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Dec 15, 2002
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1/1 1936 - First some chea... Commands... Add some IC:s here, and some there... So... Good... Switzeland are WoOists... Or anarchists... No difference... However... Around ten thousand IC:s. And much manpower... Well, the Austrians are gonna get kicked all the way to... to... Whatever... Yes, some new soldiers... Attack... WHAT??? Defeat??? That's not fair... But... Now I lose money... If I can win this time, I let you win the others... Please??? Good... Muha... Tricked you... Now i will attack... Hung... Hung... Hungary... I'm da winna!!! I'm da winna!!! Oh, come on, shut up... I am the winner. Thats how it goes... Yugoslavia??? What's that??? A country??? Never heard of it... As long I get closer the Ocean... It is next to the ocean??? To bad... I wanted Albania... Well, as long as I won... I take Albania anyway... Now I have to build some ships... Spain??? They got colonies??? They do, right??? Good... Then i'll fight them... Portugal got more colonies??? I'll take them to... OK, done... Now what??? I'm not going to fight France... They got the same language as Switzeland... Or WoOland, as it's nowadays known as... I know!!! Romania AND Greece... But come on... I can't lose now... I LOST HUNGARY??? But what is this??? I can't lose... I know... Tanks... They are good... But expensive... Not good... But I got ten thousnad IC:s... Anyway... I'm going to win anyway, cause I annexed them... They are all mine... Bulgaria must be feeling lonely... I won over Turkey... And they lost... Muha... Bulgaria are all mine now... Balkan??? What's that??? Well, I don't care, as long as I can annex them... Poland??? Well, Anything goes... Scandinavia??? No, I like them... THEY DID WHAT? Declared war??? Annex them... And Denmark to... Belgium and Netherlands... I like them... Let's take them... Luxembourg to... Czechoslovakia... Okey...

The end...

A Merlin_111 creation...
 
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This AAR needs to win an award or somesuch.
 
Thanks. :)

//Merlin_111.
 
At least I think it's pretty odd.

//Merlin_111.
 
Does someone want me to post another AAR?

//Merlin_111.
 
one question
were high on weed or xtasy when you wrote it?
 
Both of them. :D :rolleyes:
 
It's modern AART!

:D