Before I start my next AAR, in keeping with previous tradtition I will put forum members in my AAR. All those who would like a place in my Czech AAR please let me know and a preferred role for yourself. No garuntees, but i will do what i can!
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Tsk tsk tsk, and you said you wouldn't write another AAR for a while! 
I'd like to be in again.
I'd like to be in again.
Originally posted by Morpheus506
Tsk tsk tsk, and you said you wouldn't write another AAR for a while!
I'd like to be in again.
Yeah, well, playing a game and doing well and then not telling anyone about it just isn't as fun
You and Decon_Frost are in
Milan Hoda sat in his office chair looking at the sunrise peak over the mnountains. Ahhh, today is another good day. All was well in the Czech nation. The economy was going well, which was much better than what he could say for his German cousins up north.
Suddenly the door burst open and a stranger walked in.
Milan turned around: "And what can I do for you sir?"
"I bring you help in your quest."
"What quest?"
"World domination!"
Milan laughed. "Sure, sure. We'll just take on the world. Why not? We have 13 provences. I think thats enough."
The stranger glared. "Well, will you at least take this offer of friendship?"
Milan looked at the manila folder. "What is this? ANother event folder? Been there done, that." Milan pointed to the corner where a dozen manila folders labeled "events" sat collecting dust.
"Bah, don't be so naive. This is the SAVE GAME folder. You can do much more than know the future-- you can change the present!"
Milan just stared at him. "No, thank you. I think we are doing well enough as it is."
The stranger shook his head. "I don't have time for this. And more importantly, neither does your counrty." The stranger took out his pistol and shot Milan.
He removed the body and sat down in the still warm chair. "Ahhh, I think i like this better than waiting till the end to do this." His first order of business was to change the nametag on the desk. He took out Milan's and put in his.
It simply read "Exterous".........
Suddenly the door burst open and a stranger walked in.
Milan turned around: "And what can I do for you sir?"
"I bring you help in your quest."
"What quest?"
"World domination!"
Milan laughed. "Sure, sure. We'll just take on the world. Why not? We have 13 provences. I think thats enough."
The stranger glared. "Well, will you at least take this offer of friendship?"
Milan looked at the manila folder. "What is this? ANother event folder? Been there done, that." Milan pointed to the corner where a dozen manila folders labeled "events" sat collecting dust.
"Bah, don't be so naive. This is the SAVE GAME folder. You can do much more than know the future-- you can change the present!"
Milan just stared at him. "No, thank you. I think we are doing well enough as it is."
The stranger shook his head. "I don't have time for this. And more importantly, neither does your counrty." The stranger took out his pistol and shot Milan.
He removed the body and sat down in the still warm chair. "Ahhh, I think i like this better than waiting till the end to do this." His first order of business was to change the nametag on the desk. He took out Milan's and put in his.
It simply read "Exterous".........
January 4, 1936
Exterous wanted to see all of his advisors ASAP to let them know what the new order of business was. Prepare for war. He knew the Germans would come sooner or later. Next to him sat his aide.
First up was Forgein Minister Kamil Krofta
"Come in Krofta, come in. Have a seat." Exterous justured to a chair. Kamil walked in and sat, carefully not paying attention to Exterous' aide.
"Whats new in the politics world?"
"Well, sir, there has been alot of influencing going on."
Exterous looked excited "People are trying to influence us?"
"No. Only every country around us."
Exterous looked crestfallen. "Maybe they can't find us?"
"Er, doubt it sir. We are right in the middle of Europe, AND we have our own color."
Exterous nodded. He liked green, so peacefull. His eyes started to close.....NO! Must mobilize Czechloslovakia! Much work to do! "I'm sure they had their reasons."
"Yeah, like, we aren't important enough."
Exterous glared at him. "Is that how its going to be Kamil? I am trying to be positive, but your negative vibes aren't helping. Is this how you want to play the game?"
"No, sorry sir, i just don't think they think we're that important."
"They will, oh they will. Anyway, i need time to go do things. Keep up the good job!"
Kamil stood to leave. He thought about the last statement and decided he could live with this new guy. I mean, he had just gotten a complement for doing absolutely nothing. Krofta could live with that. He left the room.
Exterous to aide: "Well, Mr. Peanuts, whos next?" he ased his stuffed elephant aide.........
Exterous wanted to see all of his advisors ASAP to let them know what the new order of business was. Prepare for war. He knew the Germans would come sooner or later. Next to him sat his aide.
First up was Forgein Minister Kamil Krofta
"Come in Krofta, come in. Have a seat." Exterous justured to a chair. Kamil walked in and sat, carefully not paying attention to Exterous' aide.
"Whats new in the politics world?"
"Well, sir, there has been alot of influencing going on."
Exterous looked excited "People are trying to influence us?"
"No. Only every country around us."
Exterous looked crestfallen. "Maybe they can't find us?"
"Er, doubt it sir. We are right in the middle of Europe, AND we have our own color."
Exterous nodded. He liked green, so peacefull. His eyes started to close.....NO! Must mobilize Czechloslovakia! Much work to do! "I'm sure they had their reasons."
"Yeah, like, we aren't important enough."
Exterous glared at him. "Is that how its going to be Kamil? I am trying to be positive, but your negative vibes aren't helping. Is this how you want to play the game?"
"No, sorry sir, i just don't think they think we're that important."
"They will, oh they will. Anyway, i need time to go do things. Keep up the good job!"
Kamil stood to leave. He thought about the last statement and decided he could live with this new guy. I mean, he had just gotten a complement for doing absolutely nothing. Krofta could live with that. He left the room.
Exterous to aide: "Well, Mr. Peanuts, whos next?" he ased his stuffed elephant aide.........
You brave man you! <Salutes>
Id like a cameo, if you can, can it be my alter ego of Capt. Coats, British Military Intelligence? But as you are the Capt of this AAR Id like any spot you care2mention!
Good luck with the Czech conquest of the planet or should that be the all2brief survival against the German Horde!
<Double salutes>
Id like a cameo, if you can, can it be my alter ego of Capt. Coats, British Military Intelligence? But as you are the Capt of this AAR Id like any spot you care2mention!
Good luck with the Czech conquest of the planet or should that be the all2brief survival against the German Horde!
<Double salutes>
Exterous was sitting at his desk waiting for his next advisor to come in. The door opened and his aide, Jopi ussured then next advisor in.
Exterous: "And you would be...?"
"I am Ludvik Krejci, your Chief of Army officer."
"Ahh, good good. So....how goes things?"
"Well, sir we have implemented your new expansion projects."
"Good and how are my Death Rays and Particle Beams comming along?"
Ludvik shifted uncomfortably at this point. "Ah.....well, sir considering that we don't know what it is that you are talking about. But i have started construction of new inf divs just in case."
Exterous nodded "Good man. Always being prepared. I like that. Anything else?"
"Well, we started your new fortifacations in the two provences to the east of prauge. At least i think that falls under my category."
Exterous: "Ahh, good. ANything else?"
Seeing his chance to leave: "No sir, nothing."
"Very well."
Ludvik left.
Exterous to Mr Peanuts: "So, who is next?"
The stuffed elephant looked down at his list. "That would be your chief of staff for navy sir."
Exterous was excited to hear about the new navy consturction.
5min later:
Exterous: "Uh.....when is he going to get here?"
Peanuts: "Er....I don't know."
20min after that:
Exterous: "Why is he keeping me waiting?"
Peanuts: "Maybe he is digging a canal to the ocean for our new navy?"
"Why do we need a canal?"
1h 59min later:
Exterous: "Thats it. I'm not waiting for him any longer! Jopi get in here!"
Jopi walked in "What?"
"Where is my naval advisor?"
"Your what?"
"Naval advisor! You know, ships on seas and things that float." Exterous made various waving motions to simulate the sea.
"Uh.....we aren't next to any seas sir."
"What are you saying? That we don't have a navy advisor?"
"Er.....yes, we don't have one and we don't need one."
"Well, i want one." Exterous demanded.
"I think you will have to find one then sir." and Jopi walked out.
"Humph, quite an attitude in that one."
Peanuts nodded in agreement.
Exterous: "Well, im going out to find us a navy advisor."
Peanuts: "Ok sir. Good luck!"
So Exterous went on his way around Prauge trying to find someone who would be his advisor. But no one in Czech knew anything about a navy. Finally Exterous tumbled on someon who might be able to fill the position:
"Opps!" Exterous exclaimed as he stumbled over someone. "Sorry bout that."
"Thats ok, i was just playing with my toy ships."
Ships! "Would you like to be my adivsor for my new navy?" Exterous asked.
"I believe that i am already your army advisor sir."
"What is your name?"
"Ludvik Krejci."
"No, no i think that i would remember a name like that."
*sigh
"You want to be my navy advisor?" Exterous asked enthusiasticly
"Sure why not."
"Great! What skills do you bring to my navy?"
"Uh....a 10% land defense bonus." Ludvik replied uncertainly.
"Wonderful. My navy will fight better on land then!"
Ludvik looked confused at hearing this.
"Yay! I have a navy advisor. Anyway, nice to meet you. See you at my next naval briefing!" Exterous walked off to go see his Air Force chief of staff. Ludivk went pack to pushing his tugboat and rubber duckie around his bathtub.
Its better to not wonder how he got in here Ludvik thought to himself.........
Exterous: "And you would be...?"
"I am Ludvik Krejci, your Chief of Army officer."
"Ahh, good good. So....how goes things?"
"Well, sir we have implemented your new expansion projects."
"Good and how are my Death Rays and Particle Beams comming along?"
Ludvik shifted uncomfortably at this point. "Ah.....well, sir considering that we don't know what it is that you are talking about. But i have started construction of new inf divs just in case."
Exterous nodded "Good man. Always being prepared. I like that. Anything else?"
"Well, we started your new fortifacations in the two provences to the east of prauge. At least i think that falls under my category."
Exterous: "Ahh, good. ANything else?"
Seeing his chance to leave: "No sir, nothing."
"Very well."
Ludvik left.
Exterous to Mr Peanuts: "So, who is next?"
The stuffed elephant looked down at his list. "That would be your chief of staff for navy sir."
Exterous was excited to hear about the new navy consturction.
5min later:
Exterous: "Uh.....when is he going to get here?"
Peanuts: "Er....I don't know."
20min after that:
Exterous: "Why is he keeping me waiting?"
Peanuts: "Maybe he is digging a canal to the ocean for our new navy?"
"Why do we need a canal?"
1h 59min later:
Exterous: "Thats it. I'm not waiting for him any longer! Jopi get in here!"
Jopi walked in "What?"
"Where is my naval advisor?"
"Your what?"
"Naval advisor! You know, ships on seas and things that float." Exterous made various waving motions to simulate the sea.
"Uh.....we aren't next to any seas sir."
"What are you saying? That we don't have a navy advisor?"
"Er.....yes, we don't have one and we don't need one."
"Well, i want one." Exterous demanded.
"I think you will have to find one then sir." and Jopi walked out.
"Humph, quite an attitude in that one."
Peanuts nodded in agreement.
Exterous: "Well, im going out to find us a navy advisor."
Peanuts: "Ok sir. Good luck!"
So Exterous went on his way around Prauge trying to find someone who would be his advisor. But no one in Czech knew anything about a navy. Finally Exterous tumbled on someon who might be able to fill the position:
"Opps!" Exterous exclaimed as he stumbled over someone. "Sorry bout that."
"Thats ok, i was just playing with my toy ships."
Ships! "Would you like to be my adivsor for my new navy?" Exterous asked.
"I believe that i am already your army advisor sir."
"What is your name?"
"Ludvik Krejci."
"No, no i think that i would remember a name like that."
*sigh
"You want to be my navy advisor?" Exterous asked enthusiasticly
"Sure why not."
"Great! What skills do you bring to my navy?"
"Uh....a 10% land defense bonus." Ludvik replied uncertainly.
"Wonderful. My navy will fight better on land then!"
Ludvik looked confused at hearing this.
"Yay! I have a navy advisor. Anyway, nice to meet you. See you at my next naval briefing!" Exterous walked off to go see his Air Force chief of staff. Ludivk went pack to pushing his tugboat and rubber duckie around his bathtub.
Its better to not wonder how he got in here Ludvik thought to himself.........
Democracy is great! Democracy is great! Damnit it doesn't work...
Good AAR, looking forward to the fall of Germany. Wow, I'm the aide of the next leader of the world.
Good AAR, looking forward to the fall of Germany. Wow, I'm the aide of the next leader of the world.
Hmm.... maybe we can have RAaGU or the old guys popping up now and then? That would be interesting.
Communism is Great!
*poof*
Communism is Great!
*poof*
Exterous was sitting at his desk when a knock came at the door.
"Come in."
"What up yo!"
"RAagu?! IS that really you?!"
"Fo sho." RAagu swaggered over. The two slapped hands, shook, grabbed thumbs, snapped their fingers three times and smacked hands again.
"So? How ya been?"
RAagu: "Been chillin in the hood with my peeps."
Exterous smacked RAagu "Ow, thanks man. I don't know what got into me."
Exterous: "Sorry, but i can at least understand you now."
RAagu: "Well, i gotta go. Just stopped by to see how your new pad was."
"Hey, anytime. Don't be a stranger."
"Later. Communism is Great!" And the random cameo was over.
Exterous sat down to get back to business. He was expecting his Air Force Chief any.....
"You wanted to see me sir?"
.......second. "Yes, please come in."
"Yes, I wanted to discuss your role in the new Czech."
"Excellent sir. When shall i be getting my new 8 engine, 30 turreted battle blimps sir?"
"Er...thats just the thing. You won't be."
Emil looked confused "Sir?"
"While I did think that your battle blimps were a good idea, you just won't have any part in our new armed forces."
Emils lower lip started to quiver. "Why not sir?" He tried to conceal a sniff
"Well, we just don't have the resources to spare on planes that will get shot down in no time by ME-109s."
"Germans?! Bah! They have nothing but a glorified police force!"
"Oh, they will have quite a force i assure you. But anyway, i am intrigued by your new battleblimps." Exterous reached into his desk drawer. He pulled out a box "Here, I bought you a model with which to build your blimps so we can see how they work."
Emil took the box and opened it. Inside there were 3 splintered peices of wood, 1 twig, 2 feet of yarn, a dried out piece of glue, and a tiny kitchen sink. "This is what i get to use?"
"Thats all we could spare from our new build up."
Emils eyes shown brightly "OH Thank you SIR! You won't be dissapointed with the results!"
Exterous stared at him, trying to figure it out. But his AF chief was happy with having no air force so he went along with it. "I know you won't let me down. Now, Im sure you have lots of work to do."
"Oh, yes. I will get to work right away!"
Exterous watched him walk out the door and then looked down at his calender to see what was next........
"Come in."
"What up yo!"
"RAagu?! IS that really you?!"
"Fo sho." RAagu swaggered over. The two slapped hands, shook, grabbed thumbs, snapped their fingers three times and smacked hands again.
"So? How ya been?"
RAagu: "Been chillin in the hood with my peeps."
Exterous smacked RAagu "Ow, thanks man. I don't know what got into me."
Exterous: "Sorry, but i can at least understand you now."
RAagu: "Well, i gotta go. Just stopped by to see how your new pad was."
"Hey, anytime. Don't be a stranger."
"Later. Communism is Great!" And the random cameo was over.
Exterous sat down to get back to business. He was expecting his Air Force Chief any.....
"You wanted to see me sir?"
.......second. "Yes, please come in."
"Yes, I wanted to discuss your role in the new Czech."
"Excellent sir. When shall i be getting my new 8 engine, 30 turreted battle blimps sir?"
"Er...thats just the thing. You won't be."
Emil looked confused "Sir?"
"While I did think that your battle blimps were a good idea, you just won't have any part in our new armed forces."
Emils lower lip started to quiver. "Why not sir?" He tried to conceal a sniff
"Well, we just don't have the resources to spare on planes that will get shot down in no time by ME-109s."
"Germans?! Bah! They have nothing but a glorified police force!"
"Oh, they will have quite a force i assure you. But anyway, i am intrigued by your new battleblimps." Exterous reached into his desk drawer. He pulled out a box "Here, I bought you a model with which to build your blimps so we can see how they work."
Emil took the box and opened it. Inside there were 3 splintered peices of wood, 1 twig, 2 feet of yarn, a dried out piece of glue, and a tiny kitchen sink. "This is what i get to use?"
"Thats all we could spare from our new build up."
Emils eyes shown brightly "OH Thank you SIR! You won't be dissapointed with the results!"
Exterous stared at him, trying to figure it out. But his AF chief was happy with having no air force so he went along with it. "I know you won't let me down. Now, Im sure you have lots of work to do."
"Oh, yes. I will get to work right away!"
Exterous watched him walk out the door and then looked down at his calender to see what was next........