"Here, fishy-fishy-fish!"
-Control more than 50% of the world's Fish supply;
"I don't like sand!"
-As any nation with a starting capital in the Sahara, move your capital to a non-desert, non-sand-producing location;
"The Third Rum"
-As a Caribean pirate nation, own at least 100 ships and 100 (liquor-producing buildings);
"Cotton your blessings, son."
-As a Christian nation, have Cotton represent at least 40% of your total RGO;
"!Natas pihsrow"
-As a Christian nation, reject Witch Trial acts, the Pope's authority (if applicable) and any other kind of religious act without ever switching your starting religion;
"Come here, sugar!"
- Have 100 Sugar Plantations;
"The King of Comedy"
-While still holding less than 300 locations, control East Hehe, West Hehe, Haha and Lolland;
"Everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked"
-As a country starting in Asia, invade another country in Asia while having at least 10 more unlocked technologies;
"What a Chad!"
-As any nation with a capital bordering Lake Chad, own 10000 locations;
"Truth is, game was rigged from the start..."
-As any nation with its capital in North America and Western technology, settle a 'Situation' disputing the area of 'Nevada' in your favor;
"An Empire of De-Niles"
-As any nation with its capital in the Nile river, dominate all markets with locations on the Nile, Amazon, Yangtze, Tigris, Indus, Mississipi and Congo Rivers;
"Timor the Lame"
-As a nation with its capital in the Timor area, conquer India, Iran and Samarkand;
"The Wet PowderKeg of Europe"
-As any nation with a homeland capital in the Balkans, own 70% of all Balkan locations and mantain a stability higher than 70% for at least 20 years;
"Shiite, son!"
-As any Shiite nation, convert 80% of the Middle East population to your state religion;
"This Gondolin Better Not Fall!"
-While surrounded by rivals, have a capital mantaining 100 prosperity for at least 100 years, in a Plateau location neighboring at least 3 mountain locations;
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Country Specific Ones
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"Hannibal Knew What He Was Doing!"
-As
Tunis, win a war with The Papal States that last for at least 10 years without ever occupying Rome;
"To Be Perfectly Frank"
-As
France, conquer the Holy Roman Empire and reestablish Charlemagne's domains, by any means;
"The Island of Brazil"
-As either
Brazil or any country colonising Brazil, control all provinces bordering the Plata and Amazon rivers from the east side. (note: This was a real colonial objective of the Portuguese Empire);
"Just another year gone by"
-As
Byzantium, reach 1454 with at least the same number of starting locations;
"It's Hegelian Dialetics, not personal animosity..."
-As a
Turkish nation, conquer Constantinople, become an Empire, add Greek as an Accepted Culture, increase religious tolerance to its maximum level and mantain a stability of at least 60% for at least 50 years;
"The Right Turn at Albuquerque"
-As
Portugal, dominate all markets with locations in the Indian Ocean for at least 50 years;
"Going Merry"
-As
Portugal, circumnavigate the world before anyone else with a fleet of a single Caravel;
"The Globalists are at it again!"
-As
Portugal, with the Historical Institution Setting turned
off, unlock Global Trade in Lisbon, have a strong 'Capital Economy' societal value and own one location in every continent by 1560;
"Os nosos irmáns perdidos"
-As
Galicia, conquer the Portugal Area and any location with major Portuguese culture;
"Seashells by the Seashore"
-As
Galicia, control or vassalize every Oceanic climate coast in Western Europe;
"It comes from the legions, not the animal!"
-As
Léon, build up an army of at least 100,000 soldiers;
"It comes from the animal, not the legions!"
-As
Léon, own all Wild Game provinces in Iberia and control at least one market in Southern Africa;
"The highest Castell of all!"
-As
Catalonia, form an absolute monarchy and vassalize at least 4 neighboring kingdoms;
"A 'Bull Run' for the ages!"
-As
Navarre, defeat an army with a force of at least 50,000 cavalry units;
"Sorry, your Princess is in another castle"
-As
Castille, reject a royal marriage proposal from an Italian monarchy you are allied to;
"The Strongest Country"
-As either
Castille or
Spain, be allied to a german kingdom and maintain a stability lower than 40% for at least 100 years without ever ceding any locations;
"Between a Rock and a Hard Place"
-As
Granada, retake Gibraltar from
Morocco, be rivals with
Castille and mantain a stability of 60% for 20 years by 1370;
"A Kingdom of Pomegranates"
-As
Granada, recover all Andalucia locations and become the dominant Fruit supplier of Iberia without ever moving your capital from Granada;
"The True Underdog Win"
-As
Andorra, conquer all of Iberia;
"The Visigothic Dream"
-As any Iberian monarchy other than
Galicia,
Granada,
Andorra or
Portugal, enact the "Form
Iberia" decision
;
"Irreductible Gauls"
-As Britanny, control all your starting locations and remain free of overlordship without interruption for at least 100 years;
"A Guinness World Record"
-As any
Irish nation, control more liquor production than anyone else;
"Kiss the Rock!"
-As any
Irish nation that owns and controls Cork, enter a royal marriage with a Polynesian Nation;
"A Proud Welsh Heritage"
-As any
Welsh nation, rename a location to "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch";
"King Arthur's Holy War"
-As any
Welsh nation with a female ruler named Artoria commanding an army, conquer all of Wales and England; (yes, it's the Fate Stay Night joke, don't @ me)
"Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
-As a
Scottish nation, devastate 20 Scottish locations;
“What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Baichle; Gether-Upping Bleat-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril; Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner; Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soye-Faced, Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hoyttin-Blaught, Vile-Stookie, Calshie-Breek-Tatty?”
-As a
Scottish nation, defeat an army from any
Japanese nation
"Polish my shoes, you peasant!"
-As a
Polish nation, become an Absolute Monarchy, have maximum crown authority, ensure no Peasant Republics exist in Central Europe and dominate all markets with locations in the Baltic Sea;
"Pole-Jumping Gold Medalists"
-As a
Polish nation, conquer at least 1000 overseas locations, Scandinavia, plus all islands in the Baltic Sea, without owning any locations in any areas neighboring Poland by land;
The Nation of St. George
-As
Georgia, conquer England, own Lisboa, colonise the Georgia area in North America and patronise St. George for at least 100 years straight;
"Settlers of Qatan"
-As
Qatan, or any nation formable from Qatan, maximise your colonisation capacity and own at least 100 fully developed colony locations.
"A True Yas Man"
-As
Yas, hold non-vassal alliances with all your land neighbours for at least 50 years without ever refusing any diplomatic requests;
"I'm the captain now."
-As any
Somalian nation, have an Admiraltry government form and become the dominant naval power in the Indian Ocean;
"The City of Stone"
-As
Zimbabwe, control all Stone-producing locations in Southern Africa;
"We are Siamese, if you please"
-As
Siam, have two twin heirs and dominate all markets in Indochina while not conquering any location that isn't at least 75% 'Thai' majority at game start;
"The Wandering Manslayer's Dream"
-As a unified
Japan with a capital in Kyoto, hold no locations outside the Japan area, mantain a stability higher than 80% and be at peace for at least 100 consecutive years (reference to Rurouni Kenshin);
"Black Ships from of the East"
-As any
Japanese Nation, discover a location belonging to
Portugal in Africa or Europe in a exploration expedition before 1550;
"The Ultimate Squid Game"
-As
Korea, produce at least 1000 ducats a month while having an production ratio of at least 50% Fish;
"Ring-a-Ming-Ming, baby!"
-As any
Han nation, be the first to fully colonise California and Nevada;
"Han Shot First!"
-As any
Han nation, embrace '
Pike & Shot' and defeat a European army with the same institution of at least 20,000 units in combat;
"Good Morning, USA!"
-As
Dai Viet, occupy and devastate at least 100 locations of an enemy country with its capital located in North America;
"This sounds like a 'Hue' problem..."
-As
Dai Viet, reject at least 5 allies' calls for war;
"We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid!"
-As any
Laotian nation, have a population of at least 4.7M and colonise the entire Texas area (King of the Hill reference);
"You Were Merely Dancing in Buddha's Palm..."
-As any Buddhist
Tibetan nation, defeat a Han empire nations's army of at least 30,000 units in combat in a Flatlands or Plataeu elevation location;
"Patrolling the Mojave is quite pleasant, actually"
-As an independent
California, be a Republic, conquer Oregon, Baja California, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico, and mantain a stability of at least 75% for at least 10 years;
"The Two-Headed Bear Flag"
-As
California, be independent and colonise at least 100 locations in Far East Siberia;
"It's just a big Pyramid Scheme!"
-As
Egypt, become a plutocracy, have a strong "Capital Economy" societal value and vassalize at least 2 nations through peaceful means;
"No Big Mystery About It..."
-As
Egypt, have the Pyramids building fully upgraded while owning all locations in Egypt, the Syrian Levant and Nubia that produce Stone, Gems or Gold;
"Iskandar's Homes Away from Home"
-As
Egypt, own all locations historically named 'Alexandria' and mantain a capital in Alexandria for at least 50 years;
"Came back to finish the job Mansa started!"
-As
Mali, dominate all markets with locations in the Red Sea;
"Where the hell did everyone go?!"
-As
Baranzi, expand to meet borders with an organized state by 1550;
"
Bye, Azid!"
-As the
Timurids, capture a
Turkish Nation's ruler-commander in the Anatolia region by 1405;
"No Yoke on my eggs!"
-As
Kyiv, become an independent state, conquer all historical Kievan Rus lands and ensure no Horde Government remains in Europe;
"Lions don't live in the North. Only Bears..."
-As any
Russian State other than Muscowy or Russia, conquer
Sweden.
"You stay on your side, and we'll stay on ours!"
-As either
Sweden or
Norway, maintain a border roughly matching the Scandinavian range with eachother while being rivals for at least 100 years;
"Johan's Burg"
-As
Sweden, colonise and control both Ntsoana Tatsi and all surrounding areas for at least 10 years;