I'm Oddone di Montferrato, Count of Montferatto (or something. I am not good at spelling). I paid good money for this picture. He omitted my grey hairs. And my fangs. It's a shame he painted my eyes in normally. Oh well.
This is my Papa. He did it with his sister. I am the only result. We do not talk about Mama. They are both dead now.
This is my confusingly named cousin, Oddone. He is the count of the county next door. He smiles because my uncle did not have sex with his sister, like my father did, and thus he has no tail. Oh well.
That said though, he's a whole 5 years older than me. Fingers crossed he'll die before my kidneys give out. I've learnt not to hope for such good luck.
This is Constanze. She's my wife. She's got this incredible 50 yard stare. I don't know if she likes me or something, but she's like my shadow. Something about my smell. Everyone else stays well away from me though. Oh Well.
This is my son Elmo. He's named after my father. I need to get him a wife before he screws his mother (thankfully he has no sisters...) He has suspiciously blonde hair, but no extra fingers. I wonder if my wife mixed me up with the man from Saluces. Oh well.
This is where I live. I am the one in the middle. If all goes to plan, my ugly blue shielded cousin will die, and then I shall conquer Genoa. This of course hinges on the city attempting to break off from the empire (that green colour everywhere) but never mind. Not gonna happen, is it?
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