From the journal of Blue Emu BronzeHoisted, Expedition Leader.
Finally, we're here!
The bloody cookie-pushers back at Mountainhome nearly killed us all that time!... what the Hells were they thinking, sending a bunch of useless idiots like this across a desert? Nearly out of food and booze, and when we finally reached the river, it's full of damned Carp!
Well... there's no point in standing here grumbling. I'll get the lads busy, unpacking our remaining supplies and digging us in. One thing for sure... I'm not going any closer to that riverbank than I need to. Those damned Carp can jump ten feet, and drag you in. Then you go over the bloody waterfall, Carp and all.
Maybe we should build a tunnel under the river, instead of a bridge. I've never seen a Carp reach through solid rock to grab somebody.
I'll go take a look at the site...
My current plan is to dig a tunnel under the Carp-filled river, set the entrance to our fort down inside that tunnel, and set up positional defenses at both tunnel exits, north and south. Comments?
Finally, we're here!

The bloody cookie-pushers back at Mountainhome nearly killed us all that time!... what the Hells were they thinking, sending a bunch of useless idiots like this across a desert? Nearly out of food and booze, and when we finally reached the river, it's full of damned Carp!
Well... there's no point in standing here grumbling. I'll get the lads busy, unpacking our remaining supplies and digging us in. One thing for sure... I'm not going any closer to that riverbank than I need to. Those damned Carp can jump ten feet, and drag you in. Then you go over the bloody waterfall, Carp and all.
Maybe we should build a tunnel under the river, instead of a bridge. I've never seen a Carp reach through solid rock to grab somebody.
I'll go take a look at the site...
My current plan is to dig a tunnel under the Carp-filled river, set the entrance to our fort down inside that tunnel, and set up positional defenses at both tunnel exits, north and south. Comments?
