A Storm Breaks....(1574 - 1599)
For an unaturally long time peace had reigned in europe. It was a foul, sick and unholy kind of peace, however, as there were many tensions between the powers - which were not allowed to surface and be dealt with.
Under the rulership of King Francois II. France had been repeatedly bullied by the sinister Doge of Venice. The Italians - it seemed - believed they were the true masters of europe. Their arrogance seemed to know no bounds, alas, it was hard to endure. The people of France felt insulted by this disrespectful treatment and being emotional and passionate in nature they clamoured for war. King Fracnois, however, knowing that France was still weak and needed time to grow stronger adopted a flexible and accomodating policy. It was essentialy appeasement in preparation of
rough action. The people sadly did not understand this approach, however, they grew resentful of the seemingly weak king...
The Spanish Crisis & the Mohawk Ruse
King Francois maybe greatest achievement was the success in luring the Doge to believing that France was about to attack Spain. Though the King had seriously considered a colonial venture against the Spaniards it was never a high priority and, really, the King rather prefered to simply buy the respective territories of Spain. Adding to the confusion, the King´s agents spread wild rumours of impending doom and of vast french attack fleets ravaging the Americas. These actions became known as the
Mohawk Ruse, as the Mohawks, a native indian tribe in the northern americas, were chiefly employed in disseminating this misinformation.
As foreseen the Doge, seemingly drunk and crazed with power, intervened and demanded that France immediately cease these hostile operations, threathening with war and generaly prooving once again his insensitivity to the feelings of the french soul. Grinding his teeth, Francois complied with this ultimatum, secretly vowing that one day France would have its revenge. Though France was humiliated, a war had been averted in which - at the time - France would most probably not have prevailed.
Roi Henrie IV turns the tide...
Soon Francois died and a joung and energetic King rose to the throne, a brave and chivalrious warrior who should soon be known and feared as Roi Henrie IV. Being both a capable administrator and adept diplomat as well as fiercly talented in the arts of war (he had been educated in younger days by the grim old Zuluwarrior Umslopogaas himself) he managed to vastly increase the fighting capabilities of the french army.
Then, when in 1585 the famous venetian Fieldmarshal Bragadin died, preparations were immediately started for a punitive expedition into Austria and Venice. A complex attackplan was drawn up with the brandenburgian Markgrave, money was minted, fortresses built and upgraded, a massive force mustered and then strategically deployed in the agreed theatres of operations. It was decided that the mainthrust of the initial attack would be concentrated on Austria as this way the tactical cooperation between Brandenburg and France would be optimized.
All in all France had about 500.000 men under arms, the 1st army, under the command of King Henrie IV himself, 130.000 strong with orders to invade over the Rhine and smash deep into southern Germany via Stuttgart, the 2nd army, led by General Martineaud, 100.000 in numbers and with orders to advance from Berlin into Bavaria via Nürnberg and finaly the 3rd army, commanded by General Wonko, 100.000 strong, with a defensive formation in the alps to deal with a possible venetian counterattack. Another 150.000 troops were held in the strategic reserve to allow flexible reinforcement in all theatres.
The Brandenburgians valiantly mustered another 250.000 soldiers; their theatre of operations was mainly in the Ruhr-Area as well as in Silesia.
These troops had been recruited by 1587. It was prudently decided, however, to wait another 2 years to replenish the manpower reserves...
Operation "Kaiserschmarrn"
April 1st, 1589, 05.45 am :
"Kleiger!"
"Yes?"
"Unleash Hell!"
On all fronts the cannons started to fire with a deafening roar and with a trump that shook the earth thousands of men began invading Austria.
Caught by surprise, it seemed, and shocked by the very scale of the attack
Austria was unable to muster an effective counterforce in the initial phase of the war, while Venice was far away and hence forced to watch, impotently, still needing crucial time to move it´s sluggish forces northwards and across the Alps.
Within 5 months the french forces had united at Augsburg and conquered most of (austrian) southern Germany. Several austrian detachments had also been defeated and / or routed. In the meantime brandenburgian forces had occupied several provinces in the Ruhr Area and stalled an austrian counteroffensive in Silesia.
Serious ammounts of venetian forces now begain arriving in the battlescene, which led to a tactical retreat of King Henrie IV to unite with reinforcements pouring in from France.
These venetian armies were then defeated one after another, though meanwhile Austria had managed to retake several bavarian provinces. Once the venetian counteroffensive had been brought to a halt, the french offensive was recommenced with Henrie IV´s goal now Vienna itself...
Sadly, by some bitter fortune, King Henrie IV got shot by an austrian sniper as he bravely led the assault on Munich. After his demise, a deep loss was felt in all of France, especially so in the armed forces. Henrie had been a brilliant tactician and without him the french offensive capabilities were considerably more limited. Only General Martineaud now remained, a capable albeit definetly not brilliant leader (General Wonko had died in the Alps, it was rumoured that he had drunken an ungodly ammount of Wine and subsequently was shot while attempting to storm Genoa all by himself).
Hence it was decided to forcepeace Austria out of the war, which lay bleeding, in agony and awaste. At first the Archduke stubbornly refused to sign a peace, though he hurt his country severly with every refusal.
The austrian stability subsequently dropped and once it reached - 3 revolts broke out in all of this wartorn realm. Finaly, exhausted, the Archduke accepted and peace was signed. The demands had risen with every austrian refusal so now, in the
Peace Of Stuttgart, Erfurt and 3 other provinces in the Ruhr Area had to be handed over to Brandenburg.
After the peace had been signed, the Archduke was seen lost in thought and reading the last dispatch King Henrie IV had sent him (in an attempt to keep Austria neutral) before war had been declared :
"
There are times, dear sir, when misguided morality can be much more fatal than honest greed!"
With Austria having peaced out, the focus now shifted to Italy. Intense fighting errupted in the Alps and western Venice. Initialy things looked good here as well....but with the entrance of the Ottoman Empire into the war and facing general exhaustion in France it was decided that enough was enough....for now. A White Peace was signed though it was felt by all that this truce was merely an intermezzo in the coming inferno and the question of european hegemony would be passionately answered on the bloodsoaked battlefields of the future...
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