The Brownish Red horde over europe part 2: The south and the north
Since Franco is an evil fascist catholic anti-weeidst authoritan right-winger asshole, Salchack and Kemchik-ool decide to invade. And to make the map look cool, Portugal too.
It was over by october the 30th, and Franco shot himself.
Kemchik-ool: Lol like look its like a boot . That would like look nice on me.
Dick:... That's Italy.
Kemchik-ool: Go get it.
Dick. You do realize, you cant wear it. It's a country.
Salchack: Bitch, we want that boot!
So the Tannu Tuvan- Italian war commenced, because the leaders of Tannu Tuva.. wanted a boot.
All of the mainland was captured by feburary the 17th. Kemchik-ool and Salchack were sad, when they found out they cant wear Italy
As it looks hip.
Dick: I understand you are sad that you couldnt wear Italy as a boot, but how about you invade Scandinavia? That should cheer you right up.
Salchack: Wee vikings!
So we invaded Scandinavia. Denmark fell first on march the 4th. Sweden on april the 29th, and Norway on June the 5th.
They were still sad, so Finland had to fall too. And it did.
On october the 20th, Dick introduced the cool new plan, to build a huge modern carrier fleet.
Dick: So we create 30 uber super modern cool carriers, we have lost many transports because we have no dam attack fleet at all.
Salchack: Weedcarriers, cool.
Dick: They should be ready by September 13th 1943.
Kemchik-ool: Oh and why is there this green spot here?
Dick: Thats Albania, still under Italian control. Sad, we cant get to it till 1943, too heavy patrols in the med.
Kemchik-ool: Lets just clear a path, war with everyone!
Dick: ...
Hungary fell on october the 15th. Yugoslavia on november the 30th, and Albania was ours!
And just for the fun of it, Romania Bulgaria and Greece were also invaded. The first two were taken by april the 13th. Greece, the last anti-weedist right wing fascist government, was to fall.
All of Europe is liberated, and smoking weed.
Since Franco is an evil fascist catholic anti-weeidst authoritan right-winger asshole, Salchack and Kemchik-ool decide to invade. And to make the map look cool, Portugal too.
It was over by october the 30th, and Franco shot himself.
Kemchik-ool: Lol like look its like a boot . That would like look nice on me.
Dick:... That's Italy.
Kemchik-ool: Go get it.
Dick. You do realize, you cant wear it. It's a country.
Salchack: Bitch, we want that boot!
So the Tannu Tuvan- Italian war commenced, because the leaders of Tannu Tuva.. wanted a boot.
All of the mainland was captured by feburary the 17th. Kemchik-ool and Salchack were sad, when they found out they cant wear Italy
As it looks hip.Dick: I understand you are sad that you couldnt wear Italy as a boot, but how about you invade Scandinavia? That should cheer you right up.
Salchack: Wee vikings!
So we invaded Scandinavia. Denmark fell first on march the 4th. Sweden on april the 29th, and Norway on June the 5th.
They were still sad, so Finland had to fall too. And it did.
On october the 20th, Dick introduced the cool new plan, to build a huge modern carrier fleet.
Dick: So we create 30 uber super modern cool carriers, we have lost many transports because we have no dam attack fleet at all.
Salchack: Weedcarriers, cool.
Dick: They should be ready by September 13th 1943.
Kemchik-ool: Oh and why is there this green spot here?
Dick: Thats Albania, still under Italian control. Sad, we cant get to it till 1943, too heavy patrols in the med.
Kemchik-ool: Lets just clear a path, war with everyone!
Dick: ...
Hungary fell on october the 15th. Yugoslavia on november the 30th, and Albania was ours!
And just for the fun of it, Romania Bulgaria and Greece were also invaded. The first two were taken by april the 13th. Greece, the last anti-weedist right wing fascist government, was to fall.
All of Europe is liberated, and smoking weed.
