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From Linda
To Crew
CC Global IT Services
PLEASE DELETE AND REPORT THE LAST EMAIL
The last EMAIL was either an unfunny prank or an attempt at phishing. Please make sure that every email you receive from HR is verified 'Secure' by our system. NEVER open emails that are from unsecure sources or pretend to be someone on the crew. If you suspect an email please ignore and report it using the function on the left.
If you did open the email please:
1. Turn off your device
2. Call IT (14-88 404 443 465), give them the fully ID (Found on the underside of most Corporate devices)
3. Wait until they clear your device
Some data may be lost, so please save locally but do not backup as the virus could get into the backup.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful day,
Linda Spindle!
To Crew
CC Global IT Services
PLEASE DELETE AND REPORT THE LAST EMAIL
The last EMAIL was either an unfunny prank or an attempt at phishing. Please make sure that every email you receive from HR is verified 'Secure' by our system. NEVER open emails that are from unsecure sources or pretend to be someone on the crew. If you suspect an email please ignore and report it using the function on the left.
If you did open the email please:
1. Turn off your device
2. Call IT (14-88 404 443 465), give them the fully ID (Found on the underside of most Corporate devices)
3. Wait until they clear your device
Some data may be lost, so please save locally but do not backup as the virus could get into the backup.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful day,
Linda Spindle!
An Her-lo walks into the cell area. "Woah, that is a lot of blood there. I'll go clean that up."
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FROM Linda
TO Crew
Attachements [Stop_trying_so_hard.pdf] [Its_not_fun_when_everyone_is_a_retard.docx]
Hello Crew,
We have some new corporate directives regarding desperately trying to emulate something funny. We feel this is seriously getting in the way we work. Please read and comply with the new directives. If you need any help please let me or any of our off-orbit HR support staff (globalHR@globalservices.lithicorp.gcn) know.
Kind Regards,
Linda.
TO Crew
Attachements [Stop_trying_so_hard.pdf] [Its_not_fun_when_everyone_is_a_retard.docx]
Hello Crew,
We have some new corporate directives regarding desperately trying to emulate something funny. We feel this is seriously getting in the way we work. Please read and comply with the new directives. If you need any help please let me or any of our off-orbit HR support staff (globalHR@globalservices.lithicorp.gcn) know.
Kind Regards,
Linda.
FROM: jekehdiah.kreen@station.galacnet
TO: Security
Topic: Threat
I regret to bring it to your attention, but I have recently received a seemingly anonymous threat delivered to my quarters. Not only is my physical well-being threatened, but my religious freedoms guaranteed by the station administration is being attacked; my faith is not a cult!
Attached below is the note. It references Mister Sathruban and the wording resembles someone not native to the English language, so perhaps he would be a prime suspect? Admittedly, I did recently report him to HR - maybe revenge? Please help and let me know if I should drop by your offices.
- Zekehdiah Kreen, Ordained of the Spirit of the Third Seed
TO: Security
Topic: Threat
I regret to bring it to your attention, but I have recently received a seemingly anonymous threat delivered to my quarters. Not only is my physical well-being threatened, but my religious freedoms guaranteed by the station administration is being attacked; my faith is not a cult!
Attached below is the note. It references Mister Sathruban and the wording resembles someone not native to the English language, so perhaps he would be a prime suspect? Admittedly, I did recently report him to HR - maybe revenge? Please help and let me know if I should drop by your offices.
- Zekehdiah Kreen, Ordained of the Spirit of the Third Seed
Alexander was still waiting for his tools. He hoped he would receive them soon. Being seen doing nothing was not going to help in his next performance evaluation meeting.
He decided to go to the mining site. If anyone asks he'd be doing prospecting and lithium veins analysis. He met Fredlock there.
"At least one of us has the tools for the job, right? "
Orders: waiting for tools and pretending to do" prospecting"
He decided to go to the mining site. If anyone asks he'd be doing prospecting and lithium veins analysis. He met Fredlock there.
"At least one of us has the tools for the job, right? "
Orders: waiting for tools and pretending to do" prospecting"
Suhan heads down to Jekediah's office in the chapel and talks through the door, not checking to see if Jekediah is actually there.
"HEY, CHAPLAIN. FUNNY THING, WANNA HEAR? I TRACED THE VIRUS BACK TO HERE, THE CHAPEL. THE ONLY COMPUTER IN HERE IS YOURS. INTERESTING, NO? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU? HMM?"
"HEY, CHAPLAIN. FUNNY THING, WANNA HEAR? I TRACED THE VIRUS BACK TO HERE, THE CHAPEL. THE ONLY COMPUTER IN HERE IS YOURS. INTERESTING, NO? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU? HMM?"
Kreen yells back through the door, afraid.
"I'm not sick! The Universal Spirit shields his disciples from malady! And what does my computer have to do with illness!?"
"I'm not sick! The Universal Spirit shields his disciples from malady! And what does my computer have to do with illness!?"
Barraco Barner addresses the striking miners.
"Alright, uhh, let's all calm down okay? *pause* We can't keep on striking. *Pause* I want to as much, uhh, as you do. But, we have to, uh cooperate. We have to work with the officers. *pause* But if they don't let us impartially investigate what happened to our dear friend, then uhh, I will strike with you. So, let's give the officers two hours to decide if they're going to allow us to do our independent investigation. *pause* If not, then we're striking."
"Alright, uhh, let's all calm down okay? *pause* We can't keep on striking. *Pause* I want to as much, uhh, as you do. But, we have to, uh cooperate. We have to work with the officers. *pause* But if they don't let us impartially investigate what happened to our dear friend, then uhh, I will strike with you. So, let's give the officers two hours to decide if they're going to allow us to do our independent investigation. *pause* If not, then we're striking."
Engineer Meh-Metik dedicates his time to purging the computer network of viruses and heresy.
Suhan shouts back to Kreen
"NOT A VIRUS LIKE A SICKNESS, DUM. A COMPUTER VIRUS, AN INFECTION ON THE SHIP COMPUTER SYSTEM. IT STARTED ON YOUR COMPUTER. ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW? SHARED ACCESS, WEIRD PORN, ANYTHING AT ALL. DON'T SOUND SO SCARED, CHAPLAIN. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, BUDDY."
"NOT A VIRUS LIKE A SICKNESS, DUM. A COMPUTER VIRUS, AN INFECTION ON THE SHIP COMPUTER SYSTEM. IT STARTED ON YOUR COMPUTER. ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW? SHARED ACCESS, WEIRD PORN, ANYTHING AT ALL. DON'T SOUND SO SCARED, CHAPLAIN. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, BUDDY."
Kreen replies back in a thinly hushed semi-shout.
"I do NOT have - that - on my computer! I only use this device for spreading the word through AutoChapel! Were you the one who left that threat in my quarters? You need mental screening!"
"I do NOT have - that - on my computer! I only use this device for spreading the word through AutoChapel! Were you the one who left that threat in my quarters? You need mental screening!"
"WHAT NOTE? ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT, WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF THESE THINGS? WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE, CHAPLAIN? ALMOST SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU HAVE A THING TO HIDE? ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THE INFECTION IN OUR MAINFRAME STARTED ON YOUR COMPUTER. YOU CAN BE A GOOD BUDDY TO US ALL AND BE COOPERATIVE SO WE CAN GET THE LITHIUM FLOWING. LIKE I SAID, ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOUR COMPUTER, CAN I CHECK? I MEAN NO HARM, CHAPLAIN. DO YOU?"
Kreen, pushed to his milquetoast limits for haranguing, triggers a notification to Security through this office e-system. Attaching a note to it, he claims he is very threatened and slandered!
Li walks down to Kreen's office, having received his email from several hours before. He was annoyed that people no longer spoke face-to-face.
Or so it seemed.
"Alright, now, Suhan," he said as he approached the strange foreign man, "you go back to your quarters, now." He placed his hand on the pistol at his side.
Or so it seemed.
"Alright, now, Suhan," he said as he approached the strange foreign man, "you go back to your quarters, now." He placed his hand on the pistol at his side.
Suhan jumps upon seeing Li, he's been caught by surprise.
"HEY THERE, LI. WHY ARE YOU HERE? LISTEN..."
he speaks at the most quiet level probably anybody's ever heard him at so far-- A regular person's speaking voice.
"I had done some digging on the origin on the nasty mainframe bug, yeah? Got this: It started in the chapel. Only computer here is that Chaplain-cult leader's. He's acting awfully jumpy for me just coming down to ask him. The system's security was compromised in his place, after all. He's talking about some letter, I don't know what his deal is. He's out to get me, I think. Not sure why. He reported me to HR for something I never said and now he's... Called you down here? To deal with me. I'll head back to my room after I see what's on that computer of his. Good?"
"HEY THERE, LI. WHY ARE YOU HERE? LISTEN..."
he speaks at the most quiet level probably anybody's ever heard him at so far-- A regular person's speaking voice.
"I had done some digging on the origin on the nasty mainframe bug, yeah? Got this: It started in the chapel. Only computer here is that Chaplain-cult leader's. He's acting awfully jumpy for me just coming down to ask him. The system's security was compromised in his place, after all. He's talking about some letter, I don't know what his deal is. He's out to get me, I think. Not sure why. He reported me to HR for something I never said and now he's... Called you down here? To deal with me. I'll head back to my room after I see what's on that computer of his. Good?"
May 24th, 2145; 12:30
Orders due - 15:20/16/03/2017
11:04 - S. Blartas reports minor incident regarding engineers in hallway.
11:07 - Dr. Ramsey treats S. Holden for minor burns. Gives him tea, ice, and beef wellington to recover.
11:30 - Internal miner email regarding wildcat strike breaks down due to lack of communication. Strike never forms.
11:35 - E. Sathruban leaves mainframe room.
11:36 - J. Herro cleans up holding cells.
11:38 - Ch. Kreen reports E. Sathruban trying to get onto Chapel computer. Unable due to mainframe failure.
11:44 - Dr. Ramsey finds S. Holden unsuccessfully trying to break into clinic's medicine locker.
11:52 - Ch. Kreen reports E. Sathruban has been following him for over an hour.
12:00 - Second Watch turns over, reports 9 incidents over Watch.
12:07 - CS Li and S. Stoner arrest 5 miners [NPC] in connection to a conspiracy to strike. 5 notes on police brutality filed.
12:13 - Crew arriving to lunch find that a list of 95 complaints regarding food have been laid out. Origin unknown.
12:22 - J. Morganson uses industrial cleaner instead of delicate cleaner on security, systems ruined and need to be replaced.
12:29 - E. Sathruban finds E. Meh-Metik fiddling with chapel controls.
12:30 - CM Triton reports that mainframe is being rebooted and secondary systems will be online shortly.
OFFICER INCIDENT:
See Below.
NEEDED ORDERS:
1. (0/4000 lbs Li-6 mined) - Progress towards final goal
2. Addressing the virus.
3. Addressing the arrest of 5 miners.
4. Addressing the reports against E. Sathruban.
5. Addressing the report against S. Holden.
Remaining Crew:
Officers:
Captain Steve Bannon-Trump III [Maxwell]
Chief Mechanic Randal Triton [Aedan]
Chief of Security Jon H. Li [MastaCheef]
Head of Personnel Franklin Franks [Harps]
Crew:
Miner Asher Huxham [Oxford]
Miner Barraco Barner [Korona]
Miner Marie Duoro [Canadian]
Miner Fredlock Wilhelm [jeeray]
Miner Alexander Kowalsky [Ĉhopak]
HR Representative Laura Spindle [Shynka]
Union Steward Jim Wilson [TJDS] (Died of torture and police brutality)
Doctor Cook Ivan Klashinov [naxhi]
Engineer Rivka Eshel [XVG]
Engineer Eben Meh-Metik [etranger]
Engineer Suhan Sathruban [Rolman]
Janitor Morgan Morganson [Keinwyn]
Janitor A Herro [Mikkel]
Cook Doctor Jonathan G. Ramsey [Olligarchy]
Security Jonathan J. Stoner [Luft]
Security Henry Holden [Baboush]
Security Pavlos Blartas [Arrowfiend]
Chaplain Jekehdiah Kreen [Noco]
Quartermaster Jack Ratham [Dragon]
5 Other Crew
Control - OfficersCaptain Steve Bannon-Trump III [Maxwell]
Chief Mechanic Randal Triton [Aedan]
Chief of Security Jon H. Li [MastaCheef]
Head of Personnel Franklin Franks [Harps]
Crew:
Miner Asher Huxham [Oxford]
Miner Barraco Barner [Korona]
Miner Marie Duoro [Canadian]
Miner Fredlock Wilhelm [jeeray]
Miner Alexander Kowalsky [Ĉhopak]
HR Representative Laura Spindle [Shynka]
Engineer Rivka Eshel [XVG]
Engineer Eben Meh-Metik [etranger]
Engineer Suhan Sathruban [Rolman]
Janitor Morgan Morganson [Keinwyn]
Janitor A Herro [Mikkel]
Security Jonathan J. Stoner [Luft]
Security Henry Holden [Baboush]
Security Pavlos Blartas [Arrowfiend]
Chaplain Jekehdiah Kreen [Noco]
Quartermaster Jack Ratham [Dragon]
5 Other Crew
Influence:
Officers: (2ish/5)
EOF: (?/5)
Union: (0/5)
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Suhan shouts after Kreen
"OK, YEAH, I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU. OK, YEAH, I TRIED TO GET ON YOUR COMPUTER. BUT THERE'S THIS GUY, THE ONLY ENGINEER FREAKIER THAN ME, I SAW HIM FUCKING WITH THE CHAPEL CONTROLS A LITTLE BIT BACK, I HEARD HIM SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HERESY. ALSO, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SPILL WATER ON THE MAINFRAME, DID YOU?"
"OK, YEAH, I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU. OK, YEAH, I TRIED TO GET ON YOUR COMPUTER. BUT THERE'S THIS GUY, THE ONLY ENGINEER FREAKIER THAN ME, I SAW HIM FUCKING WITH THE CHAPEL CONTROLS A LITTLE BIT BACK, I HEARD HIM SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HERESY. ALSO, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SPILL WATER ON THE MAINFRAME, DID YOU?"