Central Europe, 1920-2003
To begin with this summary we should do as the main character in Günther Grass' "
Frau Memingers Liebhaber" and ask ourself wether "if it shouldn't been better for the Kaiserreich to be defeated in 1918". Germany in 1920 was far from being in a hard situation. However, 20 years later the situation was quite different.
By 1940 the happy and indulgent German Reich had discovered that the world had turned against her. Barely surviving the stock market upheaval of 1936, Berlin discovered that not only the Commune of France was armed to the teeth and was quite capable of fighting (and perhaps defeating!) the German Imperial Army, but also succeeding in disrupting the old order in Europe by winning new allies in Spain and destroying Austria's influence in Northern Italy.
Of course, the Austrian troubles were nothing new. Vienna had hardly avoided a civil war after the Ausgleich of 1937, when Hungary pressed for an almost independent status. Just the German threat of intervention in the Austrian side had forced Budapest to return to the negotiations and agreed upon turning the Empire into a Confederation with the Emperor as the visible head of all the components of the new state but with quite autonomous government. In fact, the Confederation was divided into the Austrian sphere of influence (Austria, Bohemia, Bosnia and Galicia-Lodomiera) and the Hungarian one (Hungary and Croatia).

From then on Berlin had to keep a vigilant eye upon his southern neighbourn and be worried about Vienna's failure to avoid incomming disaster, as when France and the Republic of the Two Sicilies managed to destroy the Italian Federation by supporting the leftish groups of saboteurs and then threatening to send their armies when, on July 14th 1937, a group d'etat proclaimed in Milan the "Free Sindicalist State of Northern Italy". The weak government of Stefano Jacini found itself alone when the Pope Pius XI ran away to Austria and fled accordingly. In a matter of six shorts days, the Italian Federation was annexed to the Republic of Two Sicilies and became the Socialist Republic of Italy.
Austria could not act due to Hungary's reluctance to see herself involved in events that were not if her interest. Incensed, the Kaiser Wilhelm II travelled to Vienna and then to Budapest to make quite clear to both governments his opinion about the last events and returned to Berlin with the utmost desire of getting rid of the useless Austrian Emperor and of the traitorous Hungarian faction. In the end, his heir almost got it.
It was Wilhelm III who saw the chance to end the Hungarian independence in 1944. It took seven long years of silent work by the German intelligence service to find a way to depose Admiral Horthy, the Hungarian prime minister, and to replace him by Ferenc Szálasi, a "too rightish winger nuts", as Admiral Canaris, the head of the German Secret Service, called him. He, in turn, was replaced by a more democratic leader, László Ede Almásy de Zsadány et Törökszentmiklós, once Szálsi was killed by a French gunner that fired German bullet fired with an Austrian revolver which had been given to him by a Russian spy.
Thus, by 1945, Hungary returned to the Austria's influence and Central Europe was calm again. Or so so.
The new unified Italian state, arbitrarily called the Republic of the Siciles, the Republic of the Two Scilies, the Italian Syndicalist Republic and the Italian Republic of the Sindicalist Sicilies (or, in words of Oswald Mosley, the Italian Genital ulcer), became a source of amusement, derriment and terror for the forty following years after the "unification week" of 1937. To be led by Palmiro Togliatti was bad enough for the Republic, as Togliatti was despised by his two main rivals, the social-anarchist Filippo Turati and the bolshevik-national-syndicalist Benito Mussolini.
As if the politics of the Rpublic were not messy enough, France decided to control their neighbour through his ambassador, André Malraux. However, Malraux was disliked by Togliatti because the ambassador was too "flamboyant". Then Paris make the fatal mistake of replacing him with André Marty.
Marty was a psycopath who saw Capitalist spies everywhere: Mussolinni was nothing but a German agent, so Marty had him "vanish"; Turati was nothing but an Austria double agent, so he followed Mussolinni's steps. Pietro Nenni, another Syndicalist leader, was killed in his home by unknown gunners. In short: when Marty was recalled (and shoot!) to France three years later, in 1956, 500 people had been killed by his orders. Thus, it was no surprise that Italy remained in peace after he was gone: all those capables of causing trouble were either dead, had disappeared or were afraid of going out of home. It was not until 1961 when the Twelve Congress of the Greater Italian Union denounced Togliatti's legacy when Italy returned to a peaceful state and began its slow drift into a moderate regime.
Meanwhile, in the North, Norway suffered a silent revolution that turned her into a Syndicalist heaven in 1939, to Germany's horror. Almost at once Berlin began to undone what has happened, with the full cooperation of Denmark -which had not the slightest intention of being the next "syndicalized" country- and Sweden -that had not that intention either and that felt the danger too close to their taste. If we add that the new Leftish govermnet wanted nothing with neither Paris nor London and remained outside of the Internationale, we cannot be surprised if, in just ten years, the Norwegian Syndicalism came to its defeat when their policy of political liberalization produced a cliché of "almost social democrats" politicians led by Oscar Torp and Einar Gerhardsen, that ended the Syndicalist period.
Cleared the North, now Germany had 'only' to worry about Eastern Europe. The events in that corner of the world may explain why the German emperor hates with friendly passion his cousin, the Tzar, because he considers his Russian counterpart to be a warmongering fool (and he's wrong), who, in turn, depises his Austrian cousin because he considers him to be a bloody dictator (and he's wrong), who, in turn, feels that everybody hates him (and he's right).
@H.Appleby: I love making people smile, you must know it.
@Gukpa: But of course my boy! It's an old habit of mine!
@Undead-Hippie: Well, you shall see...
@Razgriz 2K9: It' because of the flag, you know
@zoli1984:... but beneath the surface...
@Asalto: nah, to make them quarrell among them makes it funnier.
The Spanish Republic kept the Spanish Morocco because I was too lazy (and because I forgot) to make something about it...
@Mr. Santiago: That's the influence of me of May 68...
Yes, this is Urqhart briefing Bush. He may be a bit biased... or not...
@Black Watch: Well, to say the truth... no.
@serutan: Interesting way of making humour...

