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Second Lieutenant
Dec 21, 2002
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The Story of one of America's Greatest Generals

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Late Night December 7, '41

Me and Beatrice were sitting down with the kids for a late lunch at a quiet little restuarment. Later, we had just into the car and learned those Japs hit us hard and good. It was probably that damned Yamamoto I have been hearing about in my G-3 monthly briefings. Well, I guess I'll be taking over something more III Corps soon because I have a feeling this an excuse for the Germans to expand themselves and hoping to catch us off guard. I'll be damned if they ever step foot on my country. I had better finish this entry, George Marshall is ringing me up.


[Update very possibly tommorrow]
 
I couldn't resist adding this little speech from the movie "Patton" to the start of your AAR as it was in the start of the movie. I think it will give this AAR a kind of flavor. And hopefully you wouldn't mind. :)

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note: If you have never seen the movie "Patton" and have never heard the real Patton talk, bear in mind, while going through the following speech, a loud, deeply husky voice of a 60 year old, tough son of a bitch.

enjoy.



Ten-Hut!

[Bugler Plays]

[Patton walks to the center of the stage]

"I want you to remember, that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it... by making the other poor bastard die for his country.

Men, all this stuff you heard about American not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids... you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner... and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win... all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost, and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing... is hateful to Americans.

Now... an army... is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality... for The Saturday Evening Post... don't know anything more about real battle... than they do about fornicating.

Now, we have the finest food and equipment... the best spirit... and the best men in the world. You know... by God, I... actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against... by God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts, and use them to grease the threads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards, by the bushel!

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering... whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you... that you will all do your duty. The Nazis... are the enemy! Wade into them. Spill their blood! Shoot them in the belly! When you put your hand... into a bunch of goo... that a moment before was your best friend's face... you'll know what to do.

Now, there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages, saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time! And we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

Now, there's one thing... that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. 30 years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside, with your grandson on your knee... and he asks you, what did you do in the great World War II... you won't have to say... well... I shoveled shit in Louisiana.

All right, now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. I will be proud... to lead you wonderful guys into battle... anytime... anywhere.

That's all."
 
December 14, '41

I arrived in Marshall's room this morning and well here is my proud and glorious story for today. Good Mr. George Marshall was standing looking back and forth at Argentina and Western Europa. Bradely, Brad as I call him and Ike was sitting there waiting on me to arrive. Those dumbass traffic officers couldn't guide traffic and I explained to them thats why I was late.

"Well George its not to late to invade Europe, we can always demote you to an MP," Marshall said with a grin on his face.

"Well sir, it is better than latrine duty," I said and everyone into the room began chuckling.

"Now to the point boys," Marshall said "George please take a seat. The Axis stands to take Moscow this spring if they can hold the line. And Franco has joined the Germans, with Portugal, and Argentina is planning to make their announcement to join. We need generals, full generals, commanders in the theatre gentleman. You are all being promoted to full generals and being ordered to plan for Operation Kingstrike, the invasion of Argentina and it's eventual annexation. George, you you are operation commander, and my aide will give everyone the needed information. Congradulations, now I must be off too meet Lieutant General Grooves." And with that George Marshall left after shaking our hands we were virtually field commanders of the Army. All it would take now would be those buzzards in Congress.

[And about those lazy Commies well heres a hint they won't retake a special city with it's 70 divisions near it poised to attack. I can say no more about the Reds.:D ]
 
Haha, you gonna take annex all those weak axis countries? (add a few new stars to the flag when this war is over) Maybe you should also kick those lazy Reds right in the arse with an invasion of Siberia.
 
Does anyone know of site where I can post Screenies for free? Because my next entry is ready I just need to host my screenshots.