan tears would sit pretty nice on my workdesk tbh..

Edit: The more I think about it, a case with small bottles containing the tears of out fans (almost lika perfume bottles) would be better. And of course the bottles needs to be taged with the forum nick of said fan.

Be careful, the Internet is a scary place. Someone may actually send that to Paradox HQ. If they do, though please let us know, as that would be amazingly hilarious.