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Jacob Orsini
(Italian: Iaocopo)
b. 1039, d. 1069

Count of Orvieto (1039); Count of Capua (1068)

Married (1066) Ida de Forez, sister of Artaud of Forez
Children Richard (1067), Lucian (1068), Constance (1069)



Jacob Orsini was born in Orvieto in 1039 to a family claiming to be descended from the Julio-Claudian Roman Emperors. He ruled the cliff-top city of Orvieto on behalf of Pope Alexander II quietly and peacefully until 1066, when Matilda, the Duchess of Tuscany, had him excommunicated. The just and priestly Jacob was shocked by the political manipulation of his liege. He sought allies to resolve his predicimate, and found them in Forez and Urbino; he married Artaud of Forez's eldest daughter Ida in 1066 and formed a friendship with Simone Count of Urbino the same year. Neither venture proved fruitful as Forez rebelled against the Holy Roman Emperor and was divested of all of its land and the elderly Simone died in 1067. In 1068, Jacob turned his attentions to the city of Capua and invaded it with over a thousand Croation mercenaries. The city fell quickly due to a reckless charge by Jacob himself two days after the seige began, but this conquest provoked the Norman Duke of Apulia, Robert de Hauteville. By 1069, the Normans had driven the Orsinis out of Capua and occupied Rome. The pope agreed to recognize Robert's dubious claims to Capua and Jacob died shortly thereafter from wounds received in the battle. He was succeeded as count by his infant son Richard.​
 
Ah, I am very much looking forward to this. It is geographically so close to my own Hauteville AAR that it should be interesting to see how central Italy (and the Normans) fare with you. And then, Iacopo Orsini will also play a role with me.
 
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Mmmmh, I sense seriousnessssss. It disturbssss me, it doessss.
 
1069 - 1092.

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Richard Orsini
(Provençal: Ricard, Italian: Riccardo)
b. 1067, d. 1122

Count of Orvieto (1069-1121), then Duke of Spoleto (1121)
Count of Capua (1069-1112), then Duke of Benevento (1112)
Count of Urbino (1092-1109), then Duke of Ancona (1109)
Consul of Rome (1119); Duke of Tuscany (1121)


Married (1084) Ana d'Angoulême, daughter of William of Angoulême
Children Francis (1085), Clara (1086)

Married (1090) Eleanor de Toulouse, daughter of William of Toulouse
Children Terry (1092), Gerard (1093), Guy (1094), Otho (1095), Esclaramonde (1097)

Married (1104) Mabila de Lusignan, daughter of Ferrard de Lusignan
Children Bertha (1105), Loup (1105), Martha (1107)


Richard was raised by his Occitan mother Ida and learned the langue d'oc as his first language, only learning Italian later in his childhood. His early years were difficult due to rumors among the Italian peasantry that their count was a coward, possibly stemming from his public grief after the death of his brother Lucian in 1074. Also that year, Pope Alexander II and Bishop Hildebrand feuded, and Ida guided the Orsinis into an alliance with the pope. Costance, then five years old, was sent to Rome as a fosterling to seal the alliance. The alliance helped end Hildebrand's career. Pope Alexander, now in a position of strength, launched the First Crusade to reclaim Jerusalem, and Denmark and Sweden went to war with Egypt, where Alexandria was conquered by 1079. The Duchy of Tuscany continued to be an enemy of the Orsinis; their alliance with the pope did not prevent Matilda from making sure the son of Jacob was excommunicated too.

***​

In 1076, Robert de Hauteville died and Roger Borsa inherited the duchy of Apulia and Calibria. Eager to press his claim to the duchy of Sicily, Roger invaded the island but was repulsed by 1079. The earlier distraction in Capua had sapped Apulian strength and the Muslims managed to seize most of southern Italy. Sensing an opportunity for her young son, Ida went to war to recover Capua from the Normans. Martin, Orvieto's marshal, fought a series of encounters with small bands of Normans before fleeing into exile after being defeated by a force of five hundred knights commanded by Roger Borsa, but in 1081 a large Papal army arrived and forced Roger to surrender. Apulia would not recover and would be reduced by Muslim conquests to the city of Lecce by 1086.

***​

Orvieto held Capua for only two years before eight hundred Berber warriors crossed the border on behalf of the Zirid king. The Italian general charged with the defense of the city, with barely four hundred soldiers at his command, repulsed the Muslim attack, but the Muslims retook the initiative by summer when four thousand soldiers arrived from Tunis. Ida agreed to surrender Capua. On Christmas Day, Pope Alexander died; Isleifur of Vestisled, a wise and zealous Norse priest, was elected Pope Gregory VII. The Muslims marched unrelenting on the city of Rome. While Richard turned sixteen and celebrated his marriage to Ana d'Angoulême, Rome fell to the Muslims. Orvieto's weak showing in the war alienated the Orsinis from Pope Gregory, who tried to oust them as counts of Orvieto, but Richard refused to give up his title. This chaos encouraged the Tuscan Duchess Matilda to invade southern Italy, ostensibly to fight the Muslims but in actuality to make Tuscany master of the peninsula. With nine thousand soldiers entering Rome and another three thousand marching on Capua, Matilda overwhelmed Apulia within months, leaving the county of Orvieto encircled by enemies. Despite a bloody Muslim counterattack that slowly rolled back Tuscany's conquests, Ida was spooked by her vulnerability. She fled to Urbino, abruptly ending the regency.

***​

Richard had a reputation for naivety early in his reign, but he worked studiously to expand his power through subtle political pressure. In 1089, he married his sister Constance to the brother of the Governor of Pisa, a strong Republic at war with Tuscany. He declined to join the crusades, noting that Spain had fallen to the Muslims and Poland to the Pagans, while the Muslim army in Italy had reached the Po and the crusaders in the Holy Land proved unable to seize Jerusalem. In 1090, his first wife died, and he chose as a new bride the daughter of William, the powerful duke of Toulouse. This marriage was purely a political weapon to wield against the Tuscans; Richard was wildly unfaithful to his wife, fathering bastards Stephen and Arnold while Eleanor was pregnant. Despite all this political maneuvering, Richard was never in a position to strike against Matilda, and the duchess's alliance was able to shrug off a war with Byzantium, push the Muslims out of Italy, and sail for Tunis. The exhausted Muslims surrendered all of their Italian provinces to Tuscany to prevent a Christian invasion of North Africa. Although the equally-exhausted Tuscans were in no position to attack Orvieto, Richard was keenly aware of his weak position in Italy.​
 
1092 - 1099

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Richard Orsini
(Provençal: Ricard, Italian: Riccardo)
b. 1067, d. 1122

Count of Orvieto (1069-1121), then Duke of Spoleto (1121)
Count of Capua (1069-1112), then Duke of Benevento (1112)
Count of Urbino (1092-1109), then Duke of Ancona (1109)
Consul of Rome (1119); Duke of Tuscany (1121)


Married (1084) Ana d'Angoulême, daughter of William of Angoulême
Children Francis (1085), Clara (1086)

Married (1090) Eleanor de Toulouse, daughter of William of Toulouse
Children Terry (1092), Gerard (1093), Guy (1094), Otho (1095), Esclaramonde (1097)

Married (1104) Mabila de Lusignan, daughter of Ferrard de Lusignan
Children Bertha (1105), Loup (1105), Martha (1107)


Richard was determined to reverse Orvieto's fortunes and put himself in a position to challenge Matilda of Tuscany. In 1092, he found an excuse to invade Urbino and took advantage of it; his mother Ida lived in the care of Emich von Lenzburg, the German count who ruled the city, and she continued to involve herself in Orvieto's affairs. Claiming that Ida was being mistreated by Emich, he attacked the city with four hundred men. Both Pope Gregory and Matilda sent troops to help with the conquest, indicating the interest each had in Orvieto, and the city fell to Richard later that summer. Ida was sent to Toulouse as a "guest" of Richard's father-in-law. Richard traveled to Toulouse with his wife Eleanor to oversee the prisoner transfer, and on this journey he fell in love with his wife. He pledged to put his unfaithfulness behind him, and the couple had two more children, Gerard and Guy, in 1093 and 1094.

***​

In 1095, an assassin rumored to be working for Tuscany attacked Richard in Orvieto. The count escaped without harm, but decided at this time to join the pope on an expedition to the Levant. Despite some successes in seizing the coast of the Holy Land, the crusading spirited had faded away, and Richard only saw limited action in and around the city of Tripoli. He returned to Orvieto, claiming a need to see his son Francis who had near the end of 1095 inherited the county of Angoulême, but the true reason was more likely the sudden defeat of Tuscany by the Holy Roman Emperor. In early 1098, Richard marched with several hundred soldiers into Rome. Militarily, the move was successful, with Richard praised for his heroism and bravery, but politically it was something of a disaster. Pope Gregory and Matilda arranged between themselves to transfer Rome back to the Papal States, leaving Richard with nothing; even worse, King Vratislav of Bohemia, a close friend of Matilda, used the attack on Rome as justification to send three thousand soldiers against Orvieto. When Eleanor died the same year, Richard had no time to grieve; he met the Bohemian army at Urbino with six hundred soldiers. The annihilation of Richard's men by arrows as their charge failed to reach the Bohemian line was commemorated in the French poem The Song of Richard; it left Urbino in Vratislav's hands and Richard without an army. By Christmas, the Bohemians were marching freely around Orvieto. Richard's marshal fled the country, and in 1099 the city of Orvieto fell. Vratislav claimed the counties of Urbino and Orvieto for himself, and Richard fled into exile to his father-in-laws lands in Toulouse.​
 
Unfortunate for Richard, damn Bohemians. The Orsinis are not easy to play, when I played them I kept getting excommunicated.
 
A teeny AAR.

I just wanted something to do until I thought of what my next AAR'll be. I've got an idea bouncing around. It should come up soon - maybe within a few weeks.

Bureaucrat, it never occurred to me to update an AAR that way before! I like history (history degree & all), but I hate reading, so I figured this'd be a good way to make an AAR I'd personally enjoy. I'm trying to keep the updates in bite-sized nuggets.

Fiftypence, I think the AI is programmed to always excommunicate the Orsinis, at least for awhile. Every time I've played as them, it's happened. Richard has a few setbacks, but he's not done yet.

ComradeOm, I love brevity. :) Thank you!

GrimPagan, sorry!

The_Guiscard, glad to see you here. As you can see, the AI has not been kind to your beloved Normans.

AlexanderPrimus, try as I might, the pope won't take my back as a vassal. It would be appropriate if I could somehow rig it so one of my relatives becomes pope though.

demokratickid, not tide me over FROM, but tide me over UNTIL . . . until I write my next AAR.
 
Just you wait a few updates, and you're going to see my "beloved Normans" being none too kind to your Orsinis!

But in earnest, I like the history-book feeling of your short and concise updates. And it's nice to see Orvieto to for once amount to something.
 
In all seriousness though, the short, punchy format works for me. I'm spoiled when it comes to these things-- I like obscure history, but the only history books I can get through are unorthodox pieces like Mark Kurlansky's books or Jack Weatherford's awesome book on the Mongols. To hold my attention I need a historian who's also a naturally gifted writer and/or willing to not use page-long paragraphs. Fortunately this piece seems to have both.
 
Enewald said:
Okey, you lost. Nice. :cool:
If you look at the list of titles old Richard held latter in his life (unless they are all titular :rofl: ) he isn't quite finished yet.
Anyway as a lover of history-book AARs I must congratulate you on this one phargle! A really nice and believable narrative that conveys a lot of information about the reign. You truly multi-talented. :)

~Lord Valentine~
 
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1100 - 1114

III

ricard.jpg


Richard Orsini
(Provençal: Ricard, Italian: Riccardo)
b. 1067, d. 1122

Count of Orvieto (1069-1121), then Duke of Spoleto (1121)
Count of Capua (1069-1112), then Duke of Benevento (1112)
Count of Urbino (1092-1109), then Duke of Ancona (1109)
Consul of Rome (1119); Duke of Tuscany (1121)


Married (1084) Ana d'Angoulême, daughter of William of Angoulême
Children Francis (1085), Clara (1086)

Married (1090) Eleanor de Toulouse, daughter of William of Toulouse
Children Terry (1092), Gerard (1093), Guy (1094), Otho (1095), Esclaramonde (1097)

Married (1104) Mabila de Lusignan, daughter of Ferrard de Lusignan
Children Bertha (1105), Loup (1105), Martha (1107)


Richard wasted little time in his father-in-law's court, becoming first spymaster and then marshal. At Richard's urging, Duke William invaded Italy in 1100 with five thousand men, with another seven thousand marching north to prevent Bohemia from intervening. King Vratislav had passed away after his Italian adventure, and his son King Judokus lacked his father's political and military talent. Urbino and Orvieto were easily seized in 1101, and the gracious William returned both cities to his son-in-law. Thus restored, Richard set about strengthening his position; he befriended the dying Pope Gregory, urged the resettling of desolate Urbino, and married his son Francis to Sibilla of Provence. In 1104, Richard himself was married for a third time to Mabila de Lusignan, with whom he fathered two children despite Mabila having a public affair with an Italian soldier who was subsequently exiled. Richard also saw to his bastard children, marrying Stephen and Arnold to Occitan princesses in Perigord and Armagnac. After the birth of his third child with Mabila, Richard declared himself a celibate.

***​

Lacking any particular religious zeal, Richard declined to join the Second Crusade declared in 1103 by the new pope Victor III, and continued to be excommunicated. This did not prevent Richard from having the political strength come 1107 to attack Ancona, ruled by the aging Werner von Lenzburg, as revenge for Werner allowing Bohemian ships to use his port nine years prior. With nine hundred men, Richard roamed around the Marche trying to provoke a fight, and was eventually confronted in winter by a force of twelve hundred soldiers commanded by von Lenzburg. Richard was defeated after a close-fought battle, and was reduced to leading raids into the Marche until 1108 when Duke William of Toulouse arrived with two thousand Frankish warriors. Werner von Lenzburg was killed and the Frankish army continued on to Ravenna. The victorious Richard was proclaimed ruler of both cities and Duke of Ancona in 1109, by which point his children and grandchildren were heirs to the counties of Lusignan, Perigord, and Armagnac. His position in Italy seemed further secured with the emergence of his nephew Lazzaro de Velate as a popular candidate for consul of the Republic of Pisa.

***​

Richard's father-in-law died in 1110 and was succeeded by his son Terry, with whom Richard had a close friendship. Nevertheless, Richard remained loyal when Terry went to war with his liege Humbert Capet. He proved himself a heroic warrior at the French defeat in Montpellier, led the second siege at Montpellier, and even fought his friend Terry at Narbonne and the second siege of Toulouse. Richard's behavior in the war helped raise his stature among the Italian lords, and the count of Capua and Bishop of Benevento pledged their fealty to him; King Humbert recognized Richard as Duke of Benevento in 1112. Richard fought Moors in Spain with his king for another year before the election of a new pope forced him to return to Orvieto in 1113. Pope Victor III had passed away and Cardinal Boleslaw Premyslid, cousin and ally of the hated Bohemian king, was elected Pope Urban II. In Richard's absence, the Orsinis had fallen into infighting and decadence: Stephen had committed suicide; Terry had murdered his younger brother Gerard, husband of the von Franken princess; grandson Florence had foolishly joined Toulouse's rebellion and lost his inheritence in Armagnac; crime and lawlessness dominated Urbino and Ravenna; Otho and Esclaramonde were sleeping with one another. The disgusted pope punished the Orsinis by excommunicating Richard's son Francis. This very political excommunication was the last act of a dying Matilda, who passed away in 1114 having seen three generations of Orsinis condemned to Hell. Resolving to have some measure of revenge, Richard ordered his son-in-law Michaelangelo, marshal of Ancona, to prepare the armies for war.​
 
What a comeback, but hell these Orsinis are just as debauched as the Knýtlings. :rofl:
Anyway it's time to teach the pope a lesson. Very foolish excommunicating a magnate on your doorstep...

~Lord Valentine~
 
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The_Guiscard, the Orsinis are easy pickings since the pope and Matilda despise them. If you don't just roll them, I'm going to point at you and laugh. Maybe even in that order!

Bureaucrat, I like short and punchy. And if I seem to be naturally gifted and unwilling to use page-long paragraphs, then I've got at least one reader fooled. ;-)

Enewald, yeah. I do a bit of losing in this one. I think there's one more disastrous war later on that Richard's heir engages in - not as disastrous as the Bohemian war, but still pretty bad.

Lord Valentine, I'm multi-something, all right. Thanks for the congratulations. :) And the Orsinis of this generation are problem children, but I think it's just this one generation. As for the pope, that war is yet to come.

This has been fun so far. Thanks for tagging along on my silly little AAR. :)
 
I have to say, I'm really enjoying this. The format is simple and elegent, the entries are rich with detail yet easy to read. You do History Book as well as you do Comedy (and that's saying alot)