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Impressing to see a naval invasion on British soil succeed! Although the ordinary soldiers on both side are those who pay the price of this imperialist madness.

As a detail, naturally not particularly important, but related to the point above on French words, I want to point out Roi et pays isn't employed as such in French, it would be a bit as if a party in English was named "Country of king", because in French you would either call it something like Le roi et le pays (the king and the country) or maybe le pays avec le roi (the country with the king) or le pays du roi (the country of the king). This is because "king" and "country" are nouns, while "right" or "nationalist" are adjectives, so you don't say "king and country" without "the". To take a modern-day example, it is La République en marche as opposed to République marche (although you could do something like that if you want to do it as an injunction). But it is not relevant for the story, just a small bit of information.
 
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I think the worst crime would be French words with Welsh spelling. One shudders at the mere though...

Quite a few Welsh words derive from Latin so its not actually as horrendous a fantasy as you might think.

Mind you, how on earth the French would handle all the dd’s and ll’s I have no clue. :p
 
Well things are looking a bit grim.

Mind you, how on earth the French would handle all the dd’s and ll’s I have no clue. :p
Easy - they would try and legislate them away by pretending the language doesn't exist (as they do Breton)
 
Easy - they would try and legislate them away by pretending the language doesn't exist (as they do Breton)

Ah yes, good ol’ Républicain centralisation… :/
 
France is certainly a large country determined to treat itself like a small village.

It matters little, so long as they don't beat the British. They can think whatever they like, so long as they firmly remain number 2 in the world.
 
Impressing to see a naval invasion on British soil succeed! Although the ordinary soldiers on both side are those who pay the price of this imperialist madness.

Well things are looking a bit grim.

Yeah, century-altering conflicts will have that effect. Will it be worth all the suffering?

As a detail, naturally not particularly important, but related to the point above on French words, I want to point out Roi et pays isn't employed as such in French, it would be a bit as if a party in English was named "Country of king", because in French you would either call it something like Le roi et le pays (the king and the country) or maybe le pays avec le roi (the country with the king) or le pays du roi (the country of the king). This is because "king" and "country" are nouns, while "right" or "nationalist" are adjectives, so you don't say "king and country" without "the". To take a modern-day example, it is La République en marche as opposed to République marche (although you could do something like that if you want to do it as an injunction). But it is not relevant for the story, just a small bit of information.

Oh damn, I knew I would screw something up at some point! Thanks for letting me know! I had my anglophone hat on while writing that, I'll think of how to make it sound better.

Easy - they would try and legislate them away by pretending the language doesn't exist (as they do Breton)

Yeah, the Occitans and Alsatians would agree

It matters little, so long as they don't beat the British. They can think whatever they like, so long as they firmly remain number 2 in the world.

Or they could both annihilate in a spectacular display of fire and destruction.
 
Or they could both annihilate in a spectacular display of fire and destruction.

Given the two countries via for the top two countries with the longest enemy list, I think most readers are presumably going to enjoy that. Anyone here like the British or the French?
 
Hello, quick update here.
Unfortunately, this week my computer decided to die and now I’m anxiously waiting to see if the continuation of this story (and a nearly finished mod) have survived the carnage.
Hopefully next week I’ll be able to show you how the war will proceed!
 
Of all the tactics the counter-revolution could've thrown at Rouge, computer failure was not one I envisaged... That really is unfortunate news. Here's hoping you can get your issues resolved!
 
Fingers crossed that the computer problems will get resolved!
 
Well, since we are following Queen's rules, a broken computer ending the game means the British win by default.
 
Hope it gets resolved
 
I have just been informed that whatever dark sacrifices I made have succeeded! Most of my stuff was saved so you can look forward to the regularly scheduled war carrying on.
 
Great to hear that it worked out for you!
 
Excellent news
 
Chapter XVIII from "The Death of the Belle Époque"
The Spring Offensive against the Midlands began with auspicious signs, Wales was left wide open by British forces, so it was possible to bring the area behind the front and concentrate on Northern advance. The push North was interrupted in late June along the Liverpool-Hull line where 400.000 British soldiers had been preparing extensive trench systems. Harsh battles followed all the way through November, claiming the lives of around 75.000 Frenchmen with few gains to speak of. In early December it seemed as if it might be possible to break through into a poorly defended Liverpool. These hopes were soon dashed when a fully stocked division of 25.000 Irishmen landed in Wales and attempted to crush the Western side of the front. The French army was forced into a fighting retreat that culminated in the Second Battle of London where 250.000 Britons managed to capture or kill an entire field army of 100.000 and re-occupy their capital in January 1908. This finally broke the French line and forced them to abandon most of their positions and attempt a solid defense of their headquarters in Brighton.

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French troops prepare their fortifications.

In March, terrible news came from the Russian front where the Japanese had managed to push past the Urals and had begun to lay siege to Kazan with an eye on Moscow. This forced Tsar Nicholas to begin a feverish correspondence with King Philippe in search of a solution to the conflict with the Tsar suggesting that the French Expeditionary Force be shipped to Russia to aid in the defense of Moscow.

This decision would have to wait as, in July, the term of the Montpensier government expired and an election campaign begun. The candidates for Prime Minster were Anatole de Montpensier running for re-election with Le Roi et le Pays, former Foreign Minister Gaston d'Albi as the new head of the Royaliste after Vannes' shift right, and Jean de Verdun who had succeeded as leader of the Royaliste Libéral party after the retirement of Lucien de Chartres.

The Marquis de Verdun was born in 1860 in a family of ancient privilege and grew up without pursuing any particular education but rather exploring the nooks and crannies of polite society. From around 1875 to 1883, he spent his time at the Royal court and did his best to attract the attention of King Henri and the Dauphin Philippe. These attempts did not end well, however, and, upon the succession, he was encouraged to return and manage his family's estates where he remained until 1907. In this year, with many nobles engaged in the War, he was chosen to serve as Governor of the Vendée where he managed supplies to the army until he took the reins of the Royaliste Libéral.

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The candidates, from left to right: Verdun, Albi and Montpensier.

More than ever, the main theme of the election was the ongoing war and how it should be approached. Verdun, coherent with his party, requested the withdrawal of the Expeditionary Force back to France and an end to the war by allowing Japan to take what they would from Siberia while maintaining the status quo with the British. Albi seemed to broadly agree with the idea of peace with the acceptance of Russian losses, but he differed from Verdun in advocating for the necessity of holding onto Brighton to allow for a stronger negotiating position in the case of a total Russian collapse. Montpensier remained firmly on the side of war and replied to all proposals with outrage that so many Frenchmen should have died for nothing. He planned to take back London and destroy it to take the British out of the War and then aid Russia in pushing back the Japanese. In the days before the election, the King remained silent and met only with his generals to assess France's capabilities and the fate of the War.

The results of the election confirmed Montpensier's mandate with 40.6% of the vote but they also displayed a desire for peace with 37.5% supporting Albi and 21.9% for Verdun. King Philippe assigned the Prime Ministry to Montpensier but insisted that Albi be made Foreign Minister to ensure that the will of the people be truly done.

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Electoral results for 1909.

In late August, it was decided that aiding Russia would not be practical before the British exit from the war and it was noted that a large army made up of soldiers from the Dominions had landed on British soil and was planning an attack to dislodge the French from the island. The Expeditionary Force prepared its defenses over the course of the next half year with summer preparations turning into those of winter until the enemy offence finally came. On the 24th of January 1909, a colossal force of 600.000 British and Dominion forces assaulted Brighton defended by a mere 250.000 Frenchmen. The battle lasted longer than anyone could have anticipated with defensive trenches shifting around the city like some monstrous snake recoiling when hit and striking when the smallest gap presented itself. In October, when both sides had been bled white and the fields had been sown with 250.000 British soldiers and 100.000 French, it was decided that the situation was untenable, and it was necessary to evacuate the survivors back to Normandy where the wounded could be taken care of and a new plan could be formulated. All throughout November, transports ferried men back to their Homeland while those who remained resisted valiantly but, in a night attack on the 26th, the British finally broke through and slaughtered the 50.000 men who had accepted to stay behind and protect the retreat of their brothers in arms.

The shaken and exhausted men who returned to Normandy were given ample time to rest and recover from the recent fighting before disastrous news plunged everyone into shock. On the 3rd of March 1910, the ambassadors of Germany and Italy handed a joint declaration of war to a stunned Albi. Fortresses on the Eastern border did their best to hold back the new enemies but one after the other they began to fall. Throughout the month, King Philippe requested a full report on the military capabilities of these new foes and received an estimate that Germany could deploy approximately 2.5 million soldiers while Italy could boast 1 million. Under these conditions, the King called a meeting with his cabinet and requested that Montpensier call for an armistice with all belligerents. The Prime Minister, however, refused to issue a surrender and chose to send the remaining French army to the new front with the intent of never surrendering as long as any Frenchman remained free. This proved to be too much for the King who directly contacted his royal counterparts across all fronts and managed to obtain a cessation to the conflict and the convening of a Peace Conference in Geneva to be held in April.

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The Conference in Geneva prepares to attack France.

The Treaty of Geneva was negotiated between Lord Herbert Asquith, Prime Minister of Great Britain, Duke Katsura Taro, Prime Minister of the Shogunate of Japan, Kaiser Wilhelm II of the German Empire and Luigi Luzzatti, Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Italy. King Philippe VIII of the Kingdom of France and Pyotr Stolypin, Prime Minister of the Russian Empire, were in attendance with the possibility to give their arguments but no final decisional power. Among the victors, Lord Asquith was the one most in favor of a harsh peace against France. He claimed that Great Britain had been the one most harmed in the War and that it deserved compensation for the lives lost and the devastation to its country. British demands included the dismantling of the French Colonial Empire with its African possessions being divided between Great Britain and Germany while its Eastern lands would be handed out to Japan. This aggressive attitude was not shared by the other three parties which claimed only the lands that contained their kinsmen and preferred to advocate for monetary reparations from France and Russia. In the spirit of national unification, Kaiser Wilhelm requested that France cease any opposition to German union with Austria. German envoys were already proceeding with a referendum and the results had come out overwhelmingly in favor of annexation. France accepted these terms and agreed to hand over Alsace-Lorraine to Germany, Nice and Savoy to Italy while Russia would lose Sakhalin to the Japanese. Furious negotiations continued for the rest of April on the fate of France's colonies, but a compromise was finally agreed upon: France would be able to keep her colonies upon the condition that she dismantle her standing army and maintain a quarter of its navy for the purpose of protecting shipping. Russia would be able to keep half of its remaining army and would not be allowed to have any new warships in the Pacific. Both of the defeated nations would have to distribute a quarter of their national income to the victors in a manner proportional to their war contribution. Early May was devoted to discussions upon the minor nations involved and it was decided that Hungary would need to cede its Croatian possessions to Yugoslavia and that Bukovina should be annexed into Romania while an independent Catalonia would be formed in the formerly French province of Roussillon under the protection of Great Britain.

On the 10th of May 1910, the Great War officially ended, after nearly seven years, with the signing of the Treaty of Geneva by the representatives of the six Great Powers.

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A new European order is forged.

As the King returned to Paris, he could realize that the French people were devastated by the war and the recent peace treaty. This anger has begun to be harnessed by an individual who goes by the name of Citizen Babeuf but the State Police suspects this to be a pseudonym of a certain Clément Maret. The 41-year-old came from a respectable Blois family and it appears that he obtained forbidden Communist books during his education which led him to be imprisoned in 1890 while protesting the regrettable Vannes initiative. He managed to escape his death sentence and flee first to Algérie and then London where he attracted considerable local and international attention for his seditious writings. With riots breaking out in cities all over France and Tricoleurs being seen once again in Paris, it seems as if Maret wishes to take on the Monarchy itself and we can only hope that he will fail in his attempt.
 
so... Italy did not reclaim the Islands... and left you a few square inches of soil sorrounded by Italy and Swiss?
 
On the 3rd of March 1910, the ambassadors of Germany and Italy handed a joint declaration of war to a stunned Albi.

FUCK YEAH! The League against France is back!

The Prime Minister, however, refused to issue a surrender and chose to send the remaining French army to the new front with the intent of never surrendering as long as any Frenchman remained free.

Wonder how that worked out for him?

The Treaty of Geneva was negotiated between Lord Herbert Asquith, Prime Minister of Great Britain, Duke Katsura Taro, Prime Minister of the Shogunate of Japan, Kaiser Wilhelm II of the German Empire and Luigi Luzzatti, Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Italy. King Philippe VIII of the Kingdom of France and Pyotr Stolypin, Prime Minister of the Russian Empire, were in attendance

The british were in an ill mood. They'd spent the last few weeks in Yorkshire, which is enough to try anyone's patience. What's more, the French had obliterated the south of England. Several centuries of dedicated empire building, slave trading and wicked deeds wiped away in a few months by the sodding French. Lord Britshman had returned to his mansion to find urine in his goldfish bowl, the Encyclopedia Britannica on fire, a portrait of the royal family defaced, his cricket equipment in the toilet and his prize Devonshire cows hanging from the rafters.

Also Benson had been shot. That was a pity.

Roiston, his new valet, had been instrumental in keeping his master entierly sane over the last few weeks with constant tea and crumpet. The fact that the whole world had dogpiled France after the British kicked them out of England didn't help their moods.

In the spirit of national unification, Kaiser Wilhelm requested that France cease any opposition to German union with Austria.

The world was certainly changing, Britshman thought. Germany was now back in the game as a proper power. And the destruction of England meant the whole country could be rebuilt with all the modern power, wealth and tech of the empire. Give us ten years, he thought, and we'll be back. And I'll use that French king's skull as a urinal.

so... Italy did not reclaim the Islands... and left you a few square inches of soil sorrounded by Italy and Swiss?

Mm, they sort of got better turf in france, but yeah, those naval bases might have been nice. However, what with germany powerful again and UK cruising for blood against France, I'm sure the chance to take them back will arise soon enough.