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Small Uptade
Office of Antanas Smetona, April 14th 1936.
Smetona: Ok, Stassy. It's time to build up my empire again.
Lozoraits: Ofcourse. Do you want?
Smetona: We need to get ouer hands on Leningrad and the other Baltic states.
Lozoraits: OMG, do you really expect the Soviets will give up to ouer demands?
Smetona: Yes. I've edited the Lithuania.inc so we now have enough DI to claim it.
Lozoraits: Ok. Do you expect them to just handle it over?
Smetona: Yes...
Somewhat later, April 19th.
Smetona: Ok, give me some results.
Lozoraits: Yeah. The dumb-ass soviets gave up Leningrad, Novgorod and Pskov at the first attempt. Poland gave us Wilno. Unluckely, Latvia and Estonia refused.
Smetona: The let them have it. Declare war upon Latvia.
Office of Antanas Smetona, April 14th 1936.
Smetona: Ok, Stassy. It's time to build up my empire again.
Lozoraits: Ofcourse. Do you want?
Smetona: We need to get ouer hands on Leningrad and the other Baltic states.
Lozoraits: OMG, do you really expect the Soviets will give up to ouer demands?
Smetona: Yes. I've edited the Lithuania.inc so we now have enough DI to claim it.
Lozoraits: Ok. Do you expect them to just handle it over?
Smetona: Yes...
Somewhat later, April 19th.
Smetona: Ok, give me some results.
Lozoraits: Yeah. The dumb-ass soviets gave up Leningrad, Novgorod and Pskov at the first attempt. Poland gave us Wilno. Unluckely, Latvia and Estonia refused.
Smetona: The let them have it. Declare war upon Latvia.
Latvian-Lituainan border. April 15th 1936.
Field Marshall Gladvys-Buskas sits in a Land Rover Cab heading towards the front. Besids him is General Hellis.
Hellis: (Brings out a pair of binoculars) Look, I can see the enermy commander.
Gladvys-Buskas: Not very strange. He's about 20 meters in front of us in a tank.
Hellis: 20 meters?! But then he can fire at us! Maybe even hit us! For crist sake, we're in a Land Rover!
Gladvys-Buskas: Yeah, but this one has been built by Q.
Hellis: Q?
Gladvys-Buskas: That old guy that makes Bond's cars. (He fells out a bazzoka from the side mirror)
Hellis: Cool.
But before Gladvys has any time to shoot the enermy commander fires from the tank. The Land Rover gets hit, flips over and rolls into a swamp. The two men crawls out, met by an odd looking creature.
Creature: Helosa, palos.
Hellis: Who are you?
Creature: Hanz! Meesa una german!
Hellis: Man, not one of those shitty germans!
Office of Antanas Smetona. Meanwhile.
Lozoraits: (calling Smetona) Sir, we have been called to the great Republic Senate in New York to answer to why we have declared war.
Smetona: The senate? you can't possibly be serious.
Lozoraits: I am. There's a plane to pick us up at the airport.
Smetona: Well, let's go then.
The two men walks out from the room.
Republic Senate, Three houers later.
The transport plane comes in for landing at the New York airport. It's escorted by two light fighters. When the three planes takes down one of the pilots (wearing a mask) jumps out of the first fighter and walks to the second one, were Lozoraits are waiting.
Lozoraits: (looking at Smetona comming down the ramp) I guess I was wrong. There was no danger at all.
The transport plane explodes in a great cloud of fire.
Pilot: (looking at Lozoraits) Still sure, Stassy?
Field Marshall Gladvys-Buskas sits in a Land Rover Cab heading towards the front. Besids him is General Hellis.
Hellis: (Brings out a pair of binoculars) Look, I can see the enermy commander.
Gladvys-Buskas: Not very strange. He's about 20 meters in front of us in a tank.
Hellis: 20 meters?! But then he can fire at us! Maybe even hit us! For crist sake, we're in a Land Rover!
Gladvys-Buskas: Yeah, but this one has been built by Q.
Hellis: Q?
Gladvys-Buskas: That old guy that makes Bond's cars. (He fells out a bazzoka from the side mirror)
Hellis: Cool.
But before Gladvys has any time to shoot the enermy commander fires from the tank. The Land Rover gets hit, flips over and rolls into a swamp. The two men crawls out, met by an odd looking creature.
Creature: Helosa, palos.
Hellis: Who are you?
Creature: Hanz! Meesa una german!
Hellis: Man, not one of those shitty germans!
Office of Antanas Smetona. Meanwhile.
Lozoraits: (calling Smetona) Sir, we have been called to the great Republic Senate in New York to answer to why we have declared war.
Smetona: The senate? you can't possibly be serious.
Lozoraits: I am. There's a plane to pick us up at the airport.
Smetona: Well, let's go then.
The two men walks out from the room.
Republic Senate, Three houers later.
The transport plane comes in for landing at the New York airport. It's escorted by two light fighters. When the three planes takes down one of the pilots (wearing a mask) jumps out of the first fighter and walks to the second one, were Lozoraits are waiting.
Lozoraits: (looking at Smetona comming down the ramp) I guess I was wrong. There was no danger at all.
The transport plane explodes in a great cloud of fire.
Pilot: (looking at Lozoraits) Still sure, Stassy?
Just after the explosion Lozoraits and the masked pilot runs up to the body.
LOZORAITS: Lucky we used a decoy!
PILOT: (Taking of his helmet, revealing that he is the security officer): No, it's not a decoy! I didn't use it because I was so sure
LOZORAITS: So you mean THIS IS Smetona!?
PILOT: Yeah. No kidding.
LOZORAITS: Well we better get a medic team here quick.
Later on Smetona went better and had the big meeting in the senate. The place was arranged so all the nations diplomats was sitting around the President Roosvelt.
ROOSVELT: We have came here today to ask ouer friends in Lithuania about their war against Latvia. This act of war is dangerous my friend, senator Lozoraits.
LOZORAITS: Well, what can I say. We want a bit of action.
ROOSVELT: This is an act of war. Does anybody really want this war?
GOERING: I want!!
ROOSVELT: Shut up Goering, senator of Germany or else I'll have you invaded.
GOERING: Oh.. Isn't it better to just let this thing go away, just for once?
SENATE: (Cheers!)
Later, Riga. Gladvys-Buskas walks through the deserted town.
GLADVYS-BUSKAS: I cant relly belive the would left their own capital!
HELLLIS: Everybody is out at Daugavpils fighting down ouer fake assault. They didn't relize a thing.
GLADVYS-BUSKAS: Well, oreder the annexion.
Latvia was annexed April 20th. Estonia, soften up by the annixon, gave in to the demands and was annexed too.
LOZORAITS: Lucky we used a decoy!
PILOT: (Taking of his helmet, revealing that he is the security officer): No, it's not a decoy! I didn't use it because I was so sure
LOZORAITS: So you mean THIS IS Smetona!?
PILOT: Yeah. No kidding.
LOZORAITS: Well we better get a medic team here quick.
Later on Smetona went better and had the big meeting in the senate. The place was arranged so all the nations diplomats was sitting around the President Roosvelt.
ROOSVELT: We have came here today to ask ouer friends in Lithuania about their war against Latvia. This act of war is dangerous my friend, senator Lozoraits.
LOZORAITS: Well, what can I say. We want a bit of action.
ROOSVELT: This is an act of war. Does anybody really want this war?
GOERING: I want!!
ROOSVELT: Shut up Goering, senator of Germany or else I'll have you invaded.
GOERING: Oh.. Isn't it better to just let this thing go away, just for once?
SENATE: (Cheers!)
Later, Riga. Gladvys-Buskas walks through the deserted town.
GLADVYS-BUSKAS: I cant relly belive the would left their own capital!
HELLLIS: Everybody is out at Daugavpils fighting down ouer fake assault. They didn't relize a thing.
GLADVYS-BUSKAS: Well, oreder the annexion.
Latvia was annexed April 20th. Estonia, soften up by the annixon, gave in to the demands and was annexed too.