Looking at the mod as it is now, I don't think the British Isles have been done very well. Why is Wales part of Ireland? How did little Scotland manage to conquer most of England? How did the Bretons get involved in it all? How has history been altered to reach this state of affairs? With all due respect, it just looks like an exercise in making small countries big just for the weirdness of it.
So, here's an offering (which will probably be ignored, but what the hell
) on what actually might have happened to nerf England almost to non-existence...
Suppose royal marriages and CK-type stuff went differently, and the Bretons did indeed do much better out of it, maybe inheriting many of Henry II's possessions in France. Let's further suppose, going back further in history, that Cornwall had resisted Wessex more successfully and had remained semi-independent much has Wales did in the early mediaeval period. Then suppose England is more successfully in the late 14th century against France, not losing quite so much territory (which is why we have Guyenne).
And then it all starts to go wrong for England.
In 1381, the Great Peasant Revolt happened. This revolt was serious, and the peasants had a serious agenda: they didn't just burn things down, they demanded that all church property be shared out among the people and bishops abolished, on top of demands for social equality. Their most radical leader was Watt Tyler. In the end, Tyler was assassinated and the peasant army broke up - but what if they'd foiled the plot and actually seized power in South East England...?
The burghers of London wouldn't want angry peasants doing as they liked, so they put their heads together with the Hanseatic merchants of the city, and with soldiers from Flanders and Germany manage to drive the peasant army out of London - explaining why it's owned by the Hanseatic League.
In the rest of England, the great noble families fight it out for the crown and against the peasants' armies. All of which is the cue for the Welsh leader, Owain Glendwr, to make his move. Historically Glendwr plotted with the Duke of Northumberland, the Mortimer family, the Scots and the French to attack the English king on all fronts. The Mortimers would get the throne of England, Wales would take some territory on the borders, and Northumberland would rule over a breakaway kingdom in the North of England. If things had been more coordinated, it might actually have worked. In Aberration history, of course, it does work... let's let the Bretons get Cornwall, which feels some kinship with them and supports the invasion. Wales gets the Midlands province. Northumberland gets his independent kingdom of Northern England. The rest of England, of course, can't be taken by the Mortimers... the peasants win out and establish a Commonwealth of Free Englishmen. Before too long, Northumberland falls out with the Scots, is defeated and has to give up part of this territory.
So the map changes as follows:
Wales - not part of Ireland - gets Wales and Midlands (compensate Eire by giving them the Canaries...?)
Scotland has vanilla Scotland plus Northumberland only.
Norroy (a heraldic term for Northern England) is an independent state occupying Yorkshire and Lancashire. It starts the game as a vassal of Scotland. An event a bit later on might allow Scotland to annex it like Castile/Aragon and Poland/Lithuania.
London stays Hanseatic.
Brittany has Cornwall.
Guyenne is the territory in France that was English - no change.
The remaining English provinces are controlled by the peasants - the English Commonwealth. Because of its radical relgious policy, it would have Protestant religion like Bohemia in the vanilla game. It would, I imagine, turn into something like Switzerland, just sitting there saying "Don't touch us or else..!" with no king wanting to expand his power.
Anyone want to comment?
So, here's an offering (which will probably be ignored, but what the hell
Suppose royal marriages and CK-type stuff went differently, and the Bretons did indeed do much better out of it, maybe inheriting many of Henry II's possessions in France. Let's further suppose, going back further in history, that Cornwall had resisted Wessex more successfully and had remained semi-independent much has Wales did in the early mediaeval period. Then suppose England is more successfully in the late 14th century against France, not losing quite so much territory (which is why we have Guyenne).
And then it all starts to go wrong for England.
In 1381, the Great Peasant Revolt happened. This revolt was serious, and the peasants had a serious agenda: they didn't just burn things down, they demanded that all church property be shared out among the people and bishops abolished, on top of demands for social equality. Their most radical leader was Watt Tyler. In the end, Tyler was assassinated and the peasant army broke up - but what if they'd foiled the plot and actually seized power in South East England...?
The burghers of London wouldn't want angry peasants doing as they liked, so they put their heads together with the Hanseatic merchants of the city, and with soldiers from Flanders and Germany manage to drive the peasant army out of London - explaining why it's owned by the Hanseatic League.
In the rest of England, the great noble families fight it out for the crown and against the peasants' armies. All of which is the cue for the Welsh leader, Owain Glendwr, to make his move. Historically Glendwr plotted with the Duke of Northumberland, the Mortimer family, the Scots and the French to attack the English king on all fronts. The Mortimers would get the throne of England, Wales would take some territory on the borders, and Northumberland would rule over a breakaway kingdom in the North of England. If things had been more coordinated, it might actually have worked. In Aberration history, of course, it does work... let's let the Bretons get Cornwall, which feels some kinship with them and supports the invasion. Wales gets the Midlands province. Northumberland gets his independent kingdom of Northern England. The rest of England, of course, can't be taken by the Mortimers... the peasants win out and establish a Commonwealth of Free Englishmen. Before too long, Northumberland falls out with the Scots, is defeated and has to give up part of this territory.
So the map changes as follows:
Wales - not part of Ireland - gets Wales and Midlands (compensate Eire by giving them the Canaries...?)
Scotland has vanilla Scotland plus Northumberland only.
Norroy (a heraldic term for Northern England) is an independent state occupying Yorkshire and Lancashire. It starts the game as a vassal of Scotland. An event a bit later on might allow Scotland to annex it like Castile/Aragon and Poland/Lithuania.
London stays Hanseatic.
Brittany has Cornwall.
Guyenne is the territory in France that was English - no change.
The remaining English provinces are controlled by the peasants - the English Commonwealth. Because of its radical relgious policy, it would have Protestant religion like Bohemia in the vanilla game. It would, I imagine, turn into something like Switzerland, just sitting there saying "Don't touch us or else..!" with no king wanting to expand his power.
Anyone want to comment?
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