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Good to see your return!
Also, this might be more amusing than I initially intended.
Glad you said that. The tone of this one brings us back a bit to your overt comedy section.
Finally, he heard a knock upon the door of his tent.
Now, I am thinking this is actually Herbert dreaming. The entry can't be from his journal because it is in the third person, right?

One way or another, a tent with a door you can knock on sounds a whole lot more like a hut and or something not so temporary as a tent. Well, I suppose there are 20th Century versions of tents that had doors, but....

Thus, he must be dreaming.
 
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I have to agree with Eudes here and question his brother's sanity, but not because of the plan's dishonor.

I don't think Herbert has thought about the enemy's night watch. And no matter how sneaky he is, I don't think he can murder the hundreds of sleeping soldiers (plus servants, cooks, etc) before morning.

Looking forward to how he deals with this situation!
 
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Ignoring all the other massive flaws in the plan that others have pointed out, Herbert also would have to spend hours just stabbing people. Even if he had the time he'd surely develop a serious repetitive strain injury from all the stabbing, I think the medical name for it is "Brutus Elbow".
 
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Confrontation at Cambrai, Part 2
“Herbert’s dreams were cruel. He saw men kill each other in reckless abandon as a cackling sound echoed. He saw his brother, wounded by a sword in his heart and begging him for mercy. He saw a river flood his camp, and he felt himself drowning. He felt his son’s hand in those waters, and he tried to drag both of them to land. As he tried to save himself by finding some land spared from the flood, he saw an image of his esteemed ancestor’s signature… written in haunting crimson. A spear pierced it.

He woke up in a cold sweat. Outside, the sun was barely visible. Immediately, he tried to make sense of his dream. The bleeding sigil was obviously a warning, but of what?

Herbert decided to call a meeting to discuss a battle strategy, hoping to relieve his nerves about the battle. With the benefit of hindsight, he acknowledged that his plan to kill all of his enemies in their sleep was less than wise, but he was never going to admit that out loud. He would never hear the end of it from his brother Eudes if he did.

Even so, he needed an intelligent plan, and that required the full cooperation of his army. He headed to his commanders' tents and summoned them. Thankfully, everyone arrived before the sun had reached its zenith.

Herbert began the meeting as soon as he could. ‘Alright, what’s the plan? We cannot allow the Flemish to escape our grasp again.’

Meginhard smiled. ‘They’re going to try to escape across the river. All we need to do is block that path, and they will be forced to engage us.’

Gyrth raised an eyebrow. ‘Wouldn’t that require us to have our backs to the river? That strikes me as… unwise. How would we retreat?.’

Meginhard raised an eyebrow. ‘We wouldn’t need to retreat. Our victory is assured if we can engage them at all.’

‘And if they are better fighters than you’re giving them credit for?’

‘They aren’t.’

Herbert decided to interrupt this argument before it got out of hand. ‘Alright. Captain Gyrth, what would your strategy be?’

‘I would harry them with archers and drive them into a city. Then, I would besiege the city.’

‘Okay. I think I have a plan. The archers will thin out their lines before we launch an outright attack, cornering their diminished force between us and the river.’

Both Meginhard and Gyrth nodded and left the tent. Unfortunately, Herbert’s dread had only marginally abated. He worried that something disastrous was about to happen… but he had no clue on how to avoid it.” - Cambrai
 
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That fought me much more than I would've liked. I have the rest of the Flemish War outlined now, so hopefully we can get back to the normal schedule. No promises, though.

Good to see your return!

Glad you said that. The tone of this one brings us back a bit to your overt comedy section.

Now, I am thinking this is actually Herbert dreaming. The entry can't be from his journal because it is in the third person, right?

One way or another, a tent with a door you can knock on sounds a whole lot more like a hut and or something not so temporary as a tent. Well, I suppose there are 20th Century versions of tents that had doors, but....

Thus, he must be dreaming.

It's a future account of events. The reliability of that account is... not perfect.

That is an interesting interpretation. It's possible. He falls asleep and has ominous dreams after, but that could be a dream within a dream or just a way to transition between dreams...

Thank you for updating. It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's SuperCount! Who is better than an entire army? SuperCount! Who is greater than the king? SuperCount!

ROFL. Herbert would love this.

I have to agree with Eudes here and question his brother's sanity, but not because of the plan's dishonor.

I don't think Herbert has thought about the enemy's night watch. And no matter how sneaky he is, I don't think he can murder the hundreds of sleeping soldiers (plus servants, cooks, etc) before morning.

Looking forward to how he deals with this situation!

Of course the plan has issues. Herbert is really bored and wants to deal with the enemy already!

Ignoring all the other massive flaws in the plan that others have pointed out, Herbert also would have to spend hours just stabbing people. Even if he had the time he'd surely develop a serious repetitive strain injury from all the stabbing, I think the medical name for it is "Brutus Elbow".

Indeed. He acknowledges some of the issues here, but it's not like he can say that. He's too proud for that.
 
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Glad to have this back!

These are some very ominous visions Count Herbert is having. Things aren't looking good.
 
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Great to have this back, as others have noted too.

Gyrth raised an eyebrow. ‘Wouldn’t that require us to have our backs to the river? That strikes me as… unwise. How would we retreat?.’

Sound tactical advice here. Catch the enemy before they can cross and before they have any naval assistance.

But the dream leads me to believe something goes awry. Or perhaps that's just Herbert's fears talking?
 
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In italy there's a saying: "A nemico che fugge ponti d'oro"

To fleeing enemy (give) golden bridges.

Making your enemy's only option be to fight to the death will result in much bloodier combat for everyone involved.
 
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Yes, a good contrary opinion @High Speed Flying Gladius . And there is Sun Tzu's advice too: "When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard."

However there's also Hannibal at Cannae who left the appearance of a way of retreat option at the beginning of the battle but then encircled and slaughtered the Romans.
 
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However there's also Hannibal at Cannae
I do wonder how many major defeats in history have been caused by arrogant generals thinking they could "do a Cannae" while lacking the skill and troops to do so?

Will Herbert end falling into some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy over this? Taking an action to avoid a feared disaster that actually ends up causing a disaster?
 
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I do wonder how many major defeats in history have been caused by arrogant generals thinking they could "do a Cannae" while lacking the skill and troops to do so?

Will Herbert end falling into some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy over this? Taking an action to avoid a feared disaster that actually ends up causing a disaster?
Point taken, @El Pip . No doubt you are right about that. One of the reasons I brought up Cannae is there was a river blocking one of the retreating options from the battlefield on one of the flanks. But in this example the Romans did not have their backs to the river and they actually had numerical superiority. Hubris was likely involved in this example too.
 
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