Scandinavian Slaughter
Denmark Invaded! German Troops Swarm Jutland!
Oslo, Norway - Fleeing aboard one of the last merchant ships to leave the harbor, the Danish royal family has announced its intention to set up a government-in-exile in Norway. The attack came without warning or declaration of war. Denounced as an act of barbarity by western governments, German armour and infantry completed the destruction of Denmark's small army in a few days.
More ominous still, the German High Seas Fleet was seen steaming out of harbor three days ago and heading north. Whether to cut off fleeing Danish ships or another, darker purpose, remains unknown as yet.
Copenhagen's residents reported few outrages by German troops - primarily Major General Pieper's 2 Panzer division - and hopes are high in London and Paris that a diplomatic solution can be found to avert the looming crisis.
Newsclipping from the Oslo Times, 4 March 1936
The meeting of the Western Alliance's military High Command - if such grandiose terms could be applied to that illustrious group of feuding egos - took place in Paris on the 4th of March in the year 1936. As was the norm the temperature in the room could best be described as arctic, although attempts by British general Charles Emerson Cutler III to warm relations with a French serving lass proved successful.
"Well its a rum business, no doubt about it. But then what can we do? Can't start a war over a something like this what?" Col. Sherman Taylor, British Intelligence, expounded. "People won't stand for it. That's for sure. Can't blame them. The Danes have to fight for their country. Can't save the world."
"True, Colonel, as always." His French counterpart exclaimed, tipping his champagne glass in mock salute. "After all, last time we went to war over some insignificant country it cost us untold lives. Hmmph, if the jerries want some frozen hell let them have it."
Thus, secure in their chateau of complacency the Allied Command went about forgetting the German Beast.