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His majesty would advise the Russians not to take a bite bigger than they can chew. If you're hungry for war, there are plenty of other places to find it. Furthermore, it was the Archduke who started this war, not the other way around, and at this point the money you've offered wouldn't come close to compensating the material cost that has gone into this war, much less the loss of life. The only acceptable peace at this point is for Austria to cede Venice or an equally important tract of land, so that should the Austrians try to assail Spain again, we will at least be in a better position to defend ourselves.
 
The Declaration of Canterbury​

The nation of Sweden, embodied in the form of Gustav IV Adolf, King of Sweden, King of Norway, King of Denmark, King of Greater Wales, Duke of Finland, Duke of Livonia, & Lord of the Great North American Tundra & Upper Mississippi Valley, demands that all hostilities by the Godless French & their Corsican pretender be hastily ended with our Protestant brethren on our southern border with a return to status quo or that they prepare to face the furies of battle with the Northern Lion & all who will answer his call to arms.
 
To the Crowns of Europe,


Hmm... I have little to say to you except that.. good luck on your wars ;) :p


George III
King of what is left of the United Kingdom
Lord of New England
Lord of the little spots here and there in the rest of the World
 
delosandes said:
To the leaders of our beloved Europe

Don’t let this Russian hore to blind yourselves, daughter of the German nation bah! Haven’t seen the German sky in a while bah bah! They are just a band of barbaric Asians who want to rip our civilized Europe and convert it into a no mans land…
The German nation has been invaded by these Cossacks and they are watching the German sky over Danzig every day…
How many of your brothers are working in the Siberian mines? Don’t forget the Russian brutality towards our European neighbours in Poland…
The red big blob that covers the eastern and central part of Europe is unacceptable, let’s take our arms and fight back these barbarians, Asians, nomads from the steppes…

Don’t be afraid of me (Napoleon), I’m not your enemy, I’m a patriot and my only wish is to see a civilized Europe ruled by Europeans, lets join together in this crusade against the invaders!
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To His Majesty Louis XVI,

My brother King do not fear. You are the one true and only King of France. God himself has chosen you and only god can deny you. This parvenu upstart Buonaparte will soon meet his end. After all god must have intended this for if not this fool would have never made a decision as moronic and imbecillic as to invade the lands of the foremost potentate in Europe and Gods one and only voice upon Earth. Do not be fooled by the success he has thus far had. He was lucky in that he struck while the prussian army was having its yearly paid vacation to Disneyland. These men will be back any time now and I will be able to launch my counter-attack.

Do not fear my brother. Once my men are back I will crush the forces of this parvenu, eliminate him and his allies, crush all the other factions and ensure that the Buorbonists are brought back to power and make your position upon the throne secure once and for all. In addition to all of the above you will be pleased to hear that I will also be transfering some of your territories into direct prussian control so that they are better administered and protected from all the other vulturous potentates. In addition to this I will also swear you in as my vassal further engulfing you in my protective embrace. So as you can see your troubles will soon be over dear brother so do not fret and calm youself with the thought that soon you will be protected in the warm embrace of Prussian overlordship.


Friedrich Wilhelm
The sole voice of God upon Earth, Emperor of Prussia, King of Prussia, Statdholder of Netherlands, Duke of Saxony, Duke of Holstein-Gottorp, Duke of Mecklemburg, Margrave of Brandenburg, Elector of Hannover
 
It seems that the sides of the upcoming confrontation are already draw up, the United Kingdom only solemnly ask a Royal Marriage to the rest of the countries to see the battles, thank you :D
 
Remember that King Louis XVI is still on the throne (look at the stats if u want), so none of those messages are accurate to the circumstances.

To the king of Sweden, my war with Prussia is about to end, they have cowardly attacked the kingdom of France with the help of Spain and now they have to pay the consequences...

To the kingdom of Russia... save your words for the revolution as the fat and ugly ass of our king is sitting on the throne for the moment :p
 
delosandes said:
Remember that King Louis XVI is still on the throne (look at the stats if u want), so none of those messages are accurate to the circumstances.

To the king of Sweden, my war with Prussia is about to end, they have cowardly attacked the kingdom of France with the help of Spain and now they have to pay the consequences...

To the kingdom of Russia... save your words for the revolution as the fat and ugly ass of our king is sitting on the throne for the moment :p
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Isn't it sad the revolution never happens :mad:
 
delosandes said:
Remember that King Louis XVI is still on the throne (look at the stats if u want), so none of those messages are accurate to the circumstances.

To the king of Sweden, my war with Prussia is about to end, they have cowardly attacked the kingdom of France with the help of Spain and now they have to pay the consequences...

To the kingdom of Russia... save your words for the revolution as the fat and ugly ass of our king is sitting on the throne for the moment :p
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It is obvious from french actions that this 'General Buonaparte' is the one who calls the shots and dear Louis' time on the throne will soon be up, unless i do something about it.

France was attacked for cowardly bowing out of the war and leaving the Sultan all alone against his enemies.
 
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