The 2 funniest leaders to play against in Civ IV:
Tokugawa, even when he is friendly with me me sometimes he will refuse to open borders with me on the basis that "we just don't like you enough'. I guess its historically accurate because Tokgawa hated everyone who wasn't Japanese and created the most isolationist government in history.
Catherine:
She slaps you when she doesn't like you and most importantly when you first meet her:
"We are always looking for CLOSER relationships with other leaders, if you catch my drift"
The reference to her famous affairs is simply lolsworthy and if an AI Catherine ever asks me for help, I just can't turn her down.
"Also seven dynasties in England? In 1250!? Which dynasties?"
Now 8: Godwin, Normandie, Yngling (2), Hwice (2), gisking and wessex. I counted Yngling twice because for a little back there were back to back Yngling leaders imprisoning eachother, releasing the prison, then the prisoner would revolt and retake the throne. They were cousins, but technically both Ynglings.
The same thing happened with Hwice in 1278, so I am now calling it 8 dynasties. The first English civil war lasted from 1068-1290 and house Hwice won. The second civil war lasted from 1307-1322 and once again House Hwice won. The 3rd English civil war (on going) started in 1361 and is still on going (its now 1369). Wessex, Gisking, Godwin and Normandie have all died out (The last of the Godwins was executed when they failed to take the crown in the second civil war), so its now the fighting is going on between 2 hwice leaders (ones the uncle of the other) and a Yngling leader.
I think Englands civil war tradition may come to an end once I convert over the EUIII. I'm debating between whether coverting to EUIII in 1399 (I have found that the later you convert to longer it takes for countries to discover the new world) and going on till 1453 to see how long Englands civil wars will last. Since when I convert to EUIII I think England will suddenly become a much more civilized country.