The new subforum is not enough, I think we need our own forum to make room for your ego.
It may be that you don't lie, but that doesn't mean what you suggest is true or even smart. I never saw an ananas with brains, did you?
I once knew such an Ananas, yes. Society couldn't accept her, so she was turned into a very juicy (but still horrible and sad) fruit sallad
Can you imagine my horror, as I saw her remains be eaten happily by the likes of you?
Anyway, It's nothing personal, but we need to kill you to know your real colours. I wish there was another way, just like I wish my poor Jaqueline had been able to survive the resentment of human society. Sadly, neither seems to be possible, and at least you should be happy that you will not be eaten as an appetizer at a fancy coctail-party.