January 3rd 1936, Kaunas
Office of Antanas Smetona
Antanas Smetona: Stassy!
Stasys Lozoraitis: I have told you not to call me Stassy, sir. What do you ask me for?
Antanas Smetona: Yes, of course Stassy. Would you please bring me the head of state Tubelis, the chief of army Raštikis and the chief of air Gustaitis?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Yes, sir.
Stassy walks out of the room and in to a new one next to the office. He then returns with Tubelis and Raštikis. The three men walks to the room next to Tubelis and then comes out from Tubelis door with Gustaitis. The crowd walks in to Smetonas office and watches at him quietly.
Antanas Smetona: (looks up from a PC monitor) Yes? Oh, thanks Stassy. Well.. I have just finished my latest Europa Universalis game. To bad Lithuania did not exist under the 18th century. But I don’t want to play EU anymore, it’s getting repetive. So therfore I have called on you masterminds of Stratedgy for advice. So, what is your advices?
Stasys Lozoraitis: You called on us only to ask us about a game? How ridiculous.
Antanas Smetona: Do you want to be replaced, Stassy?
Stasys Lozoraitis: There are no replacements for me. Actually not for anyone of us.
General Raštikis: Quite odd. If you don’t like me, you’re stuck with me for the rest of the game. But i don’t think you are going to fire me, more likley one of those unknown fellas.
Antanas Smetona: Whatever…
Juozas Tubelis: We are getting of topic. The objective was to provide Smetona with a new strategy game.
Antanas Smetona: My puppet has spoken. Now, what are your suggestions?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Settlers?
Antanas Smetona: Never really liked to trade. I wanna war!!
General Raštikis: Bondespelet?
Antanas Smetona: Never.
Lt. General Gustaitis: Axis & Allies?
Antanas Smetona: That one’s good.
Stasys Lozoraitis: Hey, there is a game like that on PC… You can choose from any country that existed under WW2. It’s called… Um… Hearts of…
Antanas Smetona: Flesh?
Stasys Lozoraitis: No… Iron! Hearts of Iron it is!
Antanas Smetona: Very good, Stassy! Where can I order it?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Um… Try torget.se
Smetona clicks up the games menu, selects Hearts of Iron and watches the info.
Antanas Smetona: What’s the price?
Stasys Lozoraitis: 499 kronor.
Antanas Smetona: Ok. Then I put it in the cart and pay for it. There! Now I want to buy the new Radeon graphic card.
Stasys Lozoraitis: You can’t.
Antanas Smetona: Why? I am a Paternal Autocrat! A kind of dictator!
Stasys Lozoraitis: A buyer is on route. You will have to wait one week (January 10th 1936) until you can send a new one.
Antanas Smetona: Oh.
Office of Antanas Smetona
Antanas Smetona: Stassy!
Stasys Lozoraitis: I have told you not to call me Stassy, sir. What do you ask me for?
Antanas Smetona: Yes, of course Stassy. Would you please bring me the head of state Tubelis, the chief of army Raštikis and the chief of air Gustaitis?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Yes, sir.
Stassy walks out of the room and in to a new one next to the office. He then returns with Tubelis and Raštikis. The three men walks to the room next to Tubelis and then comes out from Tubelis door with Gustaitis. The crowd walks in to Smetonas office and watches at him quietly.
Antanas Smetona: (looks up from a PC monitor) Yes? Oh, thanks Stassy. Well.. I have just finished my latest Europa Universalis game. To bad Lithuania did not exist under the 18th century. But I don’t want to play EU anymore, it’s getting repetive. So therfore I have called on you masterminds of Stratedgy for advice. So, what is your advices?
Stasys Lozoraitis: You called on us only to ask us about a game? How ridiculous.
Antanas Smetona: Do you want to be replaced, Stassy?
Stasys Lozoraitis: There are no replacements for me. Actually not for anyone of us.
General Raštikis: Quite odd. If you don’t like me, you’re stuck with me for the rest of the game. But i don’t think you are going to fire me, more likley one of those unknown fellas.
Antanas Smetona: Whatever…
Juozas Tubelis: We are getting of topic. The objective was to provide Smetona with a new strategy game.
Antanas Smetona: My puppet has spoken. Now, what are your suggestions?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Settlers?
Antanas Smetona: Never really liked to trade. I wanna war!!
General Raštikis: Bondespelet?
Antanas Smetona: Never.
Lt. General Gustaitis: Axis & Allies?
Antanas Smetona: That one’s good.
Stasys Lozoraitis: Hey, there is a game like that on PC… You can choose from any country that existed under WW2. It’s called… Um… Hearts of…
Antanas Smetona: Flesh?
Stasys Lozoraitis: No… Iron! Hearts of Iron it is!
Antanas Smetona: Very good, Stassy! Where can I order it?
Stasys Lozoraitis: Um… Try torget.se
Smetona clicks up the games menu, selects Hearts of Iron and watches the info.
Antanas Smetona: What’s the price?
Stasys Lozoraitis: 499 kronor.
Antanas Smetona: Ok. Then I put it in the cart and pay for it. There! Now I want to buy the new Radeon graphic card.
Stasys Lozoraitis: You can’t.
Antanas Smetona: Why? I am a Paternal Autocrat! A kind of dictator!
Stasys Lozoraitis: A buyer is on route. You will have to wait one week (January 10th 1936) until you can send a new one.
Antanas Smetona: Oh.