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The Queen Mother - Queen Mary - is not really someone one would think of being precisely up to this sort of conversation. She has always possessed this sort of implacable aura, but it is an aura. I think it shows here, with both her children very conscious of it - but if not precisely being outwitted by her son she is nevertheless constrained. I think she bears a great deal of watching relating to the Yorks.

The King did manage to keep it together. It is an important thing to note.
 
It was an eerie evening; the heat had been rising all day, with little wind to take off the bite.

Is heat eerie?

“Oh, because,” the King began airily, “he is a very rich, and generally friendly Arab who we can use if we need anything in or from the Gulf, I’d imagine.”

That is the standard practice...buying wealthy idiots with ribbon and lace is one of our best tricks.

The Queen Mother’s car rolled into the quadrangle. The son and daughter were both there to meet him; technically this was a breach of protocol; no one, not even the mother, outranked the Sovereign.

I'm sure he will promptly re-establish his postion.

“Mummy,” the King said,

Ah, quite.

“I still cannot bring myself to believe that the members of my own family should be expected to humble themselves before me in this way.”

Who do they think he is, the King of England?

“Very dignified,” she said firmly, “you have done your duty well David. And I would have you continue to do that duty.”

Well there it was, the gauntlet slapped down before him.

I'm imagining his strategy will be, yes of course...but...

David said, wondering if the old dear was actually coming around to his view.

Given that she just said that George was going to be king fairly soon, I think she made her position rather clear without saying it.

Very funny, but also very true. By the time the Empire (and really we mean London) realises its latent strength the damage to prestige and honour etc has been done...

If we're just talking about the City, it's only gone up in strength over the last century. Pretty much owns most governments to ransom, rules English law with an iron fist and is only challenged as financial capital because the americans HAVE to have their own stock exchange, and damn the time zones.

Have you been hacking into my notes?!

Le Jones said, half-jokingly, worried about how much TBC knew about the 'stuff' folder on his desktop.

Nah, I have another guy who does the hacking.
 
It is amazing how even the little things make me dislike Eddie more and more; feckless, lazy, indecisive and meek - he is pretty much was without redeeming feature. In contrast I award full marks to Wallis for the funniest line in the AAR so far - asking a man she has ruthlessly hen pecked into shameful compliance if he can stand up for himself! :D If he could do that then he wouldn't be with a serial cheat and abuser like Wallis!

The one plus of Queen Mary misfiring this early is that no-one in government will have any hopes of her 'saving the day' and the sooner this is brought to a head the better for everyone.
 
Ah, so the Marian plan did not exactly come off. David in a rare (if uncertain) defiant mood, and something like resolution on a left-handed marriage. Excellent, all fitting into place. Now just to sit back and watch as the wheels come off and the stately carriage goes crashing into the Thames.
 
Once the American has her feet under the table as consort I can see her trying to slowly but surely expand the "role." Appeasement does not have a good time in the mid twentieth century...
 
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So we have the first game POD vs OTL. like some others (and having played HOI4 only a little, never as Britain) I’ll be curious to see where else David will take this and how much prerogative he tries to exercise.
 
Well if you insist on royal marriage, the dominions leave and the goverment collapses. If you compromise, you take a stability hit and non-aligned support increases (aka monarchism in the uk) but everything stays mostly the same. The king and his goverment just kinda awkwardly stare at each other till the next election...

Not sure what happens to focus tree if you do...if the option to make him absolute monarch is still there.
 
It recently struck me that, though this AAR might not go that direction, that the decision tree for the abdication and afterwards offers some interesting pondering on the character of Lloyd George and Churchill. Would they, push come to shove, support the monarch over the country? Would they choose saving the empire over Liberal democracy? Would the player, come to that, given that it is by far the easiest way to pursue reunification in hoi4. The other method, which admittedly can be done afterwards, is imperial federation and takes a lot longer and is more complex with no garunteeing of sucess.

Even if your headcanon is that the kings party assumed tempoary control with Edward at the helm, militarily brought the dominions and ireland back into the fold before declaring imperial federation and restoring Liberal democracy and Parliament...would it be worth it? What would the OTL figures think and do given the option? What would you do, knowing that if you did it, it would work (in that the empire unfies and you can then easily federilse through focuses)?
 
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Chapter 29, Horse Guards, 16 July 1936

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The Grenadier Guards were formed up in companies, immaculately dressed and drilled to perfection. The gentle chatter of the waiting crowds sounded, to the Royal party as they rode down the flag lined Mall, not unlike approaching a beach with a gently roaring tide.

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The King saluted the Grenadiers’ colours as he rode past, escorted by his three Brothers, dutifully arraigned behind him in order of their importance to the succession. First followed Bertie, Duke of York, the nervy, tightly coiled ‘spare’ after the heir, supported by a doting wife and two seemingly dutiful daughters. The King had always had a complex relationship with Bertie, they had often been clumped together for schooling, training and other ‘firsts’, but the tension between Elizabeth, Bertie’s Duchess, and Mrs Simpson was now unbearable, and the ‘Yorks’ had found themselves excluded from the Belvedere social set. Then there was Prince Henry, Duke of Gloucester, the jowly, staid brother, although the King had supported him (albeit passively) during his out of character, slightly operatic love affair with Beryl Markham, but he had now bowed to Palace pressure and had a dull marriage to a safe Scottish heiress. There was no love lost between the King and the ‘unknown soldier’, as he mockingly and openly referred to Gloucester. And then there was Georgie, Duke of Kent; the King regretted the distance that had grown between he and his youngest brother (with Johnnie long dead), they had once been so close. But now, with marriage to the beautiful, if haughty, Princess Marina of Greece, he too had been ‘corrected’ to conform to their mother’s intent. None of the brothers said anything, the spectre of their father’s insistence on strict adherence to ritual still lingering over them.

The King, like many grown still a boy when it came to soldiers and parades, thought back to the notes from the Court briefing and thrilled at the thought that there were over 1400 officers and men on parade, together with two hundred horses. Even the musicians were enough to man a cruiser, over four hundred musicians from ten bands as well a corps of drums, all marching and playing as one. He basked in the little details, particularly loving that there were some 113 words of command given by the Officer in Command of the Parade. The parade route extended from Buckingham Palace along The Mall to Horse Guards Parade, Whitehall and back again. The King walked his charger slowly along the lines of infantry, in ranks of two and looking, to the Kings, like the rows of soldiers that he and Bertie played with at Windsor as boys. Despite his reputation as a feckless playboy, the King performed his role impeccably and with style.

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The inspection done, the Guards and Household Cavalry then formed up and marched past him, the officers saluting with their swords and the men turning as one to look at their monarch. Behind him, Georgie’s horse was skittish.

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With the ceremony completed, the King turned his horse and began to trot briskly back to Buckingham Palace. All was well. The silver of his horse’s buckles and tack gleamed, magnificently, in the summer sun.

“He’s got a gun!” The voice was desperate, a high pitch cry for help. Edward turned in his saddle, left and right, and saw, ahead and to the right, two police officers wrestling with a man.

“Protect the King,” another voice, authoritative, commanded without emotion, sounding from somewhere amidst the Guards. But they were some distance away, the King felt alone and exposed, his horse, sensing his uncertainty, came to sudden, heavy, stop.

There was a flash, something was thrown onto the Mall just in front of him. The King froze with terror, realising with happy happenstance that they might take this to mean a cool patience to ‘wait out’ events. But he thought back to the flash and with a sour belly realised what it was. It’s a gun!

The commanding voice returned from nowhere. “Walk on!” The King squirmed awkwardly in his saddle, and saw the reassuring figure of Sergison-Brooke, the Guards’ commander, sword drawn and effortlessly calm. “Suggest, Sir, we move you on,” he said in a careful blend of command and suggestion. Gently coaxing the King’s horse, the two men trotted on.

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“What was that, what was that?” The King realised that he was gabbling and took a deep breath. Sergison-Brooke dropped back, slightly, to allow the King some dignity as he composed himself. The hissed question went unanswered.

They arrived at the Palace in some confusion. Sergison-Brooke took charge, summoning the King’s doctor and ordering the Metropolitan Police to report to him immediately. The King retired to a private room, where Wallis Simpson was waiting for him. Seeing the King, visibly shaken, enter in some confusion, her face, which had worn a scowl, broke into a wide smile.

“David? David! We’ve just heard! They said that there was an attack!” She was practically screeching.

The King offered an unconvincing and slightly floppy arm in support. There was a burst of activity at the door.

“What is it!” Wallis was incensed and stomped to the door. She, rightly, feared that the ‘officialdom’ was about to take over.

It was one of the Palace doctors, who with the indifference to Wallis that most of the Palace staff now adopted, looked past her and to the King. “Sir, I must conduct an examination.” Sergison-Brooke stood behind, utterly in command. A single nod reminded the King of his duty.

“Yes, yes of course.” He began removing his red tunic in anticipation of an examination.

“D-d-david!” The Dukes of York and Kent, looking like extras from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, ran into the room. The stress of the situation was exacerbating Bertie’s stammer. “Henry’s talking to the Police n-now.”

“Thank you, Your Royal Highness,” Sergison-Brooke answered for the King, who was hurriedly being examined. Mrs Simpson, out of place, backed into the corner.

There was a further knock at the door and Stanley Baldwin, resplendent in morning dress, closely followed by a man in the dress uniform of a Chief Inspector of the Metropolitan Police, walked into the now crowded room. The King chuckled hoarsely, the comedy of the situation not lost upon him.

“Ah! Mr Baldwin, I wondered who else we’d get to squeeze into this room.”

Baldwin was in no mood for jocularity and, ignoring the King, looked at the Doctor. “Well?” Seeing the Doctor look uncertain, Baldwin’s cheeks burned with irritation. “His Majesty’s health is a matter of state,” he said insistently. In another corner, the Duke of York nodded, as did Sergison-Brooke.

“Slightly raised heart and respiration rate, entirely consistent with a shock, no sign of physical trauma. His Majesty is in satisfactory health,” the Doctor said quickly.

“Good. This is Chief Inspector Darkins of the Metropolitan Police, Sir. He says, well, man, say it yourself.” The King was amazed at Baldwin’s loss of composure.

Darkins, far from the cockney that the King was expecting, actually had a Glaswegian burr. “It was one man, he is in custody now. My lads have conducted an initial interview at the scene. His name is McMahon. He has said that he was protesting the failure of authorities such as the Home Secretary to respond to McMahon's reports of a plot to kill you.” The Duke of York frowned at Darkins’ failure to say ‘Your Majesty’. “He also claimed to have been working with the Security Service.”

“Was he?” Baldwin, Darkins and Sergison-Brooke exchanged knowing looks, and all looked at Mrs Simpson while trying hard not to look at Mrs Simpson. The King, finally, took the point. “Er, darling, perhaps…”

With the passion of a Greek fury, Mrs Wallis Simpson marched, magnificently haughtily, out of the room. The disdain and contempt shown for the Royal brothers was obvious.

Darkins pointedly waited until the door was closed. “No Sir, he was not. He was very passionate, however, about ‘dark forces’ corrupting your reign.” Darkins turned to leave.

“Bow,” the Duke of York hissed. Darkins complied and retreated.

“Sir,” Baldwin, never one to waste an opportunity, began. “Perhaps this is time to discuss Mrs Si…”

“No Baldwin! Well, possibly. But I need to rest, I could have been shot.” Clutching his tunic, the King almost ran from the room, presumably in search of Mrs Simpson. But instinct stopped him, and he spun on his heels, and addressed his brothers and his Prime Minister. “This man was right about one thing, there are dark forces trying to bring down this reign. I could have died today, and I wouldn’t have achieved anything." The Duke of Kent, wanting to help his brother, surged forward, but a raised hand from York stopped him.

“Sir,” Baldwin began tiredly.

“No, Baldwin, no. Get Dickie up here, he’s mincing around somewhere on parade,” the King said caustically. “We do this, now. I want the divorce expedited, I want your formal position on my intent, I want this done, now!” Finally succumbing, the King strode from the room.

“Dammed bad business,” Sergison-Brooke muttered, “’dark forces’ n’all. What rot.”

“I,” Baldwin said with an intrigued air, “am not so certain.” With a pointed look at the Duke of York, he inclined his head and retreated.

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GAME NOTES

The notion of King Edward being nearly assassinated is entirely true, and coming so close to the faff over Mrs Simpson was too good a story writing opportunity to miss.

Entirely as depicted, on 16 July 1936, as Edward VIII rode back to the Palace, following the Colour ceremony, McMahon, who made all sorts of wild claims (never substantiated, by the way, and I agree that he was probably just unhinged) produced a revolver. He was swiftly identified (but not that swiftly, he probably, if inclined, could have fired a round or two) and was cornered and subdued by bystanders and members of the Metropolitan Police. After a brief struggle, the unfired revolver as thrown during the affray and fell near the King's horse as it continued back to the Palace. McMahon was then subject to a Public Order charge and was subsequently sentenced to twelve months’ imprisonment and hard labour in a court appearance two months later.

Major-General Sergison-Brooke was real, a decorated officer from the Grenadiers who had seen action in the Boer and Great Wars (rising to the temporary command of a brigade by 1917). Here seen as GOC London District, in the real world he retired in 1939 before being recalled to active service (and London District). From what I have read, he was as commanding and decisive as we have seen here. Darkins, is, hopefully, familiar to readers of KFM as the sharp detective. He is, based on a colleague of mine (from a decade ago) entirely fictional.

Now in the real 1936, the incident passed and Edward passed quietly to a couple of safe overseas engagements and the infamous Mediterranean cruise. Here, with a nervy, skittish Edward already unsettled over the response to the Simpson marriage, I would anticipate a stronger reaction…

And, continuing a rare burst of efficiency...

Incidentally, I do have to wonder how such a thing would affect the line of succession in practical terms -- I know that Parliament is the ultimate arbiter of who actually is eligible for the throne, but how would they (and the British public) react to such a proposal? I guess that will be a matter for future updates, of course...

Well…

The line of succession is currently Edward, Bertie, Elizabeth, Margaret Rose, Henry (Duke of Gloucester – the boring one), George (Duke of Kent – the bohemian one), Edward (Kent’s infant son), Princess Mary.

So assuming that Wallis and Eddy don’t crack on the Barry White, get the vino flowing and knock out an heir (and Wallis is now 40, Edward 42, so that is some pretty odds defying procreation), the line of succession would be unchanged. This is the gamble for the Cabinet and Civil Service; do they tolerate the marriage, knowing (allegedly) that Edward is infertile and Wallis barren? Clearly there are a stack of other factors, but the succession point is an interesting one!


The Queen Mother - Queen Mary - is not really someone one would think of being precisely up to this sort of conversation. She has always possessed this sort of implacable aura, but it is an aura. I think it shows here, with both her children very conscious of it - but if not precisely being outwitted by her son she is nevertheless constrained. I think she bears a great deal of watching relating to the Yorks.

The King did manage to keep it together. It is an important thing to note.

The whole thing is a mess, to be sure, but was not the relationship ending catastrophe that it could have been.


If we're just talking about the City, it's only gone up in strength over the last century. Pretty much owns most governments to ransom, rules English law with an iron fist and is only challenged as financial capital because the americans HAVE to have their own stock exchange, and damn the time zones.

Le Jones said, half-jokingly, worried about how much TBC knew about the 'stuff' folder on his desktop.

The problem is that my ‘stuff’ folder is depressingly dull. On the London point, I meant the power of an Establishment able, if it only knew it, to corral the resources of the Empire and harness the trading cartel that is the Commonwealth.

The one plus of Queen Mary misfiring this early is that no-one in government will have any hopes of her 'saving the day' and the sooner this is brought to a head the better for everyone.

You’re right, old chum, the Queen Mother’s failure means that Baldwin and the Cabinet won’t go near her, again, unless it is absolutely essential. And if it is absolutely essential, the show’s already off…


Ah, so the Marian plan did not exactly come off. David in a rare (if uncertain) defiant mood, and something like resolution on a left-handed marriage. Excellent, all fitting into place. Now just to sit back and watch as the wheels come off and the stately carriage goes crashing into the Thames.

A beautifully written summary of the last couple of Royal-focussed chapters! The contrast with your exceptional AAR is more hilarious by the update…

Once the American has her feet under the table as consort I can see her trying to slowly but surely expand the "role." Appeasement does not have a good time in the mid twentieth century...

And that is an excellent point; there is limited legal provision for the morganatic marriage and everyone is terrified that Wallis will, a few months in, push Edward to making her Queen (a very similar argument occasionally rages about the Duchess of Cornwall. Regardless of whatever Charles says that we’re to call her, she’s Queen). If the Cabinet was willing could Edward ‘cuff it’? Well, an Act of Parliament would be neater, but it risks open Parliamentary warfare.

So we have the first game POD vs OTL. like some others (and having played HOI4 only a little, never as Britain) I’ll be curious to see where else David will take this and how much prerogative he tries to exercise.

More coming up, TBH we have two game months of chaos to survive, and a lot of updates to portray them...

I wonder what this option actually does in-game, since I never tried it or watched anyone do it themselves.

Well if you insist on royal marriage, the dominions leave and the goverment collapses. If you compromise, you take a stability hit and non-aligned support increases (aka monarchism in the uk) but everything stays mostly the same. The king and his goverment just kinda awkwardly stare at each other till the next election...

Not sure what happens to focus tree if you do...if the option to make him absolute monarch is still there.

I'll answer these together - the initial events let you run on (royal or morganatic marriages) until the 'Government resigns' event kicks in (we're a long way from that), and each event (you may recall they are things such as 'Parliament opposes marriage' or 'King makes broacast') brings with it a PP or stability hit / benefit.


It recently struck me that, though this AAR might not go that direction, that the decision tree for the abdication and afterwards offers some interesting pondering on the character of Lloyd George and Churchill. Would they, push come to shove, support the monarch over the country? Would they choose saving the empire over Liberal democracy? Would the player, come to that, given that it is by far the easiest way to pursue reunification in hoi4. The other method, which admittedly can be done afterwards, is imperial federation and takes a lot longer and is more complex with no garunteeing of sucess.

Even if your headcanon is that the kings party assumed tempoary control with Edward at the helm, militarily brought the dominions and ireland back into the fold before declaring imperial federation and restoring Liberal democracy and Parliament...would it be worth it? What would the OTL figures think and do given the option? What would you do, knowing that if you did it, it would work (in that the empire unfies and you can then easily federilse through focuses)?

I will explore this, as the dilemma now facing us (particularly with the next update) is at what point will somebody, anybody, say that 'enough is enough'.
 
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I had no idea about the assassination attempt/ one man security test. Very odd bussines indeed. It almost looked like we were diving down a conspiracy rabbit hole for a moment!

I really like the mix of different types of updates (the mix keeps things very interesting) and am rather awed that you write them all so well. Cloak and dagger spying, action, court formalities, political scheming, even the battleship tech update, all so different in content and still maintaining the same high quality. I can't wait for the next!
 
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The revolver into the parade might as well have been a cat thrown among pigeons
 
I wouldn't liken the Guards to pigeons; they're elite soldiers for a reason, and, as Sergison-Brooke showed, perfectly capable of retaining their composure when faced with sudden danger.
 
He’s got a gun!” The voice was desperate, a high pitch cry for help. Edward turned in his saddle, left and right, and saw, ahead and to the right, two police officers wrestling with a man.

Draco Rex this is not then...

No, Baldwin, no. Get Dickie up here, he’s mincing around somewhere on parade,” the King said caustically. “We do this, now. I want the divorce expedited, I want your formal position on my intent, I want this done, now!” Finally succumbing, the King strode from the room.

...fuckity shit.

The problem is that my ‘stuff’ folder is depressingly dull.

The banal of mediocre filing reports mixed in with mediocre pornograohy.

On the London point, I meant the power of an Establishment able, if it only knew it, to corral the resources of the Empire and harness the trading cartel that is the Commonwealth.

They certainly should have done better. A lot is made of the US and Germany 'catching up' to the UK's industry base pre-ww1 but neither of them also controlled eight other industrialised economies and had a stranglehold on a bunch of global trade and resources.

will explore this, as the dilemma now facing us (particularly with the next update) is at what point will somebody, anybody, say that 'enough is enough'.

Well it is going to have to happen soon, either in the next cabinet meeting where baldwin had to decide the govs offical postion, or in parliament when he tells them it.

I wouldn't liken the Guards to pigeons; they're elite soldiers for a reason, and, as Sergison-Brooke showed, perfectly capable of retaining their composure when faced with sudden danger.

It must be pointed out that despite the pageantry and open air, slow nature of a royal parade, no one has ever managed to kill or injure anyone in the lineup. British security services seem to have a better record than, for example, the presidential secret service.
 
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The Dukes of York and Kent, looking like extras from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, ran into the room.
There was a further knock at the door and Stanley Baldwin, resplendent in morning dress, closely followed by a man in the dress uniform of a Chief Inspector of the Metropolitan Police, walked into the now crowded room. The King chuckled hoarsely, the comedy of the situation not lost upon him.

Yes this is all wonderfully music hall, isn't it? Almost threatening to turn into a Poirot.

A wonderful flash of action to liven up proceedings, anyway. Edward has been canny using it as an excuse to accelerate matters, I feel. Just when the government seemed to be getting their act together, everything has been thrown off course again. No doubt this is all blue murder for Baldwin's health.

A beautifully written summary of the last couple of Royal-focussed chapters! The contrast with your exceptional AAR is more hilarious by the update…

You are far too kind. I dread to think what hell would be unleashed here were Mosley thrown into the mix...
 
You are far too kind. I dread to think what hell would be unleashed here were Mosley thrown into the mix...

Well he has to be dealt with one way or the other, hoi4 requires it.

Speaking of farce...
 
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Mildly disappointed the inept assassin didn't succeed, it would have solved a lot of problems. And created a lot more, particularly after his links to the Italian secret services were found out. Alas not to be.

I can see why Eddie wants to bring matters to a head, the more people are exposed to Wallace the less they are going to like her and it's not like she is going to (or even can) change at this point. I still think this has to end badly for the King, a couple of politcians from the wilderness opportunistically advising him do not outweigh the entire Establishment being against the marriage, the only question is how badly it ends for everyone else.

They certainly should have done better. A lot is made of the US and Germany 'catching up' to the UK's industry base pre-ww1 but neither of them also controlled eight other industrialised economies and had a stranglehold on a bunch of global trade and resources.
The "Dutch Disease" is a strange and much misunderstood thing and the UK is very much prone to it, specifically you cannot have a world leading Financial Centre and a world class manufacturing base. The US post-WW2 was a brief exception as everyone else's industry had been destroyed by the war or otherwise crippled, but it was not sustainable.

Not to say things could not have been done better, or that picking the City of London over manufacturing was unquestionably the correct choice (though I think it probably was), but there is a choice to be made.
 
Not to say things could not have been done better, or that picking the City of London over manufacturing was unquestionably the correct choice (though I think it probably was), but there is a choice to be made.

When your country has spent the last 100 years selling industrial tech and equipment to the dominions at great profit, at some point they are going to eclipse you in manufacturing. Especially if you're India and the cotton fields are right next to the Mills.

My point was that the UK can transition fully into being the evil money man of global capitialism and especially the empire/commonwealth with the influence and powers it had available.
 
When your country has spent the last 100 years selling industrial tech and equipment to the dominions at great profit, at some point they are going to eclipse you in manufacturing. Especially if you're India and the cotton fields are right next to the Mills.
And yet that failed to happen. When someone did come along and do low cost cotton spinning to undercut Lancashire it was inter-war Japan, not India. There are deep reasons, which persist to this day, why India did not and still struggles to become a manufacturing power. Australia and South Africa are so rich in minerals they will get Dutch Disease (even if SA somehow avoids the horrors of apartheid), New Zealand is too small and isolated to do so which leaves Canada. Canada might want to go factory heavy, but it is so tied up with the US markets it is hard to predict, what happens to tariffs and the border is decisive. Either way if the UK wants to remain the manufacturing power of the Empire it can do, absolute worst case by focusing on making the machines that make the machines, and even that is quite pessimistic.

But I don't think the UK will want to stay the manufacturing power when it has to make the choice. To over-simplify do you re-invest your profits in domestic manufacturing to keep the edge or do you invest overseas in Consolidated Imperial South American Railroad Holdings. The latter has a better return, will make you a global financial centre and helps to justify having the largest navy in the world, so it is the choice the UK almost always made. Once you do that other sectors suffer and you have contracted Dutch Disease. In theory the benefits of being the world financial capital outweigh the costs, so you are happy to take the deal and government taxes off the excess profits to compensate the rest of the country. See the large fiscal transfers from London/South East to every other part of the UK.

My point was that the UK can transition fully into being the evil money man of global capitialism and especially the empire/commonwealth with the influence and powers it had available.
That was what happened though. The late 19th century was full of peeps complaining about Britain not doing well in the 2nd Industrial revolution (chemical industry basically), while entirely missing the massive build up of financial and economic power occurring in London. That said power was not always used well, or was wasted on foolish endevaours (like stopping Germany from running Europe) is a different matter.
 
And yet that failed to happen. When someone did come along and do low cost cotton spinning to undercut Lancashire it was inter-war Japan, not India.

Cotton spining seems to have remained viable in Lancashire for a long time. There were mills set up in the 1760s on water power that were still going strong in the 1930s, an unspeakably long time in industrial concerns. Seems that it started to be shut down after ww2 and mostly gone by the early sixties. Much faster decline than other industries or much the same?

What happened to all the stuff that was sold then? One of the things historians of cotton production have to bear in mind was that suppliers of the various machines, engines and so on had separate sheets for domestic manufacturers and overseas production. Even factories had their own offselling business moving old stuff and sometimes even brand new stuff straight from suppliers straight to forgiven markets.

I'm not sure about machine parts and actual works for running a mill (spinning Jenny/mule, auto-carders, etc) but a lot of engines both for factory and mine use were sent to India especially. What happened to them all?

Australia and South Africa are so rich in minerals they will get Dutch Disease (even if SA somehow avoids the horrors of apartheid), New Zealand is too small and isolated

Arguably the are all isolated, not just externally but internally. Australia has huge desert and distance separating their states, New Zealand is almost as rocky as Japan in places and South Africa both has a desert and apartheid tendencies to deal with.

In theory the benefits of being the world financial capital outweigh the costs, so you are happy to take the deal and government taxes off the excess profits to compensate the rest of the country. See the large fiscal transfers from London/South East to every other part of the UK.

Sure but you have to keep the population employed, and financially speaking, that sector sucks everything into a single point (London) and you'd have to constantly push to get something out to everywhere else. As we spoke of in your aar, we also know there is a gigantic issue with working class unemployment on the horizon when the mining and cotton industries inevitably collapse. Investing in other industries so there are other factories to go to could be argued to try and resolve the issue, and it would help to have a good chemical (eventually also nuclear) and heavy industry base for maintaining a large fleet domestically. Making machines that's make the machines for the rest of the empire doesn't sound too bad either. Aside from anything else it would grant a lot of insight into exactly how well everyone else's industry was doing.