Allied Terror Weapon unveiled, Axis Secret countermeasures employed!!!
Situarion: May 2, 1941; Germans invading Greece (as usual)
The 12th Panzer Division under General Von Manstein easily captured Chalkis today but found that in fact, they had fallen victims to a cunning Allied trap. The entire province had, in fact, been covered in Contact Cement.
Once the mighty Panzers entered the province and chased away the puny Allies, Von Manstein found that he could no longer leave the province! The mighty Panzers were stuck. All attempts to leave in any direction were fruitless.
Finally, frustrated, Von Manstein called the Fuhrer bunker and requested orders. Hitler, not being the bone idle dolt the rest of the world believed him to be, in fact ordered his General staff to employ a secret weapon recently developed by his dog Blondie. The entire Armoured Corps were "beamed out" of the province, by a still undisclosed and apparently hightly secret method and have found themselves in a strange netherworld -- called a "Force Pool".
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Anyone have any idea what really happened?