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"Here, fishy-fishy-fish!"
-Control more than 50% of the world's Fish supply;

"I don't like sand!"
-As any nation with a starting capital in the Sahara, move your capital to a non-desert, non-sand-producing location;

"The Third Rum"
-As a Caribean pirate nation, own at least 100 ships and 100 (liquor-producing buildings);


"Cotton your blessings, son."
-As a Christian nation, have Cotton represent at least 40% of your total RGO;

"!Natas pihsrow"
-As a Christian nation, reject Witch Trial acts, the Pope's authority (if applicable) and any other kind of religious act without ever switching your starting religion;

"Come here, sugar!"
- Have 100 Sugar Plantations;

"The King of Comedy"
-While still holding less than 300 locations, control East Hehe, West Hehe, Haha and Lolland;

"Everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked"
-As a country starting in Asia, invade another country in Asia while having at least 10 more unlocked technologies;

"Hannibal Knew What He Was Doing!"
-As Tunis, be at war with The Papal States for at least 10 years without occupying Rome;

"To be perfectly Frank..."
-As France, conquer the Holy Roman Empire and reestablish Charlemagne's domains, by any means;

"The Island of Brazil"
-As either Brazil or any country colonising Brazil, control all provinces bordering the Plata and Amazon rivers from the east side. (note: This was a real colonial objective of the Portuguese Empire);

"Just another year gone by"
-As Byzantium, reach 1454 with at least the same number of starting locations;

"The Right Turn at Albuquerque"
-As Portugal, dominate all markets with locations in the Indian Ocean;

"Going Merry"
-As Portugal, circumnavigate the world before anyone else with a fleet of a single Caravel;

"Os nosos irmáns perdidos"
-As Galicia, conquer the Portugal Area and any location with major Portuguese culture;

"Seashells by the Seashore"
-As Galicia, control or vassalize every Oceanic climate coast in Western Europe;

"It comes from the legions, not the animal!"
-As Léon, build up an army of at least 100,000 soldiers;

"It comes from the animal, not the legions!"
-As Léon, own all Wild Game provinces in Iberia and control at least one market in Southern Africa;

"The highest Castell of all!"
-As Catalonia, form an absolute monarchy and vassalize at least 4 neighboring kingdoms;

"A 'Bull Run' for the ages!"
-As Navarre, defeat an army with a force of at least 50,000 cavalry units;

"Sorry, your Princess is in another Castille"
-As Castille, reject a royal marriage proposal from an Italian monarchy;

"The Visigothic Dream"
-As any Iberian nation other than Galicia or Portugal, establish Iberia;

"Irreductible Gauls"
-As Britanny, controll all your starting locations and remain free of overlordship without interruption for at least 100 years;

"A Guinness World Record"
-As any Irish nation, control more liquor production than anyone else;

"Kiss the Rock!"
-As any Irish nation that owns and controls Cork, enter a royal marriage with a Polynesian Nation;

A Proud Welsh Heritage
-As any Welsh nation, rename a location to "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch";

King Arthur's Holy War
-As any Welsh nation with a female ruler named Artoria commanding an army, conquer all of Wales and England; (yes, it's the Fate Stay Night joke, don't @ me)

"Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
-As a Scottish nation, devastate 10 Scottish locations;

“What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Baichle; Gether-Upping Bleat-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril; Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner; Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soye-Faced, Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hoyttin-Blaught, Vile-Stookie, Calshie-Breek-Tatty?”

-As a Scottish nation, defeat an army from any Japanese nation
Holy hell, these are all gold!
 
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Gotta do the honorary suggestions for my own country:

Which Way to Mordor?
Fully colonize New Zealand before 1500.

Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi or Kiwi?
As New Zealand be the leading producer of Fruit and Wild Game.
 
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Project Ceasar
As Italy, control all of France

Maybe it could be expanded with further requirements, like have at least x% control in every location of the French region or something.
(Yes, I had to suggest this)
As italy, control France, rule from Barcelona, and have Sweden as your overlord.
 
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The Winter King: Starting as Upper/Bavaria, Brandenburg or the Palatinate, ensure the Wittelsbachs rule over Bohemia.

House of Orange: As a Dutch nation, be a monarchy and own Tangiers, Satsuma and any province in China.

Operation Market Garden: As England own Eindhoven and establish a market capital there.
 
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Marco Polo - Starting in Italy have a cavalry unit in Mongolia <s>accept or conquer Mongolian culture and a tengri province </s>

The Shaman-nama - Restore the Ilkhanate as a tengri theocracy.

/ Or/

Under Eternal Dingri - Own mesopotamia as a tengri nation

Defender of the Faith - As a pagan nation participate in the defence against a crusade or holy war.

Pagan Fury - Conquer the Teutonic Order as a Pagan Nation in Europe.

The ILL Khan of Europe - Conquer Constantinople as the Ilkhanate.

Sunset carousel - Own a province in Europe, starting in the americas while an asian nation owns a province in the Americas
 
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"Then the Winged Hussars Arrived"
-As Poland, defeat an enemy army at Wien using at least 20,000 cavalry units(or if winged hussars unique units exist, those ones) while being outnumbered at least 2:1.

"Venomous Venetian Venison"
-As Venice, be the world leader in production of Wild Game and occupy at least 3 great power capitals(if those don't exist, occupy at least 3 capitals of nations with over 3 million pop)
 
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Don't Touch My Boats-
As The USA, ensure there are no pirate nations and have the largest navy in the world.

Guess Who's Back-
Own Jerusalem as a Jewish religion and culture nation.
 
"Here, fishy-fishy-fish!"
-Control more than 50% of the world's Fish supply;

"I don't like sand!"
-As any nation with a starting capital in the Sahara, move your capital to a non-desert, non-sand-producing location;

"The Third Rum"
-As a Caribean pirate nation, own at least 100 ships and 100 (liquor-producing buildings);


"Cotton your blessings, son."
-As a Christian nation, have Cotton represent at least 40% of your total RGO;

"!Natas pihsrow"
-As a Christian nation, reject Witch Trial acts, the Pope's authority (if applicable) and any other kind of religious act without ever switching your starting religion;

"Come here, sugar!"
- Have 100 Sugar Plantations;

"The King of Comedy"
-While still holding less than 300 locations, control East Hehe, West Hehe, Haha and Lolland;

"Everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked"
-As a country starting in Asia, invade another country in Asia while having at least 10 more unlocked technologies;

"What a Chad!"
-As any nation with a capital bordering Lake Chad, own 10000 locations;

"Truth is, game was rigged from the start..."
-As any nation with its capital in North America and Western technology, settle a 'Situation' disputing the area of 'Nevada' in your favor;

"An Empire of De-Niles"
-As any nation with its capital in the Nile river, dominate all markets with locations on the Nile, Amazon, Yangtze, Tigris, Indus, Mississipi and Congo Rivers;

"Timor the Lame"
-As a nation with its capital in the Timor area, conquer India, Iran and Samarkand;

"The Wet PowderKeg of Europe"
-As any nation with a homeland capital in the Balkans, own 70% of all Balkan locations and mantain a stability higher than 70% for at least 20 years;

"Shiite, son!"
-As any Shiite nation, convert 80% of the Middle East population to your state religion;

"This Gondolin Better Not Fall!"
-While surrounded by rivals, have a capital mantaining 100 prosperity for at least 100 years, in a Plateau location neighboring at least 3 mountain locations;


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Country Specific Ones
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"Hannibal Knew What He Was Doing!"
-As Tunis, win a war with The Papal States that last for at least 10 years without ever occupying Rome;

"To Be Perfectly Frank"
-As France, conquer the Holy Roman Empire and reestablish Charlemagne's domains, by any means;

"The Island of Brazil"
-As either Brazil or any country colonising Brazil, control all provinces bordering the Plata and Amazon rivers from the east side. (note: This was a real colonial objective of the Portuguese Empire);

"Just another year gone by"
-As Byzantium, reach 1454 with at least the same number of starting locations;

"It's Hegelian Dialetics, not personal animosity..."
-As a Turkish nation, conquer Constantinople, become an Empire, add Greek as an Accepted Culture, increase religious tolerance to its maximum level and mantain a stability of at least 60% for at least 50 years;

"The Right Turn at Albuquerque"
-As Portugal, dominate all markets with locations in the Indian Ocean for at least 50 years;

"Going Merry"
-As Portugal, circumnavigate the world before anyone else with a fleet of a single Caravel;

"The Globalists are at it again!"
-As Portugal, with the Historical Institution Setting turned off, unlock Global Trade in Lisbon, have a strong 'Capital Economy' societal value and own one location in every continent by 1560;

"Os nosos irmáns perdidos"
-As Galicia, conquer the Portugal Area and any location with major Portuguese culture;

"Seashells by the Seashore"
-As Galicia, control or vassalize every Oceanic climate coast in Western Europe;

"It comes from the legions, not the animal!"
-As Léon, build up an army of at least 100,000 soldiers;

"It comes from the animal, not the legions!"
-As Léon, own all Wild Game provinces in Iberia and control at least one market in Southern Africa;

"The highest Castell of all!"
-As Catalonia, form an absolute monarchy and vassalize at least 4 neighboring kingdoms;

"A 'Bull Run' for the ages!"
-As Navarre, defeat an army with a force of at least 50,000 cavalry units;

"Sorry, your Princess is in another castle"
-As Castille, reject a royal marriage proposal from an Italian monarchy you are allied to;

"The Strongest Country"
-As either Castille or Spain, be allied to a german kingdom and maintain a stability lower than 40% for at least 100 years without ever ceding any locations;

"Between a Rock and a Hard Place"
-As Granada, retake Gibraltar from Morocco, be rivals with Castille and mantain a stability of 60% for 20 years by 1370;

"A Kingdom of Pomegranates"
-As Granada, recover all Andalucia locations and become the dominant Fruit supplier of Iberia without ever moving your capital from Granada;

"The True Underdog Win"
-As Andorra, conquer all of Iberia;

"The Visigothic Dream"
-As any Iberian monarchy other than Galicia, Granada, Andorra or Portugal, enact the "Form Iberia" decision;

"Irreductible Gauls"
-As Britanny, control all your starting locations and remain free of overlordship without interruption for at least 100 years;

"A Guinness World Record"
-As any Irish nation, control more liquor production than anyone else;

"Kiss the Rock!"
-As any Irish nation that owns and controls Cork, enter a royal marriage with a Polynesian Nation;

"A Proud Welsh Heritage"
-As any Welsh nation, rename a location to "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch";

"King Arthur's Holy War"
-As any Welsh nation with a female ruler named Artoria commanding an army, conquer all of Wales and England; (yes, it's the Fate Stay Night joke, don't @ me)

"Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
-As a Scottish nation, devastate 20 Scottish locations;

“What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Baichle; Gether-Upping Bleat-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril; Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner; Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soye-Faced, Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hoyttin-Blaught, Vile-Stookie, Calshie-Breek-Tatty?”

-As a Scottish nation, defeat an army from any Japanese nation

"Polish my shoes, you peasant!"
-As a Polish nation, become an Absolute Monarchy, have maximum crown authority, ensure no Peasant Republics exist in Central Europe and dominate all markets with locations in the Baltic Sea;

"Pole-Jumping Gold Medalists"
-As a Polish nation, conquer at least 1000 overseas locations, Scandinavia, plus all islands in the Baltic Sea, without owning any locations in any areas neighboring Poland by land;

The Nation of St. George
-As Georgia, conquer England, own Lisboa, colonise the Georgia area in North America and patronise St. George for at least 100 years straight;

"Settlers of Qatan"
-As Qatan, or any nation formable from Qatan, maximise your colonisation capacity and own at least 100 fully developed colony locations.

"A True Yas Man"
-As Yas, hold non-vassal alliances with all your land neighbours for at least 50 years without ever refusing any diplomatic requests;

"I'm the captain now."
-As any Somalian nation, have an Admiraltry government form and become the dominant naval power in the Indian Ocean;

"The City of Stone"
-As Zimbabwe, control all Stone-producing locations in Southern Africa;

"We are Siamese, if you please"
-As Siam, have two twin heirs and dominate all markets in Indochina while not conquering any location that isn't at least 75% 'Thai' majority at game start;

"The Wandering Manslayer's Dream"
-As a unified Japan with a capital in Kyoto, hold no locations outside the Japan area, mantain a stability higher than 80% and be at peace for at least 100 consecutive years (reference to Rurouni Kenshin);

"Black Ships from of the East"
-As any Japanese Nation, discover a location belonging to Portugal in Africa or Europe in a exploration expedition before 1550;

"The Ultimate Squid Game"
-As Korea, produce at least 1000 ducats a month while having an production ratio of at least 50% Fish;

"Ring-a-Ming-Ming, baby!"
-As any Han nation, be the first to fully colonise California and Nevada;

"Han Shot First!"
-As any Han nation, embrace 'Pike & Shot' and defeat a European army with the same institution of at least 20,000 units in combat;

"Good Morning, USA!"
-As Dai Viet, occupy and devastate at least 100 locations of an enemy country with its capital located in North America;

"This sounds like a 'Hue' problem..."
-As Dai Viet, reject at least 5 allies' calls for war;

"We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid!"
-As any Laotian nation, have a population of at least 4.7M and colonise the entire Texas area (King of the Hill reference);

"You Were Merely Dancing in Buddha's Palm..."
-As any Buddhist Tibetan nation, defeat a Han empire nations's army of at least 30,000 units in combat in a Flatlands or Plataeu elevation location;

"Patrolling the Mojave is quite pleasant, actually"
-As an independent California, be a Republic, conquer Oregon, Baja California, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico, and mantain a stability of at least 75% for at least 10 years;

"The Two-Headed Bear Flag"
-As California, be independent and colonise at least 100 locations in Far East Siberia;

"It's just a big Pyramid Scheme!"
-As Egypt, become a plutocracy, have a strong "Capital Economy" societal value and vassalize at least 2 nations through peaceful means;

"No Big Mystery About It..."
-As Egypt, have the Pyramids building fully upgraded while owning all locations in Egypt, the Syrian Levant and Nubia that produce Stone, Gems or Gold;

"Iskandar's Homes Away from Home"
-As Egypt, own all locations historically named 'Alexandria' and mantain a capital in Alexandria for at least 50 years;

"Came back to finish the job Mansa started!"
-As Mali, dominate all markets with locations in the Red Sea;

"Where the hell did everyone go?!"
-As Baranzi, expand to meet borders with an organized state by 1550;

"Bye, Azid!"
-As the Timurids, capture a Turkish Nation's ruler-commander in the Anatolia region by 1405;

"No Yoke on my eggs!"
-As Kyiv, become an independent state, conquer all historical Kievan Rus lands and ensure no Horde Government remains in Europe;

"Lions don't live in the North. Only Bears..."
-As any Russian State other than Muscowy or Russia, conquer Sweden.

"You stay on your side, and we'll stay on ours!"
-As either Sweden or Norway, maintain a border roughly matching the Scandinavian range with eachother while being rivals for at least 100 years;

"Johan's Burg"
-As Sweden, colonise and control both Ntsoana Tatsi and all surrounding areas for at least 10 years;

Added a bunch more dumb ones focused on the Far East
 
"Wo de Ostseewellen"
- As any German nation, own every location on the Baltic Sea coast.

"Good Charlotte"
- As an English nation, have your leader married to a member of the von Mecklenburg family, trade in spices, and build a botanical garden in London. (If there is no building like that make it something similar)

"Take A Chance (On Me)”
- As Sweden own the following locations: Edmonton, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, Concord, Anaheim, San Diego, Tempe, Las Vegas, Omaha, Saint Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, New York City, Boston, Montreal, Toronto, Gothenburg, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Paris, Rotterdam, Dortmund, Munich, Zürich, Vienna, Böblingen, Bremen, Frankfurt, Brussels, London, Stafford, Glasgow, Dublin, Tokyo, Kōriyama, Fukuoka, Osaka, Nagoya. (Some of the locations might not exist. In that case another location could be used or the locations could just be removed)

"The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems"
- As any nation, achieve the highest alcohol consumption rate in the world, exceeding a set amount (X), where X represents a notably high level.

other idea:
- As any nation, attain the highest alcohol consumption rate in the world while simultaneously managing a rebellion and maintaining the highest income of any nation.

"We are never, ever, ever getting back together”
- as a nation whose locations are divided into at least two non-connected parts at the start of the game, remain divided until the end of the game.

I took the template from @Thrudgelmir2333 - all credit goes to him.
 
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Noticed the thread after posting this in TM24.

Achivement, The Three Mountains. Start as Hokuzan, Chuzan or Nanzan and unify Ruykuy.

For those of us who can't get the similarly named achievement in EU4.
 
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Kalamari: As Denmark, Norway, or Sweden, unify Scandinavia and then build a fishery in Sardinia.

Sgotland: As Gotland, conquer the highlands.

It's All Euskara to Me: Make the majority culture in France Basque.
 
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Roof of the World: As a Tibetan culture, establish Tubo and become the first superpower
Columbus was right: as Japan colonized Cuba before any European country discovered the New World
West India?: As any Indian country that occupied Mexico before the arrival of European colonizers
How To Train Your Dragon:Conquer the entire China with Sweden(too many Chinese missions have been added in EU4, and almost the whole world is taming dragons)
 
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Hempire
Produce 100 fiber crops goods every month (or some other large number)
 
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