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The Wookiee

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The Wookiee
Sergey Koldbloodev - Head of state

Yeth
Dimitri Yethiliev - Comrade Comissar of the Armed Forces

Peksi
Boris Pekshovski - Comrade Comissar of the NKVD

Part 1
500 divisions!
"Ze germans…" said Koldbloodev. He was interrupted by the entry of his college Yethiliev, newly appointed Comrade Comissar of the Armed Forces.

"Ah, Yethiliev, you are late."
"I am sorry Comrade, will not happen again. Please proceed."

"As I was saying, the fascist pigs, ze germans, pose a great threat to socialism! We must therefore devote all our industrial resources on the armament and creation of a grand and vastly superior Red Army."

Koldbloodev sat down, and Yethiliev stood up fumbling with a bunch of papers.

"As my report clearly states, and like Comrade Koldbloodev said earlier, we must devote a large part of our industry to provide our Red Army with munitions and artillery. We also have to train additional rifle divisions and tank formations. We shall have 500 divisions."

The entire crowd started shouting and talking.

"500?! Speaking in rifle divisions, that's 72,500,000 men. It means we have to produce 72,500,000 rifles, and ammo for these. 72,500,000 uniforms, steel helmets, boots. And what about the supplies?! This is madness!"

Koldbloodev turned to Pekshovski who was sitting next to him.

Pekshovski approached the guards and whispered "Deal with the traitor!". The guards threw the traitor out of the room and shot him after closing the doors. Koldbloodev lit his pipe and started smoking.

"Iosef Stalin himself was treated this way. Many have been treated this way. Many whom oppose a greater Soviet Union. That will be all, you are dismissed."

The group of men from the various industries and heads of regions in the Soviet Union rose from their seats and left the room.
 
Now for some words from the creator.

It's Hearts of Iron 2 (duh) 1.1
1936 GC
Hard/Furious

Now, this is not meant to be a serious AAR, more like a funny AAR. I'm going to play with the soviet-ism, for instance: S***loads of artillery, executions of generals who "fail" me and Yeth and Peksi.

And yes, I am seriously aiming for 500 divisions. I don't know when it will be accomplished, or how many will be rifle divisions, armored divisions etc. But I'm aiming for 250-350 rifle divisions.

Critique and such is welcome.
 
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Bravo Comrade. It might be wise to build industries for one year, in my game as soviets I managed to scrape together 100 IC for upgrades, after them I could build 16x9 divisions. Shouldn't be too hard.

The Glorious Sovet Union shalll have her divisions.