K... In retrospect, I should have chosen a comedy. RPing with Game of Thrones is basically just gonna make me sound like a raving lunatic and a meganerd in turns. Nevertheless, I'm not backing out now, so the first thing to do, clearly, is assign you all Game of Thrones characters! Bonus! I have pre-scripted ways to react to most of your deaths if I feel moved to do so!
EUROO7 (GM) is The Lord of Light.
- Health is Ser Loras Tyrell
- .Arkasas is Sandor Clegane, the Hound
- .BlackCrown is Robb Stark.
- .Claude the LateComer is Late Lord Walder Frey

- .Audren is Ser Bronn of the Blackwater
- .Aedan is Lord Varys. Obvs. If you roleplay as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, my entire month will be made.
- .Hax is Dead, so who cares. Jon Arryn perhaps? Guess the wolves aren't Breaking Bad fans. Eh... We'll go with one of the Los Pollos Hermanos chickens.
- .Jeray is Renly Baratheon
- .Daleksbane is an Obsidian Arrowhead. This is an unimpeachable analogy.
- .k-59 is Petyr Baelish. Tina Fey is a national treasure.
- .Jackson is Qyburn
- .Black_Griffin is Robin Arryn, Sweetrobin
- .Sleepyhead is Jaime Lannister
- .De Chatillon is Grand Maester Pycelle
- .Johho is Oberyn Martell, the Red Viper.
- .the_hdk is Beric Dondarrion
- .Cliges is Tyrion Lannister
- .Eternaly Lost is Arya Stark
- .Panzer Commader is Jon Snow
- .Steed is Khal Drogo 'cuz horsies please don't hunt me.
- .esemesas is Ser Jorah Mormont 'cuz bears.
- .alynkio is Melissandre.
- .punkbob is Ramsey Bolton
- .DeathByWombat is Danaerys Targaryen. Obvs.
- .Gen. Skobelev is Dontos Hollard. Seems like a good approximation for Uncle Nasse.
- .Tamius is Tywin Lannister
- .Beamed is Joffrey Baratheon.
Whew! That took
way longer than I wanted it to! Don't like the character I assigned you? Tough. They're all perfect. Oh, and I had better vote!
(Gazes into the fire for guidance -- No I'm not a priest or seer or sorc or cultist. Please don't kill me [purely] for RP reasons or I'll
totally send a shadow baby after you!)
Only one of us is Azor Ahai reborn, only one of us is the legitimate king, and THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HBO SHOW!!! Plus, the world would be a cleaner, happier place if Baltimore just collapsed into the Chesapeake. Plus I assigned him Ramsey Bolton to justify this RP vote against him. Everyone wants him dead!
VOTE PUNKBOB