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Thats easy! You just need a DNA Aequenzer
That.. and my extended experience savouring peoples cries and anguish
Him.
Is that all you can conjure up? I raise you:
One time timeraptor.
Please everyone knows all elfs are socialist, look at it this way elves are hippies and hippes are leftist thus elves are socialist.
Sooo.. you prefer tears of fear oder tears of joy? And from wich year?
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I prefer tears of fear, despair, anguish with a tinge of lost hope in them. The vintage does not matter, as I savour tears from babies who's candy has been stolen, grown men and women crying out from reading patchnotes to developers cowering and crying and fear when when they realize a visit from QA is imminent.
As Conan the Barbarian once answered to the famous question "Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your games, see the bugs driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the developers!"
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Ah! I have a bottle left from the spanish Inquisition. A bit burny in the aftertaste
But hippies don't believe in currency and are more communist than socialist
Communists are socialists, not all socialists are communists through. Communism is a subset of socialism. Hence elves being socialists is a good indicator that they might be communists.
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Well yes, but communist is a lot more extreme and much further on the left.
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Haha.. gave it a try a while when it was released, didn't find it interesting at that time (which is weird since I am an mmo junkie). But hearing others that play it at the office & getting to know some people at CCP makes me regret that I was not as enlightened during that period.
Even the Spartans had and offical "that guy" that served as an example of why you shouldn't grow up to be an idiot.
I volunteer myself to serve as "that guy" in the beta of Stellaris.
You are welcome.
I volunteer myself to serve as "that guy" in the beta of Stellaris.
You are welcome.
I have come here to reserve 7 spots for Stellaris beta for me and my people.
Thats it guys, all spots have been taken, you can all move on now. Thank you.
Thats it guys, all spots have been taken, you can all move on now. Thank you.
Oh. So you're the one I have to kill. Okay.
On a completely unrelated note...where do you live? I uh...I want to introduce you to Morgan Fairchild....who I've seen naked...
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Hmm... One of my incarnations is that of a B-29 Superfortress with the soul of Teddy Roosevelt.
You'll be receiving my "Big Stick" diplomacy soon enough.
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Come on Paradox! Let us all at it and we'll help you put out a game without a single bug.
I on the other hand can promise that if they do let me into the beta I'll tell everyone how great the game is, regardless of how true that statement is.
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To be fair, there have been fans that has sent us things to the office, but no "bribes". And even though I like to joke about it, I would never let me self be sold (that cheap
..that said, we'll see who ends up in the beta once it's time.
I suggest we solve this in good old fashion CK2 style, we plot to kill MrNibbles and any male heirs he has and take over his title as QA Manager - Drinker of Tears....
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