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Name: An Her-lo
Rank & Position: Janitor (?), he's not even sure himself.
Bio: Nobody is sure when and why he arrived at the station and when people asked questions like: "Who are you?" and, "Why are you here?" He went over and took a dry mop and began mopping the dirty floor, until people stopped asking questions and just acknowledged that he was a janitor. A mentally challenged janitor. He is clumsy and approx. 5'2'.
 
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Name: Henry Holden
Rank and Position: Security Grunt
Bio: Henry likes to protect things from other things and he also enjoys shooting at things. One of the brightest guys on the security team he really gets the job done day in day out with as much shooting as necessary. He will also space a bitch without a second look.
 
An Her-lo goes near a security camera, "cleans" it with a dirty rag and sticks his face as close to it as possible.
The image shown on the tape is this:


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Name: Pavlos Blartas
Rank & Position: Security Guard
Bio: A 28 year-old Greek from the world-renowned tax haven of New Athens, Pavlos enrolled in the Police Academy at the Athenian capital of Berlin in hopes of a becoming a police officer. However, despite his enthusiasm, he failed the fitness test to enter the academy due to his hypoglycemia. Luckily, a sympathetic official offered Pavlos a job on a mining station, and since then he has served admirably as (according to Pavlos) a "Space Cop."
 
After reporting about the incoming solar storm, Eshel returned to going through calculations on the time needed to extract the requested amount of Li-6, taking into account the hardness of the asteroid rock, mineral quantities and other factors, reviewing a few most likely models and simulations, something that she had been working on for a few days now. However, as minutes later the electromagnetic pulses hit the station and knocked down its power, she was forced to turn to a flashlight and paper, cursing in the language of her ancestors this setback and eventually the fact that getting the power up seemed to take far too long. Ten minutes later, as integration by hand was already starting to taste sour like the canteen’s apple juice, she radioed the bridge. It wasn’t exactly her field of expertise, but without power there was no processes for her to run.

"Captain, do my colleagues need a helping hand in getting their things in order?"

Before the reply came, she was already collecting her notebook full of practically incomprehensible calculations, the station reactor’s plans and other items useful for the expected task, before setting the few metal samples loitering around on the table to their respective boxes in the lab's corner. Acting orderly was the core of engineering thought after all. And because having too pure lithium metal in an oxygen-rich atmosphere wasn't the brightest idea. She didn't want her precious samples ruined by oxidation after all. However it also reminded her about something, and the engineer decided to check something just in case first.

"Captain, actually... I will first go check the lithium storage areas, in order to see if the outage has caused any destabilization there. We wouldn't want that causing us unnecessary headaches once we get production ongoing."

She did know they were still empty, but precaution was a virtue. Humming some catchy tune she had learned from the Indian, Eshel left the room to go inspect the cargo area.
 
Suhan leaves the bathroom after about 40 minutes looking pretty tired. He returns to work on the engine rokm but not before announcing to the maintenance channel on his radio:

"JANITOR TO LOO, PLEASE. IS LIKE SRI LANKA IN THERE BUT WITH LESS DEAD PEOPLE."
 
FROM: autochapel.kreen@station.galacnet
TO: crew@station.galacnet

Book of Spirits; Chapter 2; Stanza 1
"But know that even in the phantasmagorical Void, the darkest of darks, the Universal Spirit is with you; so be rejoiced in the embrace of the Stars!"
Hello crew! I've managed to finally fix the autochapel that I knew some of you were excited about and by the grace of the Spirit, the power situation did not delay the Word! I found this to be an appropriate inaugural message given our recent - but no doubt temporary! - power concerns. Except future messages to come!

Stay safe brethren and know that the chapel is always open to visits!

- Zekehdiah Kreen, Ordained of the Spirit of the Third Seed
 
Name: Fredlock Wilhelm
Rank: Miner
Bio: A German nationalist, Wilhelm is disgusted by the panhumanism political efforts that have become more common. He is a firm believer that Germany's borders should be absolute, and that it will yet rise to be the greatest power in the world again.
 
Randal wished death through grunts upon the loud and obnoxious Indian who insisted upon being as deafening as possible, and wouldn't stay away from the engine room.
 
Suhan makes Randall's day a good deal worse by talking to him.

"VANDAL, I'M OUT OF REPLACEMENT WIRES. I NEED TO HOLD THIS BOARD IN PLACE OR I'M REINCARNATING EARLY. MY WRENCH WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME AND MY CHARRED CORPSE WOULD STINK UP THE PLACE WORSE THAN MORGAN. GODS BLESS."
 
FROM: jekehdiah.kreen@station.galacnet
TO: laura.spindle@station.galacnet


Topic: Mental Health of Mister Sathruban

I had an interesting encounter with Suhan, he ran by my office and yelled about "incest". Maybe job stress getting to him? Maybe he needs a break or counseling? Definitely nothing disciplinary.

P.S - when are we going to meet? You promised to tell me about your time as a rock-star and sign my holo-album!
 
FROM: jekehdiah.kreen@station.galacnet
TO: lianne.spindle@station.galacnet

Topic: Mental Health of Mister Sathruban

I had an interesting encounter with Suhan, he ran by my office and yelled about "incest". Maybe job stress getting to him? Maybe he needs a break or counseling? Definitely nothing disciplinary.

P.S - when are we going to meet? You promised to tell me about your time as a rock-star and sign my holo-album!

TO jekehdiah.kreen@station.galacnet
FROM laura.spindle@hr.lithicorp.galacnet

Topic: RE: Mental Health of Mister Sathruban

Oh we don't really check the Indian contractors, they go crazy due to the insane utilisation targets anyways. We usually use them then ship them back after a month or two, get some new guys in. I could have a talk with him but honestly at this point its just better to let him get on. Currently my hands are full with that cook, no idea what our bossman is doing but Corporate is up in a roar over what he said. We might have to have some personnel changes soon, I'll see if a replacement for Mr. Sathruban can be sent on the same shuttle.
 
Any belief Randal had that he possessed psychic powers have been thoroughly quashed by the continued life of the Indian despite his fiercest mental efforts to wish his death.
 
Lit insence is found in the bathroom along with a primitive machine that plays the 2014 UNICEF India educational song "Take the Poo to the Loo" whenever the door is opened. The suspect is the obvious one.
 
More yelling is heard from deep within the bowels of the ship, along with the clangor of continued labor, following the autochapel announcement.

"REMOOOOOOOOVE HERESYYYYYYYYYYYY"
 
Hello, the last game got a bit loose on swearing and similar so please be careful this game and watch the language.
 
An Her-lo looks to his left and sees a similar looking man and shouts: "HELLO FERROW ASIAN MAN. WHAT LAND DO YOU COME FROM?" When the man doesn't respond he whacks him with a dirty rag and realizes that it is a mirror.
 
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