If my wife divorces me on the 6th of april then I blame Paradox !

[Gwayne]

Who's idea was it to release both Mandate of Heaven and Utopia both on the 6th of april ?

I suggest burning those sales people !

Now my marriage is under threat... Any suggestions to escape my fate ?

 

[Mrop]

Multiplayer with your wife?

 

[aruon]

Who's idea was it to release both Mandate of Heaven and Utopia both on the 6th of april ?

I suggest burning those sales people !

Now my marriage is under threat... Any suggestions to escape my fate ?

accept your fate and drown your sorrows with liqeur and the destruction of your ck/eu4/v2/hoi4 enemies and the lamentations of their women?

Multiplayer with your wife?

nah, CK2 multiplayer with your wife. twice the bloodthirsty, genius, lecherous psychopaths to enjoy!

 

[The_Meme_Man]

Wait, April 6 is confirmed?

How will I be able to choose between purging heretics, and purging heretics?!

What heretics need more purging, Ayy Lmaos, or Northern Barbarians?

 

[Gwayne]

I agree that I just have to accept my fate

 

[Susanna]

Get her hooked on Paradox games?

 

[Gwayne]

Hmmm, after 18 years of trying I have given up on that. BUT.. she is now a crazy cat lady. So I still think I married the right lady ;-)

 

[Gwayne]

Multiplayer with your wife?

I fear for my live in multi player CK2, lets not teach her the bad things...

 

[MagnusDux]

Who's idea was it to release both Mandate of Heaven and Utopia both on the 6th of april ?

I suggest burning those sales people !

Now my marriage is under threat... Any suggestions to escape my fate ?

Talk to your spymaster and have her assassinated, then you can play for ever...

 

[Dakka]

Multiplayer with your wife?

Best pitch for a thre-.... nevermind.

 

[Morrowind3]

Multiplayer with your wife?

Downside of a girlfriend with ADHD: Somehow I doubt it'll be an easy task getting her to enjoy a romantic evening of staring at bunch of numbers and a world map for hours on end

 

[Nirmara]

Tell your wife you have a business trip during that week-end. Rent an hotel room and play all week-end long. In theory, it should be cheaper than a divorce.

 

[Zephyrum]

Assuming you want solutions to be able to play, here's some options to ensure you'll be fine. Most aren't too safe for the marriage though

The Average Crusader King's plot: Have a quick talk with your spymaster and make her disappear.
The Europa Universalis Diplomacy: Find your wife on the map (diplomatic macro builder if you get the DLC also works) and do "Break Royal Marriage".
The Vickytastic distraction: Tell her to download a mod for Vicky2 through steam on the 6th. She'll be busy looking for the Workshop all day long. Free time.
The Heart(less) of Iron: Send your wife on a truck to eastern Siberia and let her supplies dwindle. Harsh, but most effective.
The Interstellar(is) Utopia: Reccomended, but the hardest to pull off. Find some aliens (preferably non-Militaristic) and request they give miss Gwayne a brainwash that makes her enjoy Paradox's games, and follow Mrop's suggestion.

 

[melkor88]

At least you will have more time on your hands if she does divorce you haha

 

[Gwayne]

Talk to your spymaster and have her assassinated, then you can play for ever...

She is my spymaster...

 

[AndrewT]

If your wife divorces you on the 6 April this year she must have had the papers prepared for at least a year. Ain't our fault!

 

[Gwayne]

Thanks, I feel much better now