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A Short Lived Dream

Edinburgh will soon be English hands. With the english onslaugh due anyday now. defences are quickly being erected. Men man their guns. Chief of staff Fraser sits quickly in his office...his opposite number Rinston Slyhill is once again dreaming about a united britain. King Timmins left scotland weeks ago, his new home shall be the shetlands. Boys are given guns, old men have once again dawned their uniform.

English Scouts report that the scottish are a lost cause "give them a week and they shall fall by themselves" is the report.
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Rinston Slyhill grunts at the reports "we will do this ourselves" weather had hampered the attack for the english. On The first sign of good weather, the attack will commence.

On the 23rd of december...the attacks begins...High Command was taken by surprise. Thier Intel had cleary stated that the attack wouldn't begin till 1939


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Machine guns were roaring away, thousands of English, Canadian, Aussies and even the french were attacking. American Planes were overhead bombing. Edinburgh was crushed. but the fighting continued. General Scotland order was last counter-attack which would prove fatal. Thousands dropped in the street hand-to-hand fighting ensued. the english were stunned "cannon fodder" was the phrase....

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....Edinburgh had fallen.


With the main objetive captured The commonwealth and americans could now concentrate on their next objective...
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...Glasgow
 
Hah! Not even the full might of Britain and America can stand against Glasgow's secret weapon, a devastating creature known only as...The Burberry Terror!

Rifles against knives and broken bottles? They won't stand a chance against the Neds. Especially since intercepted communications will be unintelligible. :D

EDIT: 'Tis a pity, but I can't see my house in that picture. :( :)
 
Hah! Not even the full might of Britain and America can stand against Glasgow's secret weapon, a devastating creature known only as...The Burberry Terror!

Rifles against knives and broken bottles? They won't stand a chance against the Neds. Especially since intercepted communications will be unintelligible.

EDIT: 'Tis a pity, but I can't see my house in that picture.

lol, yeah the neds will get them, a fag in one hand and a bottle of buckie in the another they'll defeat the english invaders!!! :D
 
andytimtim2004 said:
lol, yeah the neds will get them, a fag in one hand and a bottle of buckie in the another they'll defeat the english invaders!!! :D
That may take oor lives, but they'll never take...OOR BUCKY!! :D

What's more, those tracksuits are so thick they probably function as bulletproof vests. ;)
 
andytimtim2004 said:
i dont think that'll help! :( there using scousers as front line troops!!! :p
...Yep, you're screwed. ;)
 
King Gil-Galad said:
this is kinda retarded..
playing as scotland ? what the heck for ?

Why not? It's fun *coughlosingcough* winning as a understrengthed nation....yeah.....
 
Just wondering how it ended up..... :rolleyes:

Also, I have no idea what the heck all of the references are in the British Isles jargon, but I still laugh anyway!!!