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Exterous paced, wondering what to do. He stopped and stabbed a picture of the rising sun with the knife in his hand. It was part of his therapy. It really wasnt helping though. He still lashed out at any world with 'japa' starting it and almost destroyed the TV when Mr. Sulu appeared. He stabbed the picture again.

Jopi walked in: "Sir, the invasion of the Americas has begun"

Exterous turned away from the picture. "Excellent Jopi. For your great work, you may go get a cookie."

"But I didn't do anyt- a cookie?"

"Yes."

Jopi ran out.

Over Exterous' shoulder he glanced at the picture. Suddenly he turned and raan towards it, knife raised "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

******

Maracaibo:

Morpheus and Lurken beached their soaked, tired bodies on the beach. Both lay on their backs and breathed heavily.

Lurken "Thats.....a.....long......friggen.....swim"

Morpheus nodded.

A transport pulled up next to them and disgorged a load of Italian troops.

Both just looked at it for a time. Morpheus was the one to recover first. "THERE WAS A FRIGGEN BOAT??!!"

Lurken looked at his jacket "The piece of rice fell off! I feel all better!"

And then Morpheus looked at the sand on the beach and noticed that he flet nothing. He picked up the sand and it ran through his hands....and he felt nothing.

He jumped up and screamed "I feel nothing!"

A bullet wizzed through the air and lifted him off his feet. He landed hard, definatley feeling that.

He stood up and shouted "That was uncalled for!"
 
Have you considered editing the tech out from your save game?
 
Owies... why'd you have to go and shoot me? :p At least I'm apparently bullet-proof. :)
 
I ran up to Morpheus506 and yelled:
"Morph, how are you? Speak to me! MEDIC! FM DOWN! WE NEED MEDIC NOW!!!"
 
While Morpheus was dealing with the heavy fighting in South America, India was dealing with its own fighting.

In Rajkot Easily Confused was sitting on the damp bridge of his flagship.

The Captain came up to him "Sir, another seaman is down with an allergic reaction to mold."

Easily shook his head "Why are all these men getting sick??"

"Perhaps because this is NOT A SUBMARINE!"

Easily sat up suddenly "Thats it!" He ordered full speed ahead

The Captain was so relived that he didn't notice the course they were on.

***Rajkot***

British soldier one "Dear me, it that what i think it is?" *sip*

BS2: "I do belive it is" *sip*

BS1: "Perhaps we should move."

BS2: "But it is tea time"

BS1: "Jolly good call, we shall move after tea."

And with that the two soldiers drank tea as a about 2 miles inland as they were run over by a battleship.
 
:rofl:
a battleship tank... imagine that.
 
the horror.....the horror......
 
The lovely CaptainCernik walked up to FM Monty of the Great British Empire
*laughing*
Stop laughing. I mean that.
*more laughing*
No seriously, the Great British Empire
*laughing*
Yes, the British
*whisper whisper*
Yes, I know London is ours
*whisper whisper*
What? Well FINE: Of the once great now small annoyance British Empire

Happy?
*nod*
Good.

Anyway:

"How ya doin there Monty?" cooed Cernick

Monty looked at the pretty blonde before him "Uh....good"

"I imagine that its been awhile since you've been fighting for so long"

The always dim Monty took a second to catch onto the hint

"Yes....well, maybe it has been awhile."

"Hmmmmm" Cernick was cooing throtaly this time "I'll bet it has you handsome devil you."

Monty was starting to sweat alittle

"Ohhh, you look thense. Here let me relax you>" cernick turned around and stripped, her long flowing hair draped over her chest. She turned back around and Monty looked her over. As his eyes slowly dropped lower he screamed

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And ran off

Zuckergußgebäck "landed" his broom to comment "Must not like sausage." He turned to Cernick. "How the devil did you get rid of all your manly body hair like that?"

CaptianCernick turned to him "What manly body hair?"

Zuckergußgebäck shuddered and "flew" off


Disclaimer: The obove update was rated SNBRBA, Should Not Be Read By Anybody with a sub rating of EC or especially children. The reference to sausages was to polish sausages as they give people indigestion and was only included as a public service anouncement, with no attempt to undermin the Polsih Sausage business.

Discalimer to Disclaimer: Perhaps it should have been posted first
 
Exterous said:
The lovely CaptainCernik walked up to FM Monty of the Great British Empire
*laughing*
Stop laughing. I mean that.
*more laughing*
No seriously, the Great British Empire
*laughing*
Yes, the British
*whisper whisper*
Yes, I know London is ours
*whisper whisper*
What? Well FINE: Of the once great now small annoyance British Empire

Happy?
*nod*
Good.
Click to expand...

Loved this bit :rofl:
 
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