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Here's a screenie:

SMSMMMSMS
MMMMSSSMMbbbbSSSMSSM
SSSMSSMSMSbELbSMSMSSSMS
MSSSMSSMSMbbbbSSSMSSMSM
MSMSSSMSS

M=people shouting more
S=people shouting screenies
b=bunker
E=Exterous
L=laptop.
(I'm an M or S somewhere there...)
 
Jopi said:
Here's a screenie:

SMSMMMSMS
MMMMSSSMMbbbbSSSMSSM
SSSMSSMSMSbELbSMSMSSSMS
MSSSMSSMSMbbbbSSSMSSMSM
MSMSSSMSS

M=people shouting more
S=people shouting screenies
b=bunker
E=Exterous
L=laptop.
(I'm an M or S somewhere there...)
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Yay! I see me! :p :D
 
Jopi said:
Here's a screenie:

SMSMMMSMS
MMMMSSSMMbbbbSSSMSSM
SSSMSSMSMSbELbSMSMSSSMS
MSSSMSSMSMbbbbSSSMSSMSM
MSMSSSMSS

M=people shouting more
S=people shouting screenies
b=bunker
E=Exterous
L=laptop.
(I'm an M or S somewhere there...)
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you forgot me


SMSMMMSMS
MMMMSSSMMbbbbSSSMSSM
SSSMSSMSMSbELRSMSMSSSMS
MSSSMSSMSMbbbbSSSMSSMSM
MSMSSSMSS

M=people shouting more
S=people shouting screenies
b=bunker
E=Exterous
L=laptop.
R= Ladybug fight every one off because he dont care if theres any screenies or not
 
Exterous sat in his bunker, well, it couldn't really be called a bunker anymore. The entire top floor of the building was covered in steel and earthworks around a center room roughly 20x20ft. This room was accessable only through a single stairwell that was protected by a 35 ft thick steel door. Not to mention the sniper overhead to kill anyone who entered.

He was merrily typing away on his laptop when the door opened. There was a *snap followed by "OW! Son of a B*^&@## Mo%*&)^*(&_) -censored-"

LW came up the staris rubbing a black eye.

Exterous looked up "Its ok ladybug, they can come in." Ladybug didn't look happy but let them in anyway.

LW, Jopi, BRAVEn, Morpheus and Capt Coats were there.

Exterous: "Well gentlemen, i assume you're wondering why i asked you here today." They nodded. "Well, it has occured to me that with our new Russian and communits brethren to the south east of us, it might be time to change ideoligies." Exterous started pacing "I have taken notice of Stalin's adept handleing of his commanders and how he has managed to get the most efficiency out of them. Also, his explotation of the people has given him a large industrial capacity."

Exterous paused and started walking over to his desk. "So, first off, to eliminate the dissent caused by this move, i will need some event to take care of it. Maybe...some...'cleansing' of the officer corps...."

Jopi sniffed under his arms "Good, i need a bath."

LW: "SHUT up!" LW looked nervous

Exterous smiled. The steel door clsoed on the room. ladybug cocked his weapon and also smiled.

Exterous: "Yes, some cleansing would be very very helpful." Exterous slowly opened his desk drawer and started to pull something out. It was a ..........
 
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As exterous staarted to pull something out, Morpheus was hit in the back by something. "AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" he cried, "It hurts, OH IT HURTS.....wait......uh.......no, it doesn't hurt." He tried to turn around to see what was in his back, but failed. So he tried to turn around again, and again and.....

Exterous started laughing "WHOA! Boy, i got you guys! Whoooo!" He held his stomach "Oh, that was a good one. Ah."

Morpheus was still trying to see what was on his back. LW was quietly trying to dry the front of his pants.

"Anyway, the reason I asked you guys here today."

"Whaaaaa! I can't see it" Exterous put a hand on morpheus' shoulder to stop him from spinning. He pulled the suction dart from his back. "See? Its a blank."

"Ohhhhh"

"Anyway, like i was saying. I asked you guys here today because i have an early Christmas present for you."

Capt Coats rasied a hand

"Uh, yes?"

"What if we don't celebrate Christmas."

"Wha..? Ah... You don't celebrate Christmas?"

"Well, thats none of your business frankly. I jsut want to know how you are going to be fair to non-Christians about this."

"Non-Christians can get presents."

Coats started to tap his foot.

"Fine, fine, an early holiday present for you..."

"Thats better"

"Here." He handed them the folder.

LW took it and opened it up, inside was this:

czechshot.jpg



They all started 'oooo'ing and 'ahhh'ing

LW was the first to speak. "This is really great and all and i really appreciate this....but its kinda blurry."

Exterous nodded "Because of the presence here of Capt Coats, I had to blurr it so as to not give away any vital information."

Morpheus: "What was that?"

LW: "Hes lazy."

"I heard that! Anyway, Morpheus, you are promoted to morpheus506 again, due to your bravery at fighting off those 18 rommainian divs."

Morpheus506 whooped.

Coats "Uh, who is this blue down here?"

Exterous: "What blue?" He looked at the shot. "Oh, uh....that would appear to be Yugoslavia."

"What are they doing all the way over here?"

Exterous shrugged.

"Don't you pay attention?"

"I told you, i don't care what goes on in Asia."

"But....uh....*sigh, nevermind."

Exterous smiled "Merry C....

Coats: *cough

Exterous stopped smiling: "Happy holidays. Now, get back to work!" He smiled again.

Everyone left happy and exterous sat back down at his desk and began to type away again........
 
ahhhhh the blurry, it brains my hurt!

:D But besides that, yay, screenie!

... that's Yugoslavia? I'm confused :p ;).....
 
:D More updates than you can shake a large stick at!

But still .... UPDATE! :D


- EDIT: Kneels before Darth EX.

Cmdr Coats - "Master the screenshots for the invasion of Yugoslavia are NOT in the main forum!"


Darth EX - "Cmdr, tear this forum apart, I want those screenshots found!"

<dramatic music score>

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Walter Exterous - "Boss, we canta get dose screenshots!"

Al Morpheus - "I wanae screenshot! I wanae screenshot nowa! I wanae big blurry screen shot! I wanae big blurry screenshot from de topa to de botoma, now!"

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Exterous - "I need full power on those screenshots!"

Morpheus - "Captain I canaye get anymore clearer screenshots!"

Exterous - "Morphy, I need full power to the screenhot!"

Morpheus - "I know captain, but she'll overload!"

:rofl:
 
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2coats was typing away on his computer:

Capt Exterous: "Can you save him?"

Doc Coats: "Damnit Jim! Im a doctor not not a screenshot!"
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Morpheus "....My heart will go oooooonnnnnnn...."

Exterous: "What are you doing?"

"Theme song to Titanic."

Exterous shot him "I hate that song!"

Morpheus proceeded to bleed a blurry screenshot
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Exterous walked over and snatched coats laptop away from him "Thats MY laptop!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Not"

"TOO"

"NOT"

"TOO TOO TOO!"

2coats opened his mouth, but had no come back to the vicious repetition of the word 'too'. He ran off to find the playground moderator.

Exterous sat down and started typing:
*****

Prague:

"Alright, I want all our troops around Wein, I hope we can breakout there and advance into the undefended mountains for easy defensability."

"What about Yugoslavia?" asked Peanuts

"Oh, they ahd a coup and joind the allies some years ago."

Peanuts frowned. "Why didn't you tell us that?"

"Guess it just slipped my mind."

Peanuts: "Well, soon you will have two new tank divs to support you advance through the south."

Exterous looked happy. "Oh, no. We should be able to break through to the mountains without them. I have somthing else planned........"
 
Exterous sat in his office. He was reading memo after memo from concerned citizens asking "Why was Yugoslavia blue?"

"I don't know! Ask Steele or something. They just came that way in CORE."

A random underling ran into the room "We've broken through their lines!"

Exterous' eye glowed. "Wonderful!"

The 3rd and 4th Czech armies had siezed an opportunity in souther germany to break through to Munich and capture much of the German held alps. One lowly german divsion was trapped in mountains, but would soon be starved out.

The german army was spread too thin and had been fighting too many enemies for too long. The Fatherland was starting to crumble.

Exterous poured over reports from his intell services:

"Hmmm, German lines are thinning and apparently the Penguins of Antarctica have had their government overthrown." They were now ideologically right winged (haha).

Exterous now began the careful planning of how to get the most territory out of Germany's demise. He wanted to cut off the Russians short of Berlin, but that would mean facing the bulk of the german troops. He now faced an Italian front as well. He amde his decision. He flet the germans could hold off a bit longer. If they could push far enough into Italy, a one provence line of defense could be created. His orders went out:

Milan:

Fade: "You've got to be kidding me. I jsut got here!"

"You heard the orders son!"

Grumbling, Fade picked up his gear. They ahd just finsihed attacking the small Italian force here and now had to move out again. South was the direction. "What about their big army?"

The captain showed him a map. "Oh." The American had finally gotten involved and had invaded Italy from Napoli and were owning the Italians in southern Italy.

"We have an opportunity, now move it soldier!".......
 
Mr.G 24 said:
* whoof takes a deep breath* wait its not over damnit now I got to wait!!?
humph :D
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I guess Ex-Man has finished the game and passed onto the next game - and since it is way boring to AAR a game that one has completed I fear this one is a goner.

(*poke*)
 
No, not yet, but i don't think it will be much longer. Im having problems getting my final screenshot for this one to work properly. When i get it to work, i will finish :D
 
Exterous said:
No, not yet, but i don't think it will be much longer. Im having problems getting my final screenshot for this one to work properly. When i get it to work, i will finish :D
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Whee:D:D

Ok, see you back here in april then :p;)
 
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